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Detailed analysis of the behavior of Renee Good and Jonathan Ross prior to her death. WATCH: #DemsUnited

@masonisonx @GovPressOffice Which one? 🤔

@GovPressOffice Fucking clown

BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT KID ROCK IS NOT IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF OUR GREAT STATE, I AM GIVING SERIOUS CONSIDERATION TO TAKING AWAY HIS RESIDENCY. HE IS A THREAT TO CALIFORNIA'S EARDRUMS, AND SHOULD REMAIN IN THE WONDERFUL STATE OF MICHIGAN, IF THEY WANT HIM. GOD BLESS AMERICA! — GCN

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@vukcajp @MamalehTrumpOG Pretty sad to try to compare “cheated on anything” with “cheated on 3 wives, slept with a porn star, paid her off to prevent taint on election results” and this is just THIS trial…

@MamalehTrumpOG No he dud not say that, but are telling us, you never cheated on anything?

I'm sorry...did Donald Trump just pretty much say Mother Teresa slept with Stormy Daniels and paid her off? Boy, I tell you, those Catholics... #DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #GOP #Merchan #TrumpForLifeInPrison #TrumpHumor #MAGAs #MagaTrailorTrashCultMorons #StormyDaniels #HushMoney

@askUHC Sure, the fix is in, but the issue is not resolved. The latest rogue email I got was after your reply. Do you have a status page where people can see… issue status? It’s not the end of the world, sure, but nobody noticing a bug going on for 36 hours straight is… not good?

@CRCerr0r Hello. There was a known issue with multiple emails being received. Our technical help desk was able to resolve this problem. If you are still experiencing issues please call our Tech Support team at 877-844-4999. They're available all day, every day. Thank you -Tracy

@UHC I am starting to think I have a new Health Statement from UnitedHealthcare. 🤪

@gregkellyusa Cute. 😅 You sound a little scared… Face the music, brah.

CANCEL MAIL-IN VOTING.

Watch Donald send #PuertoRico some #Trump-branded paper towels, to help with all the flooding.

@Antman0704 @AOC How long was their visa approved for? I wanna bring my sister over through the same path.

Not people calling others “illegal” as they fondly recall their last name is spelled the way it is because their great-grandpa came to the US with the equivalent of a misspelled post-it note 🥴🥴🥴

This!!!!

Holy shit.

🚨 ELECTION UPDATE: Polls show I’m statistically tied with Ron DeSantis. DeSantis’s defeat IS possible, but only if we build the power to do it together. Can you RT this to help me reach 225K followers and help us win this November?

Okay, so I rearranged my whole life to avoid student loan debt, prepaid for my kids’ college educations since their births, and now everyone’s getting $10,000 forgiven? I think that’s great 😊 Congrats, guys. A rising tide lifts all boats.

Let’s counter this bullshit Republican talking point right now- Retweet this if you don’t have college debt but are happy for the people who are getting some help with their student debt.

@JWet16 @Mr_TsCulture Inertia can be a motherfucker.

@Mr_TsCulture If I see this kid in the streets

ITS GYM TIME

Crawford sheriff dept Arkansas

GOP: Unseal the warrant!! DOJ: k GOP: wait no

Dad, on the eighth anniversary of your passing, I'm remembering how incredibly kind and joyful you were. I deeply miss you you wonderful, hairy man and will be celebrating your life today. Love you so so much!

But, but… THEIR TEXTS! I mean… “HER EMAILS!” I mean… Oh ffs.

🫐 Management is not overhead 🥝 Management is not a promotion, and shouldn't be an ego boost 🍉 Managers are not rent-seeking paper pushers whose time be better spent writing code and doing 'real work' But one could sure be forgiven for thinking otherwise, in an org like this.