Yo Maphix
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Yo Maphix
@Maphix2
BARBER, MICROBIOLOGIST, business minded
Ibadan, Nigeria เข้าร่วม Ocak 2019
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@FlowGaffer 😂😂😂 which horror civil war again? The kinda men this days, even at war na women go commot come help them.
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Men really fell off, the demasculinization really scares me
Only a horror Civil War can correct this sort of weakness in morden men.
Metro Naija@metronaija
" My wife is not good at cooking but i cook and it works for us" - Banky W
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Portable and Carter Efe really tried. Professional boxers deserve a lot of respect, that sport is hard as hell. You might be jumping up and down before the fight, but once one punch lands on your head, you will start seeing the end of your life 😭😭😭.
Alabi@the_Lawrenz
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@B3ingAProbl3m @TadyJerry Are you living in a hole? The person that quoted is looking for, and allot in the cs are
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@Maphix2 @TadyJerry Are there still men out there looking for a virgin?🤔
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There's no virgin that goes to the gym.
𝕬𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖔'𝖘 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓🏀@Atine30
Saturday morning is supposed to be workout. What did you hear about gym babe??
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@TadyJerry Nigga this is 2026..nobody cares about virginity, just don’t be a hoe and that’s it
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@ABUJAPLUG This is disrespectful. Take the money and go to the market yourself. Buy everything and cook it all by yourself.Label the pot with a stern warning "DO NOT TOUCH"😒
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@nife20344 @GeoAbiolasikiru @magxi500 😂😂 from fraud money huh? Omoh am not Igbo by the way but y'all disgust me to the call. You need healing with this ewedu logic
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@Maphix2 @GeoAbiolasikiru @magxi500 How many Igbo women are toping the richest women in Nigeria and Africa fool, but check and you'll definitely find more than 2 Yoruba women
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NIGERIA WOMEN RANKING:
Most Intelligent Women
1. 🟢Igbo
2. 🟤Edo
3. 🔴Hausa
4. 🟠Nupe
5. 🟠Idoma
6. 🟤Ijaw
7. 🔴Urhobo
8. 🟠Tiv
9. 🟤Ibibio
10. 🔴Kanuri
Most Industrious Women
1. 🟢Igbo
2. 🟤Ogoni
3. 🟤Kalabari
4. 🟤Efik
5. 🟤Akwa Ibom
6. 🟠Ebira
7. 🔴Hausa/Fulani
8. 🟠Tiv
9. 🟤Ijaw
10. 🟤Urhobo/Itsekiri
Most Beautiful Women
1. 🟢Igbo
2. 🔴Fulani
3. 🟠Ebira
4. 🟠Idoma
5. 🟠Nupe
6. 🟤Ibibio
7. 🔴Hausa
8. 🟤Akwa Ibom
9. 🟤Edo
10. 🟠Tiv
Best Wife Material:
1. 🔴Hausa/Fulani
2. 🟤Akwa Ibom
3. 🟤Cross River
4. 🟢Igbo
5. 🟠Tiv
6. 🟠Ebira
7. 🟣Yoruba
8. 🟤Edo
9. 🟤Idoma
10. 🟤Efik
Most Sharp Mouth:
1. 🟣Yoruba
2. 🟤Akwa Ibom (Calabar)
3. 🟤Urhobo/Itsekiri
4. 🟤Edo
5. 🟤Ibibio
6. 🟤Ijaw
Most Lazy Women:
1. 🟣Yoruba
2. 🔴Fulani
3. 🔴Hausa
4. 🟤Esan
5. 🟤Bini
6. 🔴Barbur
7. 🟠Ebira
#WAF
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@Maphix2 @GeoAbiolasikiru @magxi500 I get it, y'all are just pained, nah why una dey run come western Nigeria in search of greener pastures😂💔
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@Mene4prosper Oh oh those "nobody owns you anything" humans are off this chat now? Nonsense!
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This picture really broke my heart💔.
So, the guy on the blue Polo was with his eldest brother's girlfriend.. Nothing serious. As they were walking, a female interviewer walked up to them and asked if they were couples. The guy said no, that the girl is her eldest brother's girlfriend..
Then the interviewer decided to run a quick quick test on the eldest brother. Right in the presence of his eldest brother's girlfriend, the interviewer asked the guy to call his elder brother on the phone and request for urgent help..
He picked up his phone, called his brother and begged him to help him out with just 3K, that his mobile App is not working at the moment. Just 3K to buy food, considering the fact that he has stomach ulcer. But his own blood brother told him he doesn't have anything.
When the interviewer asked the guy's girlfriend to call his boyfriend (who is an elder brother to the guy in blue Polo), he told the interviewer with confidence that his elder brother don't truly have the money, because he believed that if he had, he would have sent it to him knowing fully well that he's an ulcer patient.
But then, they finally agreed that the girlfriend should call him..
The girl picked her phone, called her boyfriend in the presence of his younger brother, requested for 50K to sort out a bill. The same guy that told his own blood brother that he's broke at the moment, he agreed to send urgent 50K to his girlfriend while his brother was hungry with ulcer...
That's a high level of betrayal. I wonder if the younger brother will ever heal from that betrayal and heartbreak.
👇
What would you do as the brother?

