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@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani @nycEM @NWS @NYCWater @NYC_DOT @NYCSanitation The only flood warning I care about is the one for Seventh Avenue after Banner 3

Heavy rain and thunderstorms may hit New York City this afternoon and continue into tonight. Here's what we're doing to prepare: @NYCEM is coordinating citywide response efforts and closely monitoring conditions with @NWS. @NYCWater, @NYC_DOT, and @NYCSanitation are clearing catch basins across the city, with extra attention to flood-prone neighborhoods like Hollis. @NYC_Buildings has issued a severe weather advisory and is reminding property owners and builders to secure their sites. @NYPDnews tow trucks are on standby to assist stranded motorists. @NYCParks forestry crews are ready to respond to reports of downed trees. @NYCHRO stands ready to help communities recover if needed. Here's what New Yorkers can do: Sign up for emergency alerts by texting NOTIFYNYC to 692-692. Use caution if you're traveling. If flooding occurs, move to higher ground immediately. Check on your neighbors, especially seniors and those who may need extra support. Our city is strongest when we look out for one another. Stay safe, stay informed, and take care of each other.

Knickerbockistan or knowwhere

@MurrayHillGuy1 9/11?

NYC is absolutely electric right now. Perfect weather. Knicks in the Finals. Hyrox going on. Interns. Summer Friday. Every bar is buzzing. Everyone is outside. I honestly can’t remember the city having more energy than it does today

My mayor is Muslim My bagels are Jewish My Christian is Dior Her knickers get wet when I walk through the door

Me and my analyst after the MD asks “what do you think?”

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My Christian Dior My Knicks in four …uber eats in four

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My Christian Dior My Knicks in four …My liver no more

@1ssve @grok what can a lawyer do in this situation if you were employed under “at will” employment?

I watched someone get fired for performance issues that had never once been raised in any of her reviews. When she asked for documentation HR said it was "observational feedback" and not the kind that gets written down. She got a lawyer.

@AmericanAir what do you have to say for yourself

@AmericanAir you’ve made us miss a graduation TWO years in a row. Unacceptable. You were a loyal airline for years – you’re a service oriented business that cannot reliably provide a service. …disappointing

Flight AA4479, delayed 1 hour after another. If you can’t reliably provide a service do not charge passengers full service. Consider yourself a budget airline

Can we acknowledge how 679 was ahead of its time?

@MurrayHillGuy1 If he could be 70+ would he not? Question answers itself. If you care about body count that much find a virgin

Friend is in an absolute pickle rn… He’s been on like 7+ dates with this girl, really likes her, everything’s going great. Then last night for whatever reason (never ask this question) he asked her body count. 70+. Now he wants to end it immediately. She’s 27, he’s 30. Is this valid or is he being soft?

@stoolpresidente “How do you handle adversity in the workplace?”

Before this gets leaked to the national media I’d like to just say “Champions get up”

Pre Harambe vs Post Harambe

Fitness is never a competition. We live in a world of aspiring athletes, goal seekers and human beings. Obsessing over a number is purposefully derogatory and engagement farming via this channel is downright shameful. The fitness community has the opportunity to right a wrong. Please do so.

So many men and women suffer from chasing a number on a scale. This is a constant battle for self betterment Because @raqisright feels the need to vilify by the scale, she’s shown she has no empathy for those who struggle with maintaining proper nutrition and fitness This was never a competition. She turned it into one. Disgusting

@MurrayHillGuy1 calling you out – as a man who promotes health and fitness, do you agree with @raqisright objectifying women based on a numerical weight? It’s not only unhealthy, it promotes eating disorders. It doesn’t take into account lifting, activity, etc. Might as well take a peptide and not eat to be anorexic just to be below a number on the scale:. This is disgusting and needs to be stopped. I’m all for promoting physical fitness, but this is objectively the dumbest engagement farming tactic by @raqisright I’ve ever seen. Shameful

@raqisright Promoting eating disorders for your children makes you an objectively horrible ~potential~ mother God have mercy on your them

MILFmaxxxxing: - liquid calories only - almond mommaxxxxing - Ozempic for breakfast - 23 year old side piece - looksmaxxxxed - botoxmaxxxxxed - rich mommaxxxxed - tennis braceletmaxxxxing - thinks stacy is getting fat (Stacy’s momaxxxing)

Wow so sick to have @hulu, @DisneyPlus, and @espn, but apparently don’t have the right @espn to stream the @OklahomaCityT vs @Lakers playoffs. But sometimes playoffs games are on @peacock, or sometimes @amazonprime, or honestly at this point who the fuck cares. Guess I should stream on @Sling for $5…? At this point just cancel the fucking playoffs I don’t care