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Simon Laffont

@SimonLaffont

I knew you'd look. Yes, voted Remain but not in a sulky strop. Stop whingeing. Learning French. Pronouns: It/Shove/Ass/Your/Up

Tarragona, Cataluña เข้าร่วม Nisan 2020
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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@RichardBurgon "One rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - it's so wrong" Ok we'll treat everyone the same. "No, there should be one rule for the rich, one rule for the poor - it's only fair"
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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@FoxNews Block the blockade of the Straits that weren't blocked before Trump made Iran blockade them ?
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Fox News@FoxNews·
'EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY': President Trump announced the U.S. will begin blocking ships in the Strait of Hormuz after talks fail with Iran.
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America has negotiated with Iran for 21 hours straight. They still don't want to give up their nuclear weapons programs. This just vindicates Trump even more and more. You can't negotiate with radical terrorists.
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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@atensnut Now do his share of the oil profiteering scam he's currently running
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Juanita Broaddrick@atensnut·
Trump just posted on truth. Our President works for free.
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James Tate@JamesTate121·
Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”
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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@jakeshieldsajj The same Straits that was already open ? The same one the British Royal Navy was patrolling to keep it safe not that long ago ? That Straits of Hormuz ? 🤔
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Jake Shields@jakeshieldsajj·
If Trump is able to open the Strait of Hormuz he will be the greatest president in American history No president before him even attempted to negotiate to open it You are playing chess while the president is playing 5D chess MAGA for life
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 NOW: President Trump just said that tankers are FLOODING to America to be loaded up with oil and gas as the Strait of Hormuz remains constricted We are the energy capital of the WORLD now 🔥 "Boats are sailing up and heading out to our country. Big, beautiful tankers, and we're loading them up with oil and gas and everything else. It's a pretty beautiful thing to see!"
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Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨🚨🚨 “We have more oil than the next two largest oil economies combined - and higher quality”
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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@zerohedge If there's one thing this Iran war has provided, it's a damn good chuckle as the Americans reveal just how dumb they are. It's been absolutely hilarious.
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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@BlueBoxDave In my experience of visiting the US, one thing that stood out was the lack of general knowledge and geography of life outside of the US and that your news coverage is usually only about yourselves. "World News" only gets reported on if it includes an American interest.
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David Marcus@BlueBoxDave·
I travel America constantly, here’s one thing I can tell you with certainty, nobody cares what anybody in any other country thinks. At all. Not even a little bit. It’s buried in a deep ditch of irrelevance.
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LHGrey™️
LHGrey™️@grey4626·
President Trump doesn’t whisper warnings... he drives a fucking stake through the heart of the delusion, and every syllable is pure, unassailable truth. The metastatic pathology of mass, unvetted immigration from the Third World isn’t theory; it’s a clinical case study in civilizational suicide, and both England and America are Exhibit A and Exhibit B on the slab, still twitching under the Democrat scalpel. Look at England. Once the crucible of ordered liberty, now a suppurating wound of parallel societies where grooming gangs...imported predators shielded by the same progressive priesthood that calls you “racist” for noticing...hunted native girls like livestock while police and politicians looked the other way, paralyzed by the psychological toxin of elite guilt and the terror of being called intolerant. No-go zones metastasized because the host population was psychologically disarmed: taught that their own survival instinct is the real pathology, while the invaders’ tribalism, welfare parasitism, and contempt for Western norms were reframed as “diversity.” Crime, infrastructure collapse, cultural erosion...every metric screams what Trump warned: standards plummet when you import low-trust, high-fertility populations from societies engineered for failure. The British working class didn’t vote for this; they were gaslit into it by a ruling class that outsourced their virtue to the Third World and left their own people to rot. Now turn the lens here, to the United States...the Democrats’ masterpiece of national rape. Twenty million illegals poured across the border like a biblical plague, enabled by open-borders ideologues who weaponized compassion as a Trojan horse and turned American sovereignty into a goddamn punchline. They didn’t just breach the line; they gang-fucked the Republic...flooding schools, hospitals, and prisons, spiking crime in sanctuary cities where the data is ruthlessly suppressed because the truth would expose their pathology. This isn’t random chaos; it’s engineered demographic replacement, a psychological operation that preys on the host’s altruism while the invaders’ kin networks and cartel pipelines treat our generosity as weakness to be exploited without mercy. The working American...Black, White, Hispanic, Asian...pays the price in higher rents, lower wages, dead kids in fentanyl waves, and neighborhoods turned into war zones. Meanwhile the coastal clerisy sips their lattes and lectures us about “xenophobia,” their own gated enclaves untouched by the consequences they inflict. It’s not ignorance. It’s deliberate psychological warfare: the left’s death cult of self-loathing masquerading as morality, a suicidal altruism that pathologizes borders, assimilation, and national identity itself. They don’t want integration...they want dilution, because a coherent, high-trust America is an obstacle to their power. Trump sees the infection for what it is: a clear and present threat to living standards, safety, and the very soul of the republic. And he’s right with lethal, ice-cold precision. The cure isn’t gentle persuasion anymore. It’s excision...deportations at scale, borders that actually mean something, and a cultural immune system that stops apologizing for existing. Anything less is surrender to the cancer. The country feels it in its bones. Time to stop the bleeding. 💀⚖️
The White House@WhiteHouse

