Beth

I hope my future husband looks at me in the mornings how I look at my leftover pizza.Ya it's looked better but it still makes my heart happy

sorry I couldn’t respond to ur text, supply chains are soooooo messed up rn

I wish I could text my dog

@Spotify I would like to speak to your manager!!!!!!!!! Your app is possessed it’s spooky

Nothing like chugging margaritas and then going to Costco... yes this is what my ife in the suburbs in my mid-twenties had turned into

Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20 seconds. #COVID19 coronavirus.ohio.gov

Not all hero’s wear capes #GabrielFernandez

@amandarae143 Wait ..... Peter is a Pilot????? #whoknew

Week 9 and I finally figured it out.. Peter likes BAGGAGE because Peter is a PILOT #TheBachelor

the 5 love languages: Quality Time: looking at memes together Acts of Service: making a meme for her Words of Affirmation: telling her how much you love her meme Gifts: sending her a good meme Physical Touch: also looking at memes but while cuddling

Why do I walk through TJ Maxx and always get an adrenaline rush????

@hello_itsme_hi EXACTLY!!!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 #spawn

@Gr8Elizabeth Peightonne and Leightonne, spawn of the final boss Karen

Traveling pet peeve: when people watch their videos on their phone on full blast in the airport. Karen, put your dingle dongles in and keep it yourself. I don’t want to hear your grandkids Layton and Payton sing twinkle twinkle star. Thank you & goodnight.

when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts

Help: I’m a basic bish who can’t stop buying candles.

@jenny_bennyyy 😂😂😂😂 Total Jenny Move

ITS FREAKIN BATS I LOVE HALLOWEEN

If a ghost tries to haunt you this October, remember to be honest and tell them you have a lot on your plate right now and literally cannot deal with them

Breaking my month(S) long twitter silence to come blast Uber Eats... 2019 is truly a time to be alive. Stand Up, Speak Out... about Companies who you have loyalty loved for years who disappoint you 2019

Normally I’m @Uber @UberEats @Uber_Support biggest fan... but after getting our work order 95% wrong for a Team Meeting, and customer service not helping us resolve our issue looks like we are saying bye bye to food delivery. #itsbeenreal #hasntbeenfun #disappointed

@jenny_bennyyy Yeehaw 🤠 get it Jenny!!!