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@MAGACult2 The 👀 on the Kash Patel character 💀

😆😂😜Gregory Johnstone is so funny. Here is recapping the White House correspondent’s dinner. 🤣🤣

@MerriamWebster License

What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.

@YourAnonCentral Guarantee they are not handing him a Dianetics book

Scientology is really going through a rough one this season; it’s only going to get worse.

@cwebbonline He even lies about the color of the paint on the pool 😂 That is not American flag blue

More waste… I’m not sure who told Donald Trump painting the Reflecting Pool was a good idea, because it will need to be recoated every few years. As a pool owner, I can tell you paint doesn’t last like hard surfaces. The existing granite lasted a lifetime and should have just been repaired as needed, not coated over.

@Notwokenow I drive a 2018 suv and honestly had no idea some new cars have cameras INSIDE the car. What is happening?!

This. Is. Terrifying. This technology should NEVER be allowed to be used. Ford can fvck right off and so can the Congress members who voted to put this tech in vehicles starting in 2027.

@its_MrH3 It’s hilarious that they incorporated a part about the people taking wine bottles from the table 😂

🚨Military Lego AI just went FULL UNHINGED and dropped the most savage diss track of 2026 😂🔥 The Washington Hilton chaos turned into straight cinematic LEGO drill rap — Winegate, Asleep at the Wheel, Cole Allen, PEDO TRUMP, the whole media circus roasted in legos and bars. This isn’t news… this is storytelling that actually hits. Peak internet creativity right here. 😮‍💨🔥 #MilitaryLegoAI #LegoDissTrack #Savage #LegoAI #TrumpHotelChaos #ShotsFired #WashingtonHilton #AIDissTrack #PoliticalSatire #Viral #BricksAndBars #LegoRap

@RobertsPublish1 @eric_hz143 What was DAD doing??

@eric_hz143 That's a pretty big kid to be able to climb into that thing! What was mom doing while he was crawling in? Obviously not paying attention to where her kid was.

I responded to a lot of crazy and stupid calls in my firefighter days. This though? I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face. Professionalism in situations like this was not my forte

@eric_hz143 How do they get the stuffed animals in if no keys?

@MarieIsabellaB I’ll do all this and then decide that I don’t want chicken for dinner because I’m grossed out

POV: You’re cooking chicken

@allenanalysis I hope he sues for wrongful termination and Hegseth gets fired over it. He’s got to go.

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Pete Hegseth fired the Secretary of the Navy yesterday. The reason: he refused to ignore a federal judge’s order. The judge ruled that punishing Sen. Mark Kelly for reminding military officers of their duty to refuse illegal orders violated the First Amendment. Phelan followed the law. Hegseth fired him for it.

@tedlieu I agree he very likely has a problem (and needs to go!), but the AUDIT test is a questionnaire he can easily manipulate to demonstrate no concerning alcohol dependence. Not sure of the utility here.

House Judiciary Democrats are demanding that Kash Patel take the Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test. The American people deserve to know if the FBI Director is a raging alcoholic.

@LangmanVince Joe Rogan is out here masquerading as a doctor. Why anyone would take medical advice from him I’ll never know. This hasn’t even gone through FDA-regulated clinical trials. How can Trump say it’s “done” 🤣

Joe Rogan talks about his visit to the White House for the signing of the Executive Order, and what Trump said to him at the UFC event a few days earlier!

@CBSEveningNews @CBSNews Arresting everyone but Trump

Police say a 28-year-old California man allegedly bought expensive LEGO sets, kept the pieces and returned the boxes filled with dry pasta. Authorities say the scheme was repeated about 70 times nationwide before he was caught.

@CliffW08950229 Bye Sue! 👋

Another Democrat wins over a Republican! YES BABY!!!!!

@Acyn @JamieBonkiewicz This idiot is out of touch

Trump: What’s a corner store? I’ve never heard that term. Who the hell wrote this?

This is an image of my cardiologist.

Iran Deal By Obama: •Strait of Hormuz open for free •Iran limits Uranium enrichment •Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons •Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance •Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance Iran Ceasefire By Trump: •Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship •Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment •Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons •Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!

@DarrigoMelanie @MentallyDivine But we need a ballroom

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

@tparsi @joncoopertweets There is no limit to their brutality and idiocy. Devastating for students and blatant self-sabotage.

Disgraceful! The US/Israel just bombed Sharif University in Tehran. This is not only Iran's best university, but also a top 100 global university in the field of Civil Engineering. It has also been a center of student opposition to the Iranian gov And Trump just bombed it...

@MAVERIC68078049 That’s definitely a tortilla

First moon landing in over 50 yrs… some of these new images are absolutely amazing!