Jeremy Burns

@SouthernKeeks Is it just some kind of contrarian schtick or is he really this awful?

Known scumbag and dullard Michael Tracey staying on brand.

This continues to be a weird trend where internet dudes continue to have outdated pics of me of their phone. That's weird. So I'm forced to like post something stupid like this. Anyway. I'm locking my doors and windows tonight Pete and I own guns so don't try anything shady or Platner like.

@JohnnyAmerica52 @RBPundit @chadfelixg You get a mulligan on this one.

@RBPundit @chadfelixg EVERYONE criticizes Israel, are you nuts?

Yes, you never hear criticism of Israel. And it's definitely an empire. This guy is an absolute genius.

Once you take that first 'criticism of Israel,' you never go back. Soon you'll be on street corners boasting of going on Joe Rogan to expose the secret Reptilian Jewish overlords hiding under the White House. It never fails. Anti-Israel always -always- leads to insanity.

@clashreport Or Russia could cut its losses which are obviously way beyond what they anticipated and get the fuck out of Ukraine.

Prof. John Mearsheimer : A number of European leaders have basically said we should fight to the last Ukrainian, which I find morally sickening. The Ukrainians are going to lose this war. They should have quit a long time ago for their own good. Ukraine is in a demographic death spiral, and we're encouraging them to throw bodies into the meat grinder when they're going to lose anyway. The British, French, and German leaders are really enthusiastic about continuing the war, but that's because their people are not dying.

@TorontoViewer @CBSEveningNews @CBSNews Just enjoy the explosion like a normal person.

@CBSEveningNews @CBSNews The amount of $$ that just blew up there could give healthcare to so many.

A powerful New Glenn rocket owned by Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin exploded in a spectacular fireball Thursday, sending billowing clouds of fire, smoke and flaming debris into the night sky in a tremendous conflagration visible for miles around. cbsn.ws/43Acsg3

What a mess. They invited a bunch of washed up has-beens, and now even the washed up has-beens are bailing on them. Yet another reason why the right wing "get literally any famous person we can" approach is retarded.

@HasanEssam29636 Pallywood is off the chain Lol

One of the hardest and most heartbreaking scenes in human history was seeing this child and his father trapped amid gunfire and bombardment, while tanks were closing in on them from every direction. Their fate remains unknown to this day.

@Freedom250 This lineup is buns, as the kids say.

@DropSiteNews That entire movement has literally zero incentive to stop the lies and fabrications.

Hāhona Ormsby, a New Zealand citizen and Gaza flotilla activist, said an Israeli soldier detaining him told him: “I’m a crazy MF. I’m going to hurt you every minute you’re with me.” Over roughly two hours, he said the soldier largely kept that promise: punching him repeatedly, knocking him unconscious, and running his head into a wall during a strip search. Ormsby said the soldier approached him naked with a taser, stating he would taser his genitals. A second man, not in uniform, intervened, before the soldier struck him in the genitals instead. Ormsby said he was urinating blood that night. He also described having his cable-tied hands placed over a chair while the soldier punched him in the stomach and kneed him in the back, aggravating a prior spinal fusion injury. Source: @NZStuff on IG (link in reply).

@ABC She’s a genuine villain for choosing naked ambition over concern for her husband’s obvious cognitive decline. People stating the obvious about Biden were absolutely raked over the coals for pointing out what she now admits.

Former first lady Jill Biden said she was "frightened" when watching her husband, former President Joe Biden, in his first and only debate performance during the 2024 presidential election and thought he was having a stroke on stage. abcnews.link/3ohGyTN

@EliLake @davidmdraiman To be fair, used record stores are pretty awesome.

BDS is now more than 20 years old. Since the movement’s inception during the George W Bush administration, Israel’s economy has boomed. BDS has failed and will fail because Israel makes space lasers and cancer treatments. Park slope makes podcasts and used record stores.

@wil_da_beast630 This lineup is giving me secondhand embarrassment.

Is this a joke?

@chadfelixg These fucking losers can’t stand that Jews have managed to survive and thrive despite the world’s best efforts to marginalize them, and worse. They never even consider that talent and excellence can be a factor in Jews being ‘over represented’ in several fields.

@KlassicalKat_88 @SouthernKeeks

@SouthernKeeks Lesser of two weevils

I was typing “lesser of two evils” and it autocorrected to “laser of two evils”. Honestly, that sounds kind of cool.

@SouthernKeeks Laser of Two Evils is my favorite progressive metal album

@BurjHallifa @MattWalshBlog You are absolutely right.

@MattWalshBlog Playing for Trump is career suicide so they got artists who’s career is already dead

This might genuinely be the worst concert lineup ever assembled. Is it supposed to be ironic or something? I’m confused

@MattWalshBlog That lineup is straight dookie.

The Woke Right isn't funny because they aren't mocking anything true. It's like when the left tries to mock Christian conservatives with, 'I hate poor people and like to watch them suffer so I won't pay taxes, yay Jesus,' jokes. It's only 'funny,' to people who agree with the caricature. Humor comes from truth. Nothing anti-Israel/Zionist obsessives know is actually true, so they can't poke fun at any of it. What they're doing is targeting for mockery or accusations. They are scolding and preaching. They are speaking to themselves and calling it devastating commentary. There's no risk in making jokes about Israel or Jews. There's nothing you could come up with that a Jewish comedian hasn't already made a Netflix special about. I could make a lot of jokes about Christian Zionism. Same for Messianic Jews or Reform Jews... I could do it without being a jerk too. palestinians are incredibly easy to satirize. I couldn't really make fun of Hindus because I don't know enough about them to identify commentary. Anti-Israel/Zionists simply experience and wish to validate hatred. That is their motivation. They want to feel morally justified in their seething obsession and they want to force you to agree with them. There's nothong funny about that.

🎯DISMANTLED: ~11km of underground tunnel routes east of the Yellow Line in the Beit Hanoun area in northern Gaza. The area served as a central Hamas terrorist stronghold. An underground network built beneath residential homes, public institutions & roads, and used by the terrorists to carry out attacks against Israeli civilians & IDF troops.