Vivacious Nonage 🐀

@gunsnroses put on a fantastic show tonight at the Seminole Hard Rock in Florida.

@gunsnroses Amazing show, Gunners! My 2nd time seeing you ever and my brother's first. It was a dream come true. Thanks to @VetTix for the seats.

Florida! Tonight we're kicking off the F1 Miami Grand Prix at Hard Rock Live. See you there.

@TheGNRGiirl @gunsnroses Brilliant show #GnR

Tonight, Guns N’ Roses play in Hollywood, FL and I am HERE! This is their first show in the US in 2.5 years. It’s also the US live debut of Nothin’ & Atlas, two songs that at one time were on the CD II tracklist. Could I possibly wear anything else? See you soon. ❤️ @gunsnroses

@Cat5SMASHICANE What is it and where can I get one?

Now this is a beautiful piece of equipment. So smooth!!! 🔥💥💥💥

@withAlvin__ Hell fuck yeah I would. So would you.

Thailand isn't real! 😲 No way that's a man! 😲😵‍💫

@PaulyShore @BDegillio Already better than half the bands at Coachella 🤘🏼

A lot of people went to Coachella. There’s Coachella going on in my head, doodzz. Take it away @BDegillio!

@Combat_Clipss 🫡

US soldiers recovering the body of Sgt Mycal L.Prince - Afghanistan, 2011

@theliamnissan Imagine the terror of those eyes looking up at with their mouth on your 🍆 😲

WTF folks

@RonFilipkowski I'm pretty sure there's something in the Bible and/or the Ten Commandments about false idols and golden statues. Something I heard somewhere once.

PGA Tour plays at Trump’s Doral course in Miami tomorrow and he installed this of himself right before it starts.

@Remi_Grl2 I lost mine many moons ago. And I'm ok with that.

Absolutely no lies detected…IYKYK 😂🤣

@TheGNRGiirl Ill be there too! At the Seminole Hard Rock. Just got my tix today.

Well it’s finally here! I’m seeing my #1 favorite artist and #1 favorite band in the world tomorrow. Can’t wait. ❤️ These next couple of shows in the US will be in the smallest venue of their entire tour.

@SGTWipper1Each Drill bit through the hand "fixing" a canopy 😕

What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?

@Remi_Grl2 A Polished and creased like a mf'r

A…🇺🇸

@BurtMaclin_FBI Dead

How old is too old to be wearing a Star Wars shirt?

@SGTWipper1Each Reduce or remove property taxes and replace them with taxes on mega-churches and sports institutions.

What kinds of taxes could we realistically get rid of and still be able to function effectively as a society?

It's 0330 and I'm eating chocolate chip cookies.

@SGTWipper1Each @BuzzPatterson @BusyPoorDad Never Forget #WW11

@BuzzPatterson @BusyPoorDad Don’t forget back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back World War champs!

250 years of bad ass, world. Get used to it. 🇺🇸

@thetomcelica I expected a better gag reflex.

Lauren Boebert didn't notice the commotion all around her at the WHCD because she was too busy choking on a corndog

@horrormuseum I never saw the full film, just clips of the naughty bits. Where can I find it?

Everything you've heard about the movie CALIGULA is true, and much more! Filmed in 1976, not released till 1979, starring Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, John Gilgud, Peter O'Toole. Horrible, brilliant, beautiful, disgusting, pornographic, truly unlike any movie ever made.

@dieworkwear Sorry if you get asked this a lot, but can you recommend an affordable (under $1k) watch brand worth collecting?

rolex makes objectively good watches, but the brand is so closely associated with a kind of status-obsessed braggart who's constantly assessing other people's social positions that it's hard to get into their watches. spiritually painful.