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Someone left a hat at work. Ngl if it isn't claimed within a couple of days I'm having it
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Keith Talentless
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Keith Talentless
@KeithTalentless
Barman. At a better pub than you drink in.
Preston, England เข้าร่วม Nisan 2026
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@ISASaxonists @transjewtalian We're a multicultural society, fucknut. Us Irish white boys live and drink with Jamaicans and Indians and Barbadians and everybody else. Get the fuck outta here.
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@transjewtalian Also why do they call curried chicken "chicken curry"? That's always bothered me lol
Do they call jerk chicken "chicken jerk"?
I dunno just another excuse for me to hate them tbh
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i absolutely loathe the way the brits describe having non-english food as “having an indian” or “having a chinese” etc etc
Qui-Gon Jim@jimbojd4
Since we hating on Europeans I just wanna add that I absolutely loathe the way British people say “pasta”
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@transjewtalian @ISASaxonists We are a Mongrel Nation. And we are proud of our Sikhs and Irishmen and Yoruba and Hindus and Muslims. Don't you Yanks DARE have a go at us. We never made anyone sit at the back of the bus. We never had a civil war because half of us wanted slavery. Go fuck yourself.
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@transjewtalian @ISASaxonists Bitch, every Brit can tell the difference between a Tikka Masala, a Korma, a Dupiaza, a Jalfrezi, a Balti and a Vindaloo by the age of 7. And a Byriani is something different. Don't tell us we don't know that food.
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@transjewtalian All we're doing is leaving out the word "takeaway" for convenience. Who hurt you and in what way that you get your knickers in a bunch about something so incredibly small?
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Keith Talentless รีทวีตแล้ว
Only last week I used three (3) tins of mutti tomatoes in a pasta sauce
Roaring Hammy 🏇🌹@RoaringHammy
My wealthy friends never flaunt their wealth, they buy $20k fridges and $10k ovens but they never mention it and i really respect them for that. Do you have friends that constantly flaunt their luxury spending?
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@bartramsgob Congratulations on the IRL level up. Just realised mine's on Thursday.
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@jokers_tailor @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @Zaphod2042 @aclockworkmonk @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @atomicjoy @stuartmwrites @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @London__Smoke @drclawscat @CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 @isimpleton Big fan of Arthur Wellesley though, which should get him some Thad points
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@jokers_tailor @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @Zaphod2042 @aclockworkmonk @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @atomicjoy @stuartmwrites @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @London__Smoke @drclawscat @CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 @isimpleton Welcome to Thad, Conor. Be nice to him you lot, he's alright despite being from Tiny West Britain.
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@aclockworkmonk @HeadBerry @atomicjoy @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Lindsay04555896 @lucy_la_la @jokers_tailor @KeithTalentless @MartinWWalker @WillMonk09 @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @WideyMcKnacker @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Friday!
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Keith Talentless รีทวีตแล้ว
A friend of mine, who has a lot of legal experience, had this to say about the Nowak footage. Not saying I endorse it, but I thought I'd pass it on. In general, though, cock-up is almost always more likely than conspiracy.
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Keith Talentless รีทวีตแล้ว
@aclockworkmonk @Bunny_ngl Same. Went for a fag break in 1993 and just kept walking. I suppose technically I'm still there, just 33 years late back.
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@UnderSneege I once dropped a jar of homemade preserved lemons on my foot.
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@asianmomriot West ham fried rice nah that doesn't even work fuck it send tweet
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1 1/2 million on the streets of Islington today. Celebrating Arsenal yes, but celebrating ourselves too.
Notting Hill Carnival with less cannabis & more red & white.
North London in all it's inclusive brilliance
Never been so proud to be your MP ❤️
Total answer to Tommy Robinson
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@asianmomriot If you try and run a laundry with a Fu Manchu moustache these days, they throw you in jail
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@andreww1967 @lennylaw Proper Binmen who REALLY TASTED of Vesta Curry
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@lennylaw It was only the white dog shit that kept them away.
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And no thieving bastard seagulls.
Bobbie@bo66ie29
A perfect vintage photo of Cornish seaside life. St Ives harbour in May 1967.
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@asianmomriot Oh Christ don't get her started, she'll do an excruciating photoshoot in a Limehouse opium den
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Jeez. Nothing like a double helping of virtue signalling.
1 - You feel entitled to use photos of people of colour mingling with white people as a political cudgel against the right. Please don’t - it does more harm than good.
2 - Using stereotypes like "Notting Hill Carnival with less cannabis" reveals your own prejudices about which ethnic groups use it. I’m ethnically Chinese & I smoke pot. Why leave me out? 🤷♀️
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@asianmomriot @AlpacaAurelius At least we put a little "soz about nicking this" caption beside it
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@KeithTalentless @AlpacaAurelius A bit like the British Museum, then 😂
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switzerland has to be one of the greatest places ever
cheese, cows, mountains, creeks, chocolate, small villages, no war
one of the longest lifespans in the world
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@realmsmisery We invented English. If you don't like it invent your own language instead of mispronouncing ours, Ungrateful Former Colonial.
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I also hate the way British people pronounce “adidas”
Qui-Gon Jim@jimbojd4
Since we hating on Europeans I just wanna add that I absolutely loathe the way British people say “pasta”
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@BradfemlyWalsh You're not truly in love until you find each other's farts funny.
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Or, once you're over 50, back to back, ignoring each other's heinous guffs and softly kicking the other one for snoring or making weird noises
비니팸@b5_8er
매주 이럴 수 있었던 벡수 시절을 그리워하다
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