Gary Woodward

@faerder46 @claudelittner To Nigel Farage: "Is this your manifesto? Pictures of Sailboats? You're taking the piss."

Can we get @claudelittner & Mike Souter from the #apprentice to conduct the leaders interviews at the next general election in the UK? Viewing figures would be record breaking. #apprentice

@Gmackematix I don't think I know a single one from the last three years!

A number one hit from 3 years ago and only 4 out of 100 knew it. Says it all. #Pointless

@F1GuyDan So, Max will fall off this list presuming he doesn't win the next race he enters?

🚨 The only drivers in F1 history with a career win rate above 30% (min. over 5 race starts) • Juan Manuel Fangio: 47.06% (24/51) • Alberto Ascari: 40.63% (13/32) • Jim Clark: 34.72% (25/72) • Max Verstappen: 30.08% (71/236)

@TheRealJamieKay This was my favourite flavour!

Does anyone remember this?

@voose_lagina Shit! Just what the doctor ordered. 😂 Thanks for the heads up

@LNER it was last day of my contract yesterday so treated myself to 1st class upgrade. The staff member serving me drinks gave me the rest of the wine bottle so I took it home! 😂 Small things. 2308 KGX to York yesterday. Please send a thanks from me. I'll enjoy it this weekend.

@CaptainCreps Great if you like looking like everyone else!

This has to be the biggest steal at the adidas site right now! ⚡ JUST £45

@Fontybits1 I've seen someone with plug in hair straighteners on one of these.

Wonder what someone plugged in on a train to warrant this. A tumble drier? 😂😂😂

@GNRailUK hi, I had a delay repay claim denied due to a train arriving before mine, but the service quotes was an LNER train. Please could you confirm if ticket acceptance was in place? I was travelling on 17:12 Kings Cross -> Peterborough on Thurs 19th. Thanks 🙂

@railLKB They tend not to show the trains on those displays at all if they're not ready, but I like the color scheme you've used. That light blue they are trying is a bit jarring on the eye.

A few minor alternations would make this a good thing. - GBR Blue for "please wait" - Green for trains ready to board (much like signahe you can find at Euston and Waterloo Also note: Train direction of travel facing to the right; this follows the standard reading direction.

@whoronomy @AMadmanNotABox Oh yeah. It's done live and in real time! I have seen one!

@AMadmanNotABox I’ve always wondered if they actually air on TV the teleshopping or if it’s fake so I’m glad to see it’s actually real

Dear god, it’s bemusing to see the actual timescale of production of this show… manifested in how it shows up in the real world 🤣

@AMadmanNotABox It's hard to tell if it's an apprentice candidate or not these days, the production values of the channel normally are so low that there is little difference. 😅

@itsTseTse If I can't afford to travel to the job then it's not worth taking.

If you’re unemployed, why decline a job just because the pay is low? It’s better to earn something while you search for something better, right?

@1davidmartin @DanSpotter86 @TfL I didn't think that hard about it, good call!

@QuizMasterGary @DanSpotter86 @TfL I doubt it since the Piccadilly line doesn’t stop there! Probably stuck on “Change”

I dont have a clue as to why Cockfosters is Called Chanockfosters on my Underground Train on the 10/03/26.@TfL #Underground #Londonunderground #TFL #transportforlondon #Cockfosters #chanockfosters

@kezia_noble Capitalism. That and there's some civil servants who REALLY love paperwork.

Once upon a time (roughly 35 years ago) Getting your child into the local school wasn’t an issue. Getting a house wasn’t an issue. Starting a new business wasn’t an issue. Getting a parking spot wasn’t an issue Getting a same day GP appointment wasn’t an issue What changed?

the most performative part of job searching is sitting in an interview and explaining your deep passion for a company you genuinely did not know existed until you saw the listing three days ago.

@ronin21btc You missed out the Pink Lost Mary.

What in the turkey teeth, love island, bmw on finance, sliders and tracksuit on a plane, hair transplant, Lidl steak, grey house, home bargains energy drink is that??

.@PostOffice worst service ever in the Peterborough branch today. 10 people in line, cashier serves one and disappears never to be seen again. I had a birthday while queueing. So bad in here every time I visit I'm not sure it's a real post office?!

@greggislocallfc Oops. But the free meetings are 40 minutes (effectively 30 minutes if you never want to see this message), so she was probably kept waiting a long time and nobody realised.

All that money from TV licences and can’t afford zoom 🤣🤣🤣