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@Worzels_Comedy_ Nice 😂

@P_stoff2f Farting like a good un mate 🫵🏻🖕🏻😄😄😄

Afternoon Muckers 🫵🏻😎 Having Gert Seconds of that Stew. Liver, Chicken and Charcuterie Meat. Oooooooooooosh

Have a great week Rudies 🖤🏁 Baggy Trousers, Madness #2ToneDublin

@ClownWorld Hardly surprising that way round. Screen towards you durr 🙄😂

So true 😭🤣🤣

Is this a W or an L?

I want to know exactly why Axel Rudakubana’s family came to the UK - on what visa, for what reason. From the BBC report today… 'There was stark criticism particularly for his father Alphonse Rudakubana, who Sir Adrian said had deliberately withheld information about his son amassing a stash of deadly weapons including the biological toxin ricin. Sir Adrian said if the parents had reported their true level of knowledge to the authorities before the attack, the killer would "undoubtedly have been taken into care or held in custody".' I have put official questions to the Home Office on the role his parents played, and why they were in our country to begin with. It is my view that the police should urgently investigate both the mother and the father of that monster, prosecuting/deporting where possible.

I see Keir Starmer is flogging stuff on eBay again.

The Little and Large reboot looks shit!

And just like that, the Flat Earth theory is laid to rest.

@FootyScran @AFCWimbledon

Pepperoni pizza at AFC Wimbledon (@AFCWimbledon) 💷 £11

@Keir_Starmer How dare you?? Actually how dare you?

For goodness sake, does it really matter if Zack Polanski’s mother is a prostitute? She’s working for a living when many her age would have retired, it’s an indictment on our state pension.

@TheBritishIntel They'll be binning famous brits off money next...

Greggs has rolled out a Chicken Sausage Roll specifically to suit one particular community.* Traditional pork sausage rolls are clearly too much for some these days. This isn’t about giving people more choice - it’s about quietly erasing a classic British food to keep one group happy. Our culture is being dismantled one product at a time.

@Fat_Baz_Todd @Worzels_Comedy_ As much of a bloater as he is, sometimes, even that Billy Bunter cunter haha Billy Cunter 😂😂😂 can't manage what he dished himself up just before he flopped down 😂😂😂

@Worzels_Comedy_ I’d have smashed it in one sitting, there’s no such thing as leftover food in our house ya big girl 🫵🖕😁

@marcrileydj Every day's school day 👍

As in Brooders. I believe it’s the Norwegian name of the person who discovered the species.

@UKLabour We wouldn't need breakfast clubs if you did a better job.

Today, 500 more free breakfast clubs are opening for 140,000 primary school children across the country. We're determined to bear down on the cost of living. This support alone will save parents up to £450 while giving them more time to get to work. Labour is on your side.

29 Muslim men have been convicted of raping a single 13 year old girl in West Yorkshire 29 Men on one little girl These people are barbarians, savages, vile. How many more little girls need to suffer before we admit these people don't belong in our country? DEPORT THEM ALL

💀 The government spent £6,400,000,000 on a national NHS IT system. Then scrapped it. That's one of 38 entries on our new Failed Projects page. ukdecline.co.uk/failed-projects

Could everyone please repost and share this tweet. I don’t normally ask, but this corner of Norfolk is going to be covered by solar panels and infrastructure the equivalent of 43,200 tennis courts. This insanity must be stopped. Thank you blockeastpyesolar.co.uk @AllisonPearson @TiceRichard @KayMasonBillig

@ToonDazza @LaurenceBa4133 @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer @TulipSiddiq @AngelaRayner

Our @UKLabour government: We have a Human rights lawyer PM @Keir_Starmer reported to the UN for human rights violations An anti corruption minister sentenced to jail for corruption @TulipSiddiq A housing minister who sold her house and didn’t pay the tax @AngelaRayner New housing minister who doesn’t know how many new homes have been built @SteveReedMP A Secretary for defence that doesn’t know how many war ships the Navy has @JohnHealey_MP A chancellor who lies about her qualifications as an economist and worked in accounts after also fiddling expenses @RachelReevesMP No wonder the country is in a dire state.