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@mattlindner United at Ohare has been fine

I’m flying tomorrow. Yay.

It’s a PATRICK party on St. Patrick’s Day 🍀

@DK_Assist youtube.com/watch?v=kmwQPO…

What’s your favorite March Madness moment? 🏀 Reply below. We’ll be narrowing it down to some of the best 👀

@CWBChicago @chicagobars Don’t pee on my wings! @BirdsNestBar

Dispatch: "We got a disturbance at 25XX North Southport, it's anonymous, but they are reporting three women wearing green sweaters urinating in the alley. You want me to send somebody or is it okay to code this?" #Chicago #ChicagoScanner 🍀

@Parkeology Forced perspective is amazing. Sure doesn’t look like 300 feet between the wall and the castle from the picture

This giant unadorned stone wall used to be plainly visible in the Magic Kingdom. It’s still there today, only now it’s mostly out of sight. Do you know where it is and what’s different about it today?

Frankly we don’t talk about this enough

@VintageHawks I was there! What a classic ☘️

March 9, 2003 | #Blackhawks beat Bruins 8-5 at the United Center, a rare early 2000’s home game broadcast on national TV. Steve Sullivan and Eric Daze both had hat tricks in the win.

@esjesjesj @kaitrump *her pedo grandfather

@kaitrump Pick up a fucking gun and go fight for your country

New video out now on YouTube! youtu.be/BDa8__sXB3o?si…

Makes me sick seeing him in that uniform.

@SportsCenter TONY BROTHERS IS THE WORST! youtube.com/watch?v=FWQz3B…

Trae Young gets his first ejection as a Washington Wizard before he's played a game 😅

@chicagobars @USPS @SenDuckworth @SenatorDurbin @RepMikeQuigley Went there to apply for passports for my kids, the agent was at least 30 mins late

Chicago’s most broken @USPS post office (at least I hope so). 3024 N Ashland, Chicago IL 60657 40% of door broken. Screens broken (for months) Out of all first class stamps. 🤯💸 I tbh don’t mind their years long (well earned) rep for being grumpy but why facility so broken?

@DKSportsbook Where's the @ChicagoBears all white helmet?

Which Color Rush helmet is your favorite? 👀 (h/t CG3TV/TT)

@antibearthesis @RepNancyMace The gloves 🤣

We are not convinced Epstein killed himself.

@ThisGirlBetz @NFTJuiceMan

@NFTJuiceMan Yup they win by 7

⭐️FREE PLAY⭐️ #NCAAB 🏀UT RIO +10.5 -120 (2u) #GamblingX

@RVLiberal @BenjaminPDixon @DeathMetalV @dannyspud_ Don’t fuck with Derek

@BenjaminPDixon @DeathMetalV @dannyspud_ Delightful Derek?

Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America?

@Chedzz You caught too many mispriced lines/glitches

Once again no props out. Can’t get a goal scorer lay / can’t get a MEGA - why are there no props out at a normal time.

@Vanvan604 @PearlJam @TomBrady @Seahawks @grok Looks like Alpine Valley

@PearlJam @TomBrady @Seahawks @grok what venue is this?

Hey @TomBrady - it's about to get even louder tonight. GO @Seahawks ! 🏈

@RepJackKimble I told my wife they were saying “UUUUUUUSHA” 🤣

The crowd at the Olympics was not booing JD Vance. If you’ve ever been at a sporting event where they yell Coop or Lou it sounds very similar. They were yelling JD.

Just getting home and seeing we need some 3rd period magic. Marchessault is good. Give me Giroux, the Pens stack, and one more and I'll go to sleep happy

@xbradtc @lawindsor Stolen from @Raanancomedy

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter