Pete

I’m sorry I have resting angry dad face. What am I supposed to do smile and laugh all the time like a psychopath?

@halleberry What’s not to love? We can’t feel the water but are jealous of it. 😃

you guys love this scene (me too) … but I was freezing my butt off! 😂

My shitposting position

@boneGPT Fent probably, gets into everything.

there is no narcan for a meth overdose, they gotta cool his body down and monitor his heart so he doesn't have a heart attack or stroke or seizures survival rate is high but could have permanent damage to heart or brain

@Alozious17 @LindyTasteful It’s one of the slowest lambos I think and it was like 12yo at the time.

@BigPeter @LindyTasteful Pretty sure that's a crime against humanity.

At what point do we hold the tattoo artists accountable for the atrocities they're committing on otherwise perfectly nice looking women?

@Alozious17 @LindyTasteful I saw a Gallardo with a bumper sticker once…Fitting right?

@LindyTasteful At no point. If folks want to ink up their bodies they are welcome to. But I'm going to have to go with golf influencer Maz on this one:

@LindyTasteful It’s distasteful and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

@amphichrome_ 👋… I’ve made some pretty good sour dough too, I’m not easily impressed is my point.

can i swoon a man by baking him bread?

Funny story. I terrorized my office with one of these “Annoy PCB” (on Amazon) for months. Eventually because I told too many people it was found out. I brought the device home and it wound up in a change bowl. Despite being switched off, after enough change shuffle, a coin closed the circuit again. It terrorized myself and my wife for months before I found it again. Thought it was this many kitchen appliances.

This is just pure evil 😈

@ForestMommy This dude looks like a dude that kisses hookers.

The fact anyone can kiss someone or get physical when they are clearly not into it had always grossed me out

WHERE ARE THE JAPANESE AND THE BABY ANIMALS? WHERE?!!?!

@DefiantLs I think this is where the fatigue started

I still think about this.

@playmatejaylene It’s not your fault your nature is caring and nurturing, in an uncaring world.

@BigPeter relax pete 😭

can we pretty please just let women take over for a few months and see how it goes?

@guideforlovers One thing is for sure, this is not Dads department.

University and college are where good girls go to get ruined

@Benedicta_Bee This is liberal virtue signaling on levels I’ve never seen before.

Not MAGA but ok 👍🏻

@ericristow Why doesnt the guardrail cover the whole curve? Wouldn't have mattered I guess, but seems like a hazard of its own.

New video captured on an ODOT camera shows the moment a corvette crashed into a guardrail on I-90 at West 117th. Cleveland EMS says the driver was killed.

@GlobalWatchClub "leak" and gage the reaction to determine if it's safe to release or will drive customers away.

How does a leak like this even get out? Is it someone working at Rolex who leaks it, or is it done on purpose by them to create more hype...

@interesting_aIl If you are gonna pay that much for an Audi make sure its a Porsche.

The recently released Audi RSQ8 ABT Legacy Edition

@TracketPacer Cage nuts were invented by Satan.

i found some cage nuts

@FenixAmmunition It's a massive ad campaign for "3 Body Problem Season 2"

Okay, what actually the fuck is going on with this?