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BREAKING : Trump is now crying in his Press Conference and playing victim 😭 🇺🇸 Yesterday Trump –– "Iran has opened the Strait of Hormuz unconditionally. This is my victory" *🇮🇷 Iran closes Hormuz* 🇺🇸 Today Trump –– 😂 "Iran is trying to blackmail us but we can't let them do that. They wanted to close Hormuz as they have been doing for years" He has completely lost it

@sbs138 @dogshittakes_ @yegwave You sure you read the post?

@dogshittakes_ @yegwave That's not what the post says, at all.

Parks Canada is investigating after a post online showed what appears to be a gender reveal that left pink dye and metallic confetti scattered across the ice at Lake Louise on Jan. 31. A visitor from California said she noticed a large patch of pink colouring and hundreds of small confetti pieces after a snowshoe walk. She spent about an hour cleaning up the metallic pieces to prevent them from entering the lake once the ice melts. After reviewing webcam footage, she believes a family set off the confetti near the boathouse between 1:50 p.m. and 2 p.m. Parks Canada confirmed an investigation is underway. Littering in a national park is prohibited and can result in fines of up to $25,000.

@ercwl Please write it podcast it. This stuff is fascinating.

i know i'm not supposed to talk about it i know i'm not supposed to talk about it but it is too funny for me not to say anything at all i need to recap the situation unfolding on pulsechain right now > richard heart creates hex > the only utility of hex is that you can stake it and print more hex > people stake hex for many years > the hex contract is written with inefficient code logic > ETH L1 fees went up > the SLOAD opcode cost changed with the Berlin fork in 2021 > it suddenly costs thousands of $ in gas to unstake HEX > cost to unstake is more than some people's entire HEX value > richard creates his own copy paste version of ethereum with all of the chain state so people can interact with a hex fork on this low-fee fork > raises a billion dollars to launch this chain and it takes 2 years to ship, but eventually it happens > richard tries to steer people to honor the version of HEX on his new chain (pHEX) the "real" one, calls the one on ethereum dead/says "the market has decided" > this copy paste fork doesn't only have the state of the HEX contract but the state of ALL other ethereum contracts at the snapshot of the fork > all contracts are broken of course but some contracts CAN be saved if you scoop up enough governance tokens and replace the contract dependencies/oracles > for some reason the hex community becomes obsessed with the forked version of the makerdao contract > some "midget" guy called maria who dresses in glitter comes along and says he's invented true randomness and worked with nasa and a bunch of bullshit > he buys up a bunch of the worthless DAI tokens on pulsechain called "pDAI" for nothing and pairs it in AMMs with a bunch of other nonsense tokens in the pulsechain ecosystem > hexicans think he's a genius because they don't understand what he's doing or why and because his shirt is glitter like richard's (tbh i don't understand what he's doing either) > a myth starts to spread that this pDAI token is going to get pegged to $1 because hexicans believe maria and richard are going to fix the contract and save pulsechain > the worthless pDAI token pumps a lot > some hardcore pulsechain theorists calculate that the paper value of richard's holdings (he owns 95% of the supply of all of his coins) would be able to fully collateralize maker contract despite there being like 50 billion in pDAI supply (the math doesn't really math but whatever) > half the pulsechain ecosystem buy into this pDAI narrative > pDAI starts trading at $0.02-$0.03 and becomes one of the main religions in pulsechain in richard's absence (he can't really stream or talk because he's sued by the SEC/on the run from interpol) > everything RH tweets becomes twisted/interpreted by the community that he's imminently going to peg pDAI > pulsechain community starts praying for "the peggening" > literally dozens of pulsechain influencer accounts screaming about "the peggening" every single day > would be an instant 50x for the poor holders (their last hope basically as everything else on the chain has gone to shit) > wait > oh no > something is fucked up with the maker contract on pulsechain > some address has the ability to print as much DAI as he wants > mints tens of millions and starts dumping it for other coins > the midget maria glitter guy gets spooked because all his projects are tied to this massive liquidity pool he set up between pDAI and his own project coins (which are then paired to all other core coins in the ecosystem) > maria starts a livestream and starts live dumping $300k worth of pDAI infront of everyone > says pDAI is a counterfeit operation run out of vale, colorado that targets "crypto pioneers" > says they stole his family rifles from his aunt's house in kentucky (???) and he needs protection or something > says he doesn't understand makerDAO and that richard never had anything to do with it > pDAI keeps collapsing due to the exploiter address minting more and more supply and dumping it for other coins and bridging out > richard who had previously bragged about the pDAI price chart tweets that he dislikes how people make up fake narratives about how he's behind certain coins when he's not > pDAI believers in full on crisis mode > the narrative that prevails is that richard _must_ say that he's not behind pDAI because it's dangerous/bad to be the founder of a decentralized stablecoin > prices keep collapsing > all coins are rekt because pDAI just keeps minting and dumps through AMM pair after AMM pair > pulsechain (PLS) hits an all-time low > in two weeks hexican top influencers will have to pay me $132k worth of bets that pulsechain would have done a 10x by this time (it's down -75% from launch and never went anywhere during any of this)