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@Commanda_OEG @boy_director Them d talk better thing, you the talk of hair styles
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@boy_director Is that the normal hairstyle a police officer supposed to keep?
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@WAFARIOGUN @legitngnews Exactly, the only time a waybill is checked us when you want to send it. Yes they need to know what's inside to avoid law enforcement. But as a receiver, you don't have a right telling me to open my delivered goods.
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@legitngnews When you receive a waybill, they don't have the right to open it in the park.
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"The boy who was killed in the Delta, it was said that he went to collect a waybill package at the park, and the transport company said he should open the package that they delivered. This transport company created a problem. That package that the boy was told to open, what happened to it from where it was being brought? Who waybilled it? Who was the staff that checked the waybill at their office and collected money for it to be delivered? Normally, when a package is brought to be sent out, it is supposed to be checked first by the company.
So you are saying you collected it and waybilled it down to Delta, and when the boy got to where he was supposed to collect it, then you are saying he should open it, and then you now called the police? The package should have been checked from your office before it was even dispatched. You should know who brought it to you. What exactly did the boy do to make the police man kill him like that?" Comedian Akpororo weighs in on the viral video of an upcoming singer whose life was brutally taken in Delta state.
Akpororo noted that the company that waybilled the package the singer went to pick up should be investigated. According to him, every company is expected to check a parcel before accepting and waybilling it to its destination, as he questioned why such a protocol was not followed in this case.
In his recording, the comedian also questioned why Usman Nuhu was quick to take the law into his own hands, noting that something was not adding up in the case.
Photo credit - akpororo/Instagram
#legitng #legitnews

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@HeartMattaz Make that babe wey asked for pegging the other day connect with this ya bf.... They will be good together
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@fortunetoldyou @onedarkhorse_ We care, and if we find him, he will be fixed
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@onedarkhorse_ "Way way better."
Nigga just come out. It's 2026. No one cares if you are gay, we got bigger fish to fry.
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the way people who do not have anal sex describe it, you’d think its horrible lmao.
anal sex is literally way way better than vaginal sex.
🍒@formerlygbolly
anal sex be like:
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If i get 25m for aza, nothing in this world fit make me fall back to ground zero.
Tolu Lope👑🤟🏽@_iamtolulope
From N25.5M to N1600 in just 4 months is crazyy💀
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She said she wanted a 17, I got her a 16... now a random guy swapped the 16 to 17pro max. She now sees my calls as me being rude, guys is this girl okay at all, what am I supposed to do now ???



tєϳɨ🥀@mrteji_
a guy swapped my girlfriend iPhone 16 to 17pro max. Took her on a date yesterday and she ignored my call all through yesterday, today she's saying it's nothing, that they're just friends.
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@boluwatife03 @mrteji_ Him mama? You daft? How many 55 years old plus 9ja women fit use iPhone?
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