Ben_Actually

Priorities order: 🥰People – Find the good ones and hold on to them 🤔Ideas – Discuss these in depth. Define and refine into goals and actions 🏡Places – Wherever the People and Ideas can flourish 🤹Things – Only what is needed to support the People and Ideas that matter most

@IAmSickOfUrCrap Happy Bird-thiversary! 🥳🎂

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@Graysonwayne95 Best offense is a good D...fense.

@TheBetterMethod Triangle offense

Female coworker who has a WIFE and was a college basketball player has touched my arm/shoulder while laughing at my jokes three times this week (!)

@ghnynex Glycine!? Bleck! Yuck!

@schtheven Aww. RIP.

I hope RIP has a good Chuck Norris.

@ghnynex Can't. I'm chock full o toxic seeds.

@ghnynex I thought this was