Sanjay Pancholi

@Google I’ve always been a long time android user. Bar this phone which is an iPhone 15 pro max. Thinking of going back to android world later in the year however, I’m swayed by the apple ecosystem! Which I think you’re missing the trick with joined up accessories such as magsafe

@Google I’ve always been a long time android user. Bar this phone which is an iPhone 15 pro max. Thinking of going back to android world later in the year however, I’m swayed by the apple ecosystem! Which I think you’re missing the trick with joined up accessories such as MagSafe

@McDonaldsUK just wanted how useless your duty manager was this morning we ordered our breakfast this morning. Missing my girlfriend’s Sausage and egg McMuffin. The delivery comes to us in a sealed bag, the duty manager says ‘just complain on app and say driver stole order!’WTF?

@McDonaldsUK I have a question, as a vegetarian your menu is quite limited. Ever thought about doing a McPlant equivalent to a Big Mac? Just a thought

@lesstenny I’d laugh and hold. Street party

What would be your first reaction if this happened soon?

Does anyone know the answer to this ⁦@NHSEngland⁩ doesn’t and I’m trying to learn about my type 2 diabetes @diabetesuk

@Wolves_OD @Boro Don’t think you’re getting out the relegation zone any time soon. As for Rob Edward’s, I think he’d need a visit to Job centre soon

@Boro Sorry guys, but when wolves knock its a different knock

Middlesbrough Football Club have, subject to the completion of an agreement with Wolverhampton Wanderers FC, given head coach Rob Edwards permission to speak to Wolves. We initially rejected an approach from Wolves on the basis that Rob signed a three-year contract with MFC less than six months ago. Following discussions with Rob we were disappointed to learn that he wanted to speak with Wolves regarding their head coach vacancy. We have now agreed terms with Wolves, subject to completion of the relevant paperwork. First team coaches Adi Viveash and Harry Watling, and Academy manager Craig Liddle, will take charge of team affairs for Saturday’s game against Birmingham City at the Riverside.

The laziness or the stupidity of an average @EvriUKISupport courier

Order a parcel from @AmazonUK and their crappy couriers @EvriUKISupport decide to drop the parcel off not at the flat, oh no. That’s all too simple they placed our parcel by the communal bin. I guess evri, pay peanuts get monkeys. God knows how you’re still in business! @Ofcom 🤯

To be honest I’d buy an @sonyxperia phone but right now their branding complicated to understand which is or what is a flagship. If they do leave the mobile market place they’ll only have themselves to blame. thesun.co.uk/tech/36203484/…

@Joey7Barton Are you trying to stay relevant, when actually you’re irrelevant?

Go and watch the 4-4 Arsenal game ya dope. Full size goalies. I would score 1000/1000 against Mary Earps taking each pen with my dick. And 2000/2000 against the midget they had in net last night. Stick to knitting. 🐕🧶💨

@joseluis0473 @BarcaFem Classy sore losers, time you lot learnt to lose. You’re not always entitled to every silverware on the planet

@BarcaFem England has luck as usual, but Spain don't have a proper coach, don't forget little islanders, we're still world champion

🗣️ Irene Paredes to RTVE after losing in the penalty shootout: “I think we deserved it, but it’s not about deserving. It’s about having that bit of luck, which I think England has had throughout the whole tournament.”

@BarcaFem Bitter in defeat is not good sportsmanship. Please learn that lesson or have your sports coaches life comes with victories and defeats?

@chefsevenn A heart attack

What’s missing?

@Argos_Online am I being ripped off? At your branch in Lincoln there’s a prices discrepancy between the @beatsbydre fit pro black and pro grey edition why the difference would I be entitled to a refund?

Elon probably fucked with the algorithm but it would be sweet if we could get #Krasnov trending ;)

@nectar Will you guys be doing an end of year round of we brought and saved the most using nectar? Tesco have done an end of year round up and it’s quite impressive.

That's all from us folks! We'll be back tomorrow morning at 8am to answer all your Nectar queries. Abbie

@justdave89now A little black moustache

When you see this man what’s first thing you think of

@Knog Still not heard a response from my email, ref 71969. Thank you

@CuriouslySanjay Sorry to hear about this. This is not a common occurrence at all and so please reach out to our customer service team via knog.com and they will be more than happy to assist in assessing this for you!

@Knog last week purchased this #knog blinder 900 lumin. On the ride and commute back home the light fell off my bike whilst cycling. I want to draw attention to the very poor design the light attachment. Please see photos of damage of light and the attachment.

@elonmusk Spinning a yarn are we Elon

Genius-level trolling!!