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@MikeNellis Due process or stfu

I understand some of my followers are upset that I agree with Democratic leaders that Swalwell should drop out, but there are multiple credible allegations against him. This isn’t coming out of nowhere, and I suspect more are coming—this should be taken seriously.

@katieporterca So, no due process then?

The allegations against Congressman Swalwell are horrifying. I’m thinking of the courageous women who have come forward to share their stories. We believe you and we stand with you.

@KarenBassLA @yashar So… no due process then? Only virtue signaling?

Mr. Swalwell should end his campaign and resign from Congress immediately. His conduct is incompatible with elected office. The women who came forward deserve to be heard and deserve justice.

@mtracey See also: Al Franken

I personally can't stand Eric Swalwell, but the idea that EVERY DEMOCRAT would instantly renounce him, and demand he exit the race of which he's been front-runner, without doing a shred of due diligence to verify anything, just reflects an ongoing disease endemic to the party

@esanzi So all of Japan is rude? Weird take.

Hosting an event or a party at your home and requiring that guests remove their shoes when they arrive is rude. And weird. And reveals an irrational concern over dirt and germs. If you insist on doing this, make sure the invitation includes a warning!

@aussiesoph @BkkShadow But you legit didn’t know that 😄

@BkkShadow No shit bruh lol.

A scallop comes from the bloody ocean ya ding bats. It’s a freakin potato cake, damn it. 📍 Sofitel Melbourne

@aussiesoph @curtisvc You’re saying that because until this moment you had no idea that scalloped potatoes were a thing. “It’s not that deep!” Wow, epic deflection.

@curtisvc Ya ding bat, it’s not that deep

@aussiesoph @kylieaussie You: “I will DIE on this hill” Also you: “It’s not that serious!” 🤡

@kylieaussie You do know it’s not that serious, yeah?

@aussiesoph @TheSneakiness01 You said that earlier. Are you really just cutting and pasting your own comments? 😆

@TheSneakiness01 The fish are biting so good today. Hooked line and sinker

@aussiesoph @KCB50L Suuuuure. You were just rage baiting the whole time. Riiiiight.

@KCB50L Hooked line and sinker 🎣 The fish are biting today lmao

@2002tacomasr5 So are you going to show us your lizard or what

My coworker said I dress like I caught a lizard and I'm waiting for a chance to show it to everyone

@PaulMarcoe X Files taught me to be afraid of forests.

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

@RealAGIThoughts @Microinteracti1 Haha, what an adorable idea, so optimistic. Actually, every penny the USA saves goes straight to the uber-wealthy.

@Microinteracti1 The whole station will be done in marble when they stop funding NATO and a national health service within weeks.