"If you import the Third World, you become the Third World." - President Donald J. Trump

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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@VinceDaoTV Nothing new there. It's not a story. They've been doing it for decades
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Vince Dao@VinceDaoTV·
Russia is publicly sailing warships through the British Channel right now. I don’t think they were actually trying to be covert. They’re messing with you and making a statement, because don’t respect Starmer or the Royal Navy. This is NATO without America. Good luck.
BBC Politics@BBCPolitics

"We wanted to ensure that we could warn them that their covert operation had been exposed" Defence Secretary John Healey reveals month-long Russian submarine operation over "critical" cables and pipelines north of UK Follow live: bbc.in/4cfrFHp

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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@AwesomeNewsom Who defeated the Empire in Star Wars ? Americans Not a NATO Member in sight
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NATO IS NEVER THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM. TRUMP WANTED TO STEAL GREENLAND, DID NATO HELP? NO! TRUMP WANTED TO WIPE OUT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION, DID NATO HELP? NO! TRUMP DECLARED WAR ON BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, DID NATO HELP? NO! IF NATO DOESN'T PAY ITS SHARE FOR THE BALLROOM, IT'S OVER.
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RAIDEN@ooxRaidenxoo·
@VeryBrexitProbs Bro I would enlist tomorrow if I got a chance to fight Europe. I’d love to see them on their knees begging for forgiveness
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Very Brexit Problems@VeryBrexitProbs·
MAGA: “Europeans are freeloaders! We pay for NATO. We pay for everything! We’re leaving.” Europeans: “Okay. Cheerio.” MAGA: “We’re packing up! No more handouts. You’ll be screwed without us.” Europeans: “I’m sure we’ll manage. Bye then.” MAGA: “Better start learning Russian. You won’t last 15 minutes without us. You’re a bunch of pussies!!!” Europeans: “Still here?” MAGA: “We’ve got 300 aircraft carriers and 10 gazillion rockets and space lasers! You europoors still have cannons!” Europeans: yawn in French, go for three-hour lunch. MAGA: “USA! USA! USA! You’ll beg us to come back!!!” Europeans: order a second bottle of Chablis.
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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@VeryBrexitProbs Anyone noticed that most American tough talkers, ready to fight, hard as nails cowboy hat wearers are usually happy to proclaim their bravery from under a duvet, safe and snugly several thousand miles away .
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Very Brexit Problems@VeryBrexitProbs·
MAGA: "Jealous of Europe?! Fuck you! We're not bitter about your free healthcare, your subsidised universities, your six weeks paid holiday, your workers' rights, your drinkable tap water, your maternity leave that lasts longer than a lunch break." Also MAGA:
RAIDEN@ooxRaidenxoo

