Joe Kilner

@AmazonHelp It's "Delivery By Amazon"

@Joe_Kilner Our apologies for this. Can you confirm which carrier service was assigned to the order? You can find it under "Delivered by" in your order tracking here: amzn.to/UKYourOrders. -Tom

@AmazonUK used to have a decent help service that got you through to a rep who could solve things quickly, but now the whole thing is structured just to fob you off and stop you getting any actual help at all.

@AmazonHelp see above tweets.

Stayed in all day to receive a parcel that needed a code. Delivery didn't bother to ring the doorbell. And there is no way to leave delivery instructions of "actually use the bell". Now I'm not going to be in tomorrow, so how am I going to get it? Just leaves me really angry.

@PrimordialRadio if it's a very heavy toolbox it might have a Ten Ton Hammer in it?

Doh! Forgot to #freespinfriday on that...

@PrimordialRadio I'm about to put some pizza in the oven, so Entrance of the Conflagration would be good. 😁

here is a normal video about the history of a sound effect youtu.be/0twDETh6QaI

Miriam Margoyles is currently both the first and last person to say 'fuck' on the BBC.

Gottfried Leibniz (1701)

Stop scrolling. No more tweets.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. 99% of you won’t ever get it.

See you in 24 hours... #ReturnToMonkeyIsland

@lefticus Does raising children count?

OK, I'm probably asking for more then I'm bargaining for here, but... I like to think I can appreciate nearly all hobbies and pursuits in some way, for the craftsmanship and effort. So- what is YOUR favorite esoteric time sink? Ex: speedruns, crocheting, cosplay, tiny models?

@bjorn_fahller Buy it when prices are low and then sell it when the market recovers.

@BritishGasHelp boiler is making loud noises after service engineer visit. Tried calling but person I spoke to had real difficulty escalating issue appropriately and I got hung up on (accidentally I think) after 30 mins - what's the best way to get this sorted?

Look closely. There are actually 16 circles in this image. And once you see them, the image appears changed forever. The wonderful coffer illusion, by Anthony Norcia

The #MetaHuman plugin for #UE5 is here! With these new features, you can convert your own custom facial mesh into a fully rigged and ready-to-animate character. Read more about this update, which includes new #MetaHumanCreator hair and clothing options: unrealengine.com/blog/new-relea…

We are live! I am bursting with pride and humble appreciation of the amazing team I have the pleasure of working with youtube.com/watch?v=Aa2r9n… #MetahumanCreator #unrealengine

Oohh, that brings back memories!