
TortsIllustrated
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TortsIllustrated
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President Trump says Robert Mueller has died. “Good, I’m glad he’s dead,” says POTUS. “He can no longer hurt innocent people.”



"I'm gonna fire my staff. Yeah, I am ... The only thing I'm gonna do is fire them and get a new staff." - Villanova coach Kevin Willard to @LaurenShehadi 🤣





Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Here's the aftermath of an X-class solar flare, with the Earth for scale. Captured from my backyard in Arizona.

No loud noises please, someone is napping


I'm a Texan, and I don't eat any of this junk. I'm also not aware of anyone else who does—the closest I've ever heard of as a signature Texan breakfast is Texas toast, and even then, I don't know anyone who eats it. Texas is a big state, so it's easy to overgeneralize, but this? Tell me steak, BBQ, or Whataburger are Texan, and then I'll believe you.


Get ready to lose your job…














