MuninActual
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The canon is closed. New revelation is done. Your church is an abomination.
James Divis@j_divis
“Surely the Lord God will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets.” —Amos 3:7 God’s church needs prophets.
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@Thatbrian You guys spread the gospel? I mean who will even do it after we’re gone?
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@LloydLegalist This would be cute and wholesome if half the congregation were kids and not 60 year olds.
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I convince my friend to give church one more try, and he gets greeted by a sea of puppets singing children’s songs like a cult with a craft budget.
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@3Trumpeteer @Primary_Pianist 1500? Most Protestant churches started in a strip mall in 2015!
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@Primary_Pianist I think it’s funny when a Protestant, whose church started in 1500s, tells me my church is false because it started in the 1800s.
Like… what?
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Mormon: Do you believe the Church fell into error?
Evangelical: Absolutely.
Mormon: For how long?
Evangelical: Over a thousand years.
Mormon: That's a pretty serious apostasy.
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: What would you call a thousand years of doctrinal corruption?
Evangelical: Christianity.
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@yellowwalrus65 @MormonSerf I mean, more power to you, but frankly I'm not sure how a square is a circle, and I'm not sure how the Trinity is doctrinally or scripturally sound.
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@CrowMtnMunin @MormonSerf I'm a Mormon Trinitarian, it's not nonsensical
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@yellowwalrus65 @MormonSerf Because we're not bound to a 2nd century heresy, and when we're not bound to it, you're free to reject something as nonsensical as the Trinity.
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@NoblestCalling Magic underwear, donating money to something you believe in.
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@SkeleMusic @rats7 Right?! you'd think he'd at least connect boise and SLC but his autism requires the Seattle to Denver direct that summits the Wasatch Range at 500 MPH. I wonder if he knows they already made a vehicle for this called an airplane?
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@DanielKYCA @gatewoodb @jesse_k_fox Calvinism is the least biblically accurate view of salvation, we now know why you can't accept the scriptures as true 🙂
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@CrowMtnMunin @gatewoodb @jesse_k_fox By "every knee shall bow" you are implying everyone will be saved?
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@c60276434 @rats7 Friend, this path he's drawn cuts directly through the hard part of like 4 mountain ranges. There's a reason why you can't go to Denver directly from Boise, or even from SLC to Denver.
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@CrowMtnMunin @rats7 talking like we haven’t made railways go through mountains before. But that spur should also connect to Portland, Boise and salt lake.
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@DanielKYCA @gatewoodb @jesse_k_fox So you think the scripture is false, fine but the poster asked where you can find that in the scriptures. This is where, and since you don’t believe in the scriptures this conversation really can’t go anywhere 🙂
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@CrowMtnMunin @gatewoodb @jesse_k_fox No, you cherry pick and imply what scripture says. With 3000 christian sects each cl a timing "scripture is true" your question is a bullshit question. Whose version of scripture is true or fslse?
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@DanielKYCA @gatewoodb @jesse_k_fox I let the scripture speak for its self, now tell me, is the scripture true or false?
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@taco_talks I believe in a different Jesus because you pronounce it jeayz-us. This is by far the most annoying thing on the planet, you deserve eternal punishment for this.
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@DanielKYCA @gatewoodb @jesse_k_fox So the bible here is not true, Every knee shall not bow? What is meant by every knee? What is meant by bow?
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@CrowMtnMunin @gatewoodb @jesse_k_fox Your interpretation and application is overly applied. You might as well be mormon
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@zchance I don’t think anyone would survive 30 years of ward council.
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A bishop for 30 years? Oh, was he now? ?
Would anyone care to weigh in on why that is obviously not true?
EvidenceOfFaith@EvidenceOfFaith
Mormon bishop with LDS church explains how he surrendered himself to the real Jesus. He was a bishop for almost 30 years. I pray many more will wake up earlier then that.
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@CrowMtnMunin @gatewoodb @jesse_k_fox No. Your international is grossly overlapped. You might as well be Mormon
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@monitoring2000 @Coopachabra Dawg, literally what? You need to stop listening to your pastor and/or youtube podcasts by retards.
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@CrowMtnMunin @Coopachabra You going to your pleasure planet to become a new God with his celestial Harem?
Truly white Muslims
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How it feels to be on X two weeks into the "Are Mormon's Christians controversy".
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@ThisOrTheOtter Well at least he allowed Satan free will! But God knew Satan would have made this choice correct?
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@CrowMtnMunin He made Satan good like he made us good. But Satan chose evil similar to how mankind chose evil.
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