Two Europeans arrived in America having spent fourteen months being told by MAGA accounts that European civilisation was collapsing. The streets of Paris, rivers of crime. London, a caliphate. Oslo presumably reclaimed by wolves. JD Vance, a man who looks like a thumb that went to Yale and still couldn’t find a personality, flew to Munich to personally inform European leaders that their continent was dying. They listened politely, the way you listen to someone at a party who has had too much to drink and needs to feel important. MAGA trolls spent years warning that Europe would soon speak Arabic, that the cathedral spires were coming down, that sharia was six months away. This from a country where Muslims make up roughly the same share of the population as in Europe, give or take two percentage points. A detail that has never troubled anyone posting at 2am in a Punisher skull hoodie, eating a gas station burrito, lower back destroyed, credit score in freefall, absolutely certain the problem is Oslo. But America has the highest GDP in the world. The highest. MAGA men twerk to this number every morning like it personally pays their medical bills. It does not. It does not pay anyone’s medical bills. That is, remarkably, the entire point. But the number is big and big numbers feel like winning, which is lucky, because winning is now the only thing you can afford. “Honey, I need to call my congressman and find out how high our GDP is this morning.” She has already left. So these two Europeans flew across the Atlantic to witness what all that GDP looks like with human eyes. The shining city. The paradise. The country that spent fourteen months laughing at Europe’s crumbling civilisation while its own bridges were held together by institutional optimism. And what a civilisation. So advanced it projects power across the Middle East with carriers so expensive that a Shahed drone costing four hundred dollars, assembled outside Tehran by a man eating a sandwich, sends the entire vessel sprinting back beyond a thousand kilometres. To drop six bombs on anything, the jets refuel three times and fly the distance from New York to a different geological era. Ukraine has been swatting these same drones like mosquitoes for two years with equipment from a military car boot sale. The most expensive navy in history needs a thousand kilometre running start. Then Zelensky called. He offered to protect the oil refineries, keep prices from two hundred dollars a barrel, and stop American soldiers catching Iranian missiles with their bodies. Trump said no. Flat, cheerful no. Whatever was on Fox ranked higher. His cholesterol was doing its best to make the decision for him anyway. Part 6 of their honest impressions is a Philadelphia subway entrance actively decomposing. Grey liquid of unknown origin weeping down the walls. Broken glass overhead. Tiles that haven’t seen a mop since Carter was explaining stagflation to a nation that had stopped listening. The whole thing radiating the energy of a place where something went wrong in 1994 and the report is still pending. Their verdict, delivered with the hollow expression of people who just watched their worldview collapse into damp Philadelphia tile: it looks like a horror film. Literally a horror film. Fourteen months of lectures. The highest GDP in human history. Carriers that sprint from a drone worth less than a second hand Kia. A broad face with beard who flew to Europe to announce its death. A president who was offered a chance to protect his own soldiers and said no thanks. And the first thing America showed them was a subway auditioning for The Last of Us. It didn’t need to prepare. Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1

@justalexoki Yeah because modern life is so fulfilling and meaningful. They are missing out on McDonalds, iPads, the Bachelorette, and dealing with health insurance companies. Somebody save them!

i dont get why we dont do this. why is it bad to help the "uncontacted tribes"? genuinely what bad could come of saving these people? because we can save them. we can fix their lives

@Mlu__N2 Took me too long to work out why her sweater said “I MAIM”

What about water?? Did she ever drink water?

@NoFilterSkin My ex used to accuse me of “picking a fight” in these situations. Anything to avoid accountability.

Woman: hey can we talk about what just happened? Man: no I’m too upset right now I need to cool off Woman: hey can we talk about what happened the other day? Man: wow you’re really gonna ruin the good day we were having? Woman: hey can we talk about what happened last week? Man: wow you’re STILL upset about that!? And then when the woman gave up communicating, the man says “You don’t even try”.

@libriscent If I’m too much, go find less.

“Don’t reply too fast,” “don’t be so intense,” “don’t show that you like him,” “take longer to text back”… I’m an adult, please. If I have to fake a personality to make someone interested in me, then I’m no longer interested. I like being myself, authentically and without holding back.

@RobertJMolnar I dunno, I’ve seen Democrats fuck up elections that looked pretty damn sure to go their way.

I am actually looking forward to the chaos that is going to ensue when Democrats take back the House (100% guaranteed) They need to go as ape shit on Trumpism and MAGA as they have taken for all these years.....drag Melania into a hearing on her immigration history/status....shit like that....just go for it....fight fire with fire, only way to finish them all....you want to drag Hillary, former 1st lady into a committee hearing....ok...bring that illegal immigrant porn star in.... I want to see @StevenCheung47 in a committee hearing, under oath.....Trumps right hand man who has faded investigations and hearings since 2016 when he first got hired I want to see a bottle of plastic bottle vodka on the desk in front of Drunkseth hearing..... Shall I go on?

@allenanalysis Whatever. She’ll still vote Republican and so will her followers. This changes nothing. It’s performative outrage, like all these talking heads.

MEGYN KELLY: "I am sick of this sh*t. Can't he just behave like a normal human?" Megyn Kelly just unleashed on Trump. On camera. Brutal. Everyone is jumping ship.

@atrupar Why wouldn’t it include Lebanon?

JD Vance: "I think this comes from a legitimate misunderstanding. I think the Iranians thought the ceasefire included Lebanon, and it just didn't. We never made that promise, we never indicated that was gonna be the case."