@VeryBrexitProbs Bro I would enlist tomorrow if I got a chance to fight Europe. I’d love to see them on their knees begging for forgiveness

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MiloEmber@wolfmiloember·
1.) The United States of America has the first, second, third, and fifth largest Air Forces in the world (US Air Force, Navy Air Force, Marine Air Force, Army Air Force); 2.) The USA has 14 Ohio Class Ballistic Missile Nuclear Submarines; 3.) The USA has 9 CSGs, each with the firepower on their own to take on 83% of the world's naval power at once... and we have NINE!!; 4.) The USA has the single largest fleet of ground vehicles and aircraft of any country on earth; 5.) The USA **invented** fifth and sixth generation fighter aircraft, the UK and France (and the rest of Europe) has not yet moved past fourth generation; 6.) The USA has a fleet of well over 500 vessels in active duty, including Aircraft Carriers, Submarines, Destroyers, and Frigates; 7.) The USA is currently testing Railguns, a technology no other country can currently afford to produce; 8.) The USA has over 5,000 nuclear warheads; 9.) The USA built or helped to build a vast majority of military bases currently in Europe. We know your places inside and out. So, the next time you feel like saying Europe is powerful, remember that Europe doesn't come close to the military might of Russia or the USA. If the USA pulls out, Putin steamrolls the lot of you within weeks. If the USA and Russia decided to tag-team Europe, the war would be over in a matter of days if the USA and Russia decide to say "fuck the Geneva Conventions." There is literally not a single thing Europe has that America doesn't have the version that is 50x better.
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Very Brexit Problems
Very Brexit Problems@VeryBrexitProbs·
MAGA thinks Europe can't defend itself without America. Here's what they don't know. 1. France and Britain have 515 nuclear warheads and 8 nuclear missile submarines. 2. European defence spending hit €481 billion this year. That's more than Russia and China spend combined. The EU's ReArm Europe plan is mobilising another €800 billion. 3. European countries have over 1.7 million active troops. Russia has 1.3 million. 4. EU and UK air forces fly over 1,400 combat aircraft. Their navies have five aircraft carriers, over 60 submarines, more than 120 frigates and destroyers. 5. Europe has over 6,000 artillery pieces and that's before the biggest rearmament wave since the Cold War. Poland alone is adding 212 new howitzers. 6. The British SAS invented modern special forces. The US copied them to build Delta Force. From France's Foreign Legion to Poland's GROM, Europe's elite units are among the deadliest on earth. 7. Europe already has joint military commands ready to fight. The UK leads a 10-nation rapid reaction force across Northern Europe and the Arctic. Finland alone can mobilise 900,000 trained reservists all prepared to fight in arctic conditions. 8. Europe has its own satellite navigation (Galileo), its own defence programme (75 active projects) and is building its own rapid deployment force. The "helpless Europe" story was never about defence. It was about keeping Europe dependent and buying American weapons, relying on American intelligence, following American foreign policy. Thanks to Trump, that now ends.
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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@Real_RobN And now that he's made fuel prices rocket, we're all smugly using our renewables.
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🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸
Here it is: President Trump calling out the single greatest hoax ever perpetrated in human civilization—including the perpetrators to their face. “The United States avoided the catastrophic energy collapse that hit every European nation that pursued the Green New Scam… perhaps the greatest hoax in history.” “China makes almost all of the windmills, yet I haven’t been able to find any wind farms in China. They make them, sell them for a fortune, and then sell them to the stupid people who buy them.” 📝WEF—should be designated as a foreign terrorist organization.
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Simon Laffont@SimonLaffont·
@VeryBrexitProbs UK: "Quick, Trumps live on the telly with another important message" Ok, maybe after Emmerdale's finished"
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