Jayson Elliot 🥥🌴

@maricla12676882 @itsqail Your reply kind of says it all about what type of driver you actually are. If you'll rage out over a tweet, I can only imagine how you road rage.

@itsqail I love my BMW wtf? And i’m goat on the road . so go away dip shit

Worst drivers u can encounter on the road: 1. Teslas (all clueless) 2. Beat up Honda Civic/accord (suicidal drivers) 3. Any BMW (a different kind of douchebag/entitled) 4. Angry F-150 guys (no explanation necessary/they need therapy)

@Topsy_and_Tim @itsqail You don't know much about cars, I see.

@itsqail Have you driven a BMW? The owners drive like that, because the cars allow you to do things other cars can’t and that gives drivers a different level or confidence. You know.. the Ultimate Driving Machine ain’t just a tagline — it’s real

@itsqail People buy Teslas because they view driving as a chore, and hence probably were never that good at it to begin with.

@usedgov Because the Republicans took away all the money for the schools.

Literacy starts at home.

@lady_valor_07 Are you a child? Have you never been to a restaurant before? Why would you admit this to the whole world?

@ronsterd89 Your first mistake was going to Walmart.

I was at Walmart earlier and I swear those employees with the big Spark shopping carts that go around picking items for online orders are constantly in the way. One of them had their cart parked sideways across the aisle while they were scanning items, and everyone else had to literally squeeze by just to get through. It amazes me how some people can have zero awareness of the customers around them. The store is already crowded and instead of moving their cart to the side, they just leave it wherever they feel like. At some point that stops being ‘doing your job’ and just turns into bad customer service. Honestly I’m probably going to say something to the front desk next time because if your job is to shop for orders, you should at least do it efficiently and not block entire aisles for everyone else. Am I the only one who notices this or does it drive anyone else crazy too? 🤔

I got a @remarkablepaper tablet for $60 at an estate auction. So glad I only paid $60 for it, because that's what it's worth. Horrible to use. Crap UI, unresponsive screen, I have no idea why these are so hyped up. My cheap @OnyxBoox is 5x better.

Remember this when you're paying price gouging prices at the pump today. Every single Republican voted in favor of price gouging.

@DHSgov Federal agencies engaging in blatant partisanship is DISGUSTING. Fuck you.

The DHS shutdown falls squarely on the shoulders of Democrats. Their recklessness has caused hundreds of thousands of hardworking DHS employees to go without a paycheck. Now, Americans are facing hours-long security lines at airports. Enough is enough.

@DHSgov No one believes one word DHS says. Quit your jobs.

The passenger’s claims are blatantly FALSE. Sunny Naqvi, arrived at O’Hare at 10:21 a.m. on March 5, 2026.  CBP officers referred her to Secondary, for additional inspection based on law enforcement checks and conducted a baggage exam. Ms. Naqvi departed CBP within 90 minutes of her arrival to the United States. Ms. Naqvi was not taken into custody or transferred to ICE for detention.

@OnlyinFlorida2 @alilarijani_ir What happened to your fake president who said he would never start a war with Iran? 🤣

@alilarijani_ir You don’t own the Straight of Hormuz you fckn piece of shit.

Strait of Hormuz will either be a Strait of peace and prosperity for all or will be a Strait of defeat and suffering for warmongers.

@PaulaYScanlan I have the flu. I needed to go to the grocery store. So I put on a mask to avoid spreading germs to other shoppers. Go on, explain why that's wrong.

the number of people I still see wearing face masks in the year 2026 is genuinely concerning

@Alicia_Bittle_ Anyone who uses the phrase "dress up" for anything other than a costume party is signaling a bit of "I give up." It's the kind of phrase people use when they think you should own one suit for "fancy occasions."

Achievement unlocked: Offend the most purposely obtuse person on the internet ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@smithhmackenzie I'm glad Florida exists so all the Florida people are kept far away from me.

FL is the best state to live without a doubt 😎 Every day feels like a dream It's been 2+ years for me now and still in awe everyday that this is my life Perfect weather, beautiful beaches, amazing community, active lifestyle Can't beat it

@dcc31117 Nor should they be worn when doing the solemn duty of witnessing the return of the bodies of American troops.

@FedEx has lost two packages for me in the past four weeks. And their phone number is aggressively hostile to letting you talk to a human. Absolute garbage service.

@General_of_1776 @Alicia_Bittle_ Yeah, Katy Perry is sure at rock bottom in this photo /s

@Alicia_Bittle_ Same thing when a woman (or man) dyes their hair an unnatural color.

These are “give-up” pants. You will never see a person who is doing well in life wearing them in public. You will never see someone who has it together mentally/physically/emotionally wearing them. This is natures warning sign for “I cannot be relied upon because I can’t even rely on myself to take care of myself.”

@Bethpresswood @Alicia_Bittle_ Just using the phrase "dress up" to mean anything better than looking homeless says a lot.

@Alicia_Bittle_ Stop making up bullshit. There's no reason to dress up for Costco

@Alicia_Bittle_ Same goes for sweatpants and leggings.

@rossiadam Of course students will always find the easiest path. That's why it's the administration's job, not the students' job, to solve this.

“Every student uses AI for every assignment.” - Daughter, Freshman in College