@serious_bret @Aella_Girl These exercises work wonders @TheKneesovertoesguy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@TheKneesovert…

@Aella_Girl I felt that way too. Then an old knee injury put a stop to all that. Aging sucks

after a lifetime of defiantly not running, I have finally started running and i regret to report that it seems to have improved my life in every way. mood, energy, sleep quality, even *desire to do work*.

@TrustlessState Yea, this was definitely a weird one. I've generally been a fan of Protos's critical view of the deserving aspects of crypto (frauds, bad actors, decentralized theatre, etc.), while seeming to understand core goals, but they definitely took it a weird direction with this article

Article on why FedNow will beat #crypto It's all over, folks. Our work here is meaningless, they already solved all the problems. Onto my new food podcast #foodless (I didn't read the article) protos.com/fednow-could-o…

@GoerliGETH Disturbingly bad take

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@JackRhysider Intense and amazing episode. This one got me into Tracers in the Dark, which is absolutely unreal! Great work @a_greenberg and @JackRhysider!

How Bitcoin Tracers Rescued 23 Kids From Sex Abuse🎙Darknet Diaries Ep. 131: Welcome to Video youtube.com/watch?v=x0AfRo…

@Crypto_McKenna They talk openly about still needing bank accounts for day to day essentials. Also, about banklessness as a spectrum where they provide educational content to help people become "more" bankless...weak jab...

@trilinden @ziarizvi110 @sentosumosaba @FTX_Official @kevinolearytv @cz_binance If FTX wasn't defrauding depositors by lending their assests, in direct contradiction to the terms of service they signed with their depositors, a bank run would not be possible. @cz_binance can be blamed for uncovering the fraud, but definitely not for it.

@ziarizvi110 @sentosumosaba @FTX_Official @kevinolearytv @cz_binance CZ cannot be blamed for FTX's mismanagement. That's all on SBF. But CZ did start the bank run on FTX. He IS not blameless.

According to Bahamian court records, former co-CEO @FTX_Official Ryan Salame blew the whistle @kevinolearytv . NOT @cz_binance. Page 49. Now please stop damaging this ecosystem with your speculation. pacer-documents.s3.amazonaws.com/33/188450/0421…

@josephdelong You must not be following @BennettTomlin @CasPiancey @Bitfinexed @molly0xFFF @MikeBurgersburg

Crypto needs better critics

@alexadelman LOL

@orwellianbrunch @AutismCapital 100% agree. Alameda was one of the top minter of Tether. Highly unlikely Alameda was sending Tether real dollars for their reserves.

PLEASE VERIFY: Caroline Ellison was barking orders to hold the line on FTT yesterday. In the afternoon she was fired and escorted out from Alameda’s Hong Kong office. A team member at a (now formerly) closely affiliated fund was at the Alameda HK office as this was all going down

@bankless I just went all in on a coin because it had a big day 🙃. ...no wonder im poor

Degen check. Let your predictive texting finish this phrase: “I just went all in on a coin because ________________.”

@bankless @RyanSAdams @TrustlessState Can you explain where the 6% yield on USDC for Juno deposits comes from? Can't find any information online and it seems topical given the recent events regarding custodial services. Thanks

Got a question for the Weekly Rollup? 🙋‍♀️QUESTIONS FROM THE NATION🙋‍♂️ What question do you have for @RyanSAdams and @TrustlessState? Let us know, and we'll talk about it👇

@CasPiancey How is this wrong? Celsius is actually paying down all their debt to DeFi protocols. And if they don't? Protocol liquidates their collateral automatically and lenders are fine.

@0x22d7 @TrustlessState @JunoFinanceHQ Yeah I struggled to find info on this on the website. Is there anywhere we can find details on this?

@TrustlessState @JunoFinanceHQ How are they getting 6% yield on USDC? Even best DeFi (AAVE/Compound) do less than 1%. Smells 🐟 …

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@ekozie @web3isgreat @ncweaver Correct. Which is exactly why this has nothing to do with defi.

8 Blocks Capital calls on platforms to freeze Three Arrows Capital's funds after the firm goes silent June 15, 2022 web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=8-blocks-c…

@atreyu0x @anon75374998 For having interesting, high profile guests on? How dare they...