Elon Musk X - What he should say - Parody

@Jwiesel13 Ghana is a great football nation as is England.

I’m just a “dumb” American who doesn’t understand soccer..but tell me again how the United States wouldn’t be able to compete with England in the World Cup who just tied 0-0 with Ghana…

@NikkiNic9384 Your lips look rediculous. 😂

Holy shit these soccer fans are incredibly rude and mean for no reason at all. I’m sorry it’s not a big sport here and lot of us don’t really know the game. 🤷🏼‍♀️ So we ask questions in an attempt to learn the game and just get told we are dumb Americans. Wtf is everyone’s problem?? 🤯

@cormac_mccafe69 Most of the world adores the USA.

it's so funny that Americans don't understand why the entire world - even their 'allies' - hate them

@LibbyTard17 Brainwashed retard. Get a grip.

We need a full national climate lockdown NOW. This extreme heat is not normal. Cars are literally melting in the streets for fucks sake 😡 Stay at home, protect the environment, save lives! #ClimateLockdown

@harald_murphy @Tesla @Tesla_AI @TeslaAUNZ That was excellent

On the way to Fitzroy Crossing Western Australia. I hear that @Tesla @Tesla_AI @TeslaAUNZ FSD Supervised V14.3.3 has a couple of rough edges to polish off. That may be true, but what matters in Australia is this 👇🏻

@TonyShepherd4 Explain 99% illiterate, please.

I find it impossible to even understand why there is so much support for someone who is 99% illiterate is extremely ignorant and is controlled by a wealthy miner, the country must be full of morons, or we are being taken for a HUGE ride by the media, I have never met a supporter

@Markyles More young people will be empovrished by Labor.

Labor’s budget measures of negative gearing and capital gains tax, having passed the House will now pass through the Senate sometime this week. After more than 2 decades, more young people will be able to buy a home. Not investors buying property but young people buying a home.

@eurofounder Completely fake

Very satisfying to see Elon Musk paying his fair share to the European Union Thanks to Europe, he is also no longer a trillionaire No matter how rich you are, nobody is above the EU

@JBrianR91 America rules the world. Never forget that.

Things the world cup has taught us so far: 1 - Americans are, amazingly, even less intelligent than the world thought 2 - Some Americans can just about read 3- Lots of Americans are fat 4 - The US are bad and will get dog walked the moment they play a half decent side

@ALeighMP Amazing that anyone signed up to Labor .

Gerry Lloyd signed up to Labor at 14. Last week he turned 79, and Gungahlin Labor celebrated his 65 years in the party: working for fairness, a better Australia and Beatlemania. #auspol

@PSyvret I don't know selling property was illegal.

Oh FFS. Gina Rinehart sells a $60 million asset to avoid less than 2 percent tax? What a parasite.

@AlboMP What con are you up to there now?

The Australian War Memorial has always been a place of solemn remembrance of generations of sacrifice. A place to reflect on the courage and strength of all who have served in our name. All who went. All who fell. All who came home never knowing peace again. And all who serve now. Tonight, we officially opened the new Atrium and Anzac Hall, honouring their legacy and keeping their memory alive. Lest we forget.

@compliantvc Elon does. EU is a bankrupt nanny state overrun by beurocracy.

The European Union makes €7 trillion a year Elon Musk's businesses only make a few billion in profit (if that) Tell me again who knows more about business?

@Ozmag @histofevery_yt2 Lived in Australia for 7 years.

@BestinTesla @histofevery_yt2 You’re a sycophant idiot, you know zero about Australia and have probably never been out of the US!

We don't. We just don't like you. Now ENGLAND, THAT'S A RIVALRY

@RoKhanna It will probably be prison. Elon is seldom wrong.

Elon Musk Wants Me in Prison. I Want Him Under Oath. The richest man in the world announced that he plans to sue me and called for my arrest. I will not be intimidated. Read more: substack.com/home/post/p-20…

@Haich44 @CraigNorenbergs The cup is already named. We don’t have to win it. We own it already. 😂

@BestinTesla @CraigNorenbergs America’s Cup! 💪🏼

Far out... Australia and USA are both from the same stock. Both free democracies with open media. Fought side by side in two World Wars, Korea, Vietnam and Middle East. One bloody World Cup game and we're enemies? Your grandparents would be embarrassed. ❤️

@matt18matt @CraigNorenbergs No USA even wins that : USA vs Australia Water Polo Head-to-Head (mainly women’s senior): • USA leads overall (e.g., recent 8-2 in last 10).

@BestinTesla @CraigNorenbergs Water polo

@matt18matt @CraigNorenbergs WTF is dodge ball? You made that up.

@BestinTesla @CraigNorenbergs Dodge ball

@AmJacobChai @histofevery_yt2 Even kangaroos won't go to Darwin without a flick knife.

@histofevery_yt2 @BestinTesla Yall can’t actually be this down bad 🤣🤣. I’ve heard legends of your inferiority complex but yeesh.

@crosbiastri Soccer has two major advantages : it embraces diversity; it is not advantaged by some freakish body shape or size.