@real_blueco @calvinfroedge Pulling the steering wheel off and laughing at my passengers because we haven’t yet crashed
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@calvinfroedge Weren’t you calling the whole thing a disaster and oil to the moon and US economy burnt?
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Trump has spent his entire life pretending and extending till bankruptcy
Amena Bakr@Amena__Bakr
If the worst scenario in the market was to have Hormuz tightly restricted for over a month and production from the Middle East shut in 12 million bpd, and then have prices drop, then plz never question the power of manipulation.
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You could buy a grocery store for 2 million
You could build a grocery store for 3 million
And yet somehow, when the socialist government does it, it won’t open until 2029 and cost 30 million.
Thank you for the perfect example why socialism is always an object failure
New York Post@nypost
Mayor Zohran Mamdani that the first city-owned grocery store – which carries a whopping $30 million expected price tag – won’t open until 2029. trib.al/zJEMm8D
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@PoorChase @TheFastFoodProf @bruce_barrett I’m aware that it does I’m implying you are being misleading by refuting the red bull post for not being orbital, while also knowing the referenced post is also not orbital.
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@NoNumbersBen @TheFastFoodProf @bruce_barrett no Blue Origin dont go to orbital height. This is well known and virtually always stated in nearly every conversation around this. Dont play dumb like you dont know. Google it....or ask grok.
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@PoorChase @TheFastFoodProf @bruce_barrett And does that blue origin craft go to orbital height lol?
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@TheFastFoodProf @bruce_barrett did red bull go to orbital height? no....case closed
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@DistractOrbs @Rohan_Furries if your friend approaches you moving strangely and making odd gestures and wearing one of those freakish skin tight silicone masks you'd be pretty damn freaked
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The cosmic horror of seeing a creature with a face so deformed your brain sees it as being one of your kind to not lose sanity
Un poco de Tendencias@UnPocoTende
"Experimento" Porque científicos hicieron un scaneo del cerebro de un gato para saber cómo nos percibían a los humanos y resultó que nos ven con cara de gatos.
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@cammakingminds @Glas109 It is when you consider there is certainly a point in which you consider the number of lives greater than the life of one you care about.
Would you save your mum, or every single other human on earth?
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People who get tripped up by the trolley problem are intellectually disabled. Killing 5 people is worse than killing 1 person actually.
Jeremy Judkins@jeremyjudkins_
Imagine if people in Europe had to take this exam every time they activated Tesla FSD.
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@Kezi4Daddy2012 @ParisTaillefer @GeometryPuzzles I agree, but a couple times in primary school I absolutely got a question right purely off of guesstimating a correctly drawn triangle, which I dont know if should be rewarded lol.
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@ParisTaillefer @GeometryPuzzles "Really Badly Drawn"...Spot On Sir...👊🏽
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@MeaganKamphuis @nidajss @blanklspaces You are the one worried about the cleanliness lol, you just also don’t care about solutions.
I’ll add a fun gif as well if that helps
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@nidajss @blanklspaces I will gladly watch your video washing a pine cone.. make sure you sterilize against covid while your at it😝
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vocês sabiam????
se colocar uma pinha no banheiro, quando você estiver tomando banho ela vai fechar e quando o banheiro ficar seco, ela volta a abrir
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@ozeniken @findum4ever @freemaowtf @HodgsonGeo Lmao I’m such a dumbass I need to look at accounts before I reply.
Talking economics to a findom seems interesting..
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@NoNumbersBen @findum4ever @freemaowtf @HodgsonGeo i think this guy genuinely has a humiliation fetish
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@findum4ever @freemaowtf @HodgsonGeo Yep, we are looking at the price of US fuel, and converting it from USD to AUD.
We are converting both their usage of gallons, and their usage of USD.
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@ratlimit @flopicel @DaniGGerman @yatharthmann It’s just jokes all the way down in this sick world..
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@ssleeebb @crystalxduan If you met one how would you necessarily know that they didn’t become that way earlier in life
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@crystalxduan nah, pretty sure they are.
clear to me you’ve never met a rock autist
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@ARDEACT @Kaisaswife I think you are right that it is probably better to just ignore, but to say it is no better to call someone bad at a video game than to ask if their mother was raped in their conception is absurd.
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@Kaisaswife “Not cool man” proceeds to rank shame
His is definitely unhinged but yours is no better.
You gave him what he wanted which was a reaction. It was best if you ignored him, hell why’d you even accept his friend request? It’s on you bub.
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@JerseyGeneral34 @Charlie694204 @VicVijayakumar Do you actually think a parent immediately becomes shitty if they don’t have time/effort needed to customise every meal option daily?
I’m sure they have a lot of stuff to be doing lol, we all do
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@Charlie694204 @VicVijayakumar Sorry you had shitty parents
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One way in which my wife makes life harder for herself imo-
Wife: what do you girls want for breakfast?
Kid 1: crispy eggs
Kid 2: scrambled eggs
Kid 3: cereal
Wife: K3 you can’t have just cereal what’s your protein?
Me: breakfast is on the table, come eat
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@Giles0250939721 @VicVijayakumar @JerseyGeneral34 When we have to eat the bugs, frozen cocoons might be the move for cereal substitute, you’re onto something
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@VicVijayakumar @JerseyGeneral34 Sugary garage? I'm not saying eat cocoons, granola is fine
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@haha_haha_lol_ @ThomasHochman Hey 👋 PHD in theatre studies here.
I get that it’s hard for non-PHD’s to understand, but once you get a PHD you are an expert on most topics and are automatically somewhat correct (in a sense). I have been in and worked on many sets with water features, so you can’t get me!
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@ThomasHochman PhD (literature), ie NOT waterology. Sounds like you’re just mad the computer can write now 🤷♀️ computer is clearly no substitute for Pynchon but is substitute for Deloitte consultant. Why u mad? Your wasted phd is in neither water nor the computer so idk why u running ur mouth
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Hi 👋 PhD (literature) here —
Data centers’ unprecedented water usage has caused the volume of our oceans to shrink and with it, the circumference of the earth
Miles Brundage@Miles_Brundage
What made it shrink like that x.com/NASA/status/20…
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@_chair @TomWright165389 @shaggysurvives Say you are tied up and are the designated danger sensor wanting to get to the sirens and you have conscious control. You wouldn’t writhe and beg to be let out you would calmly say “the danger has passed, and we are good to go back to normal.”
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i always thought it was so they would know when they had passed the danger
𝘎𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴@giordano_lives
I remember my English teacher explaining how nobody knew why Odysseus wanted to hear the siren song. But I understood. Even back then, I understood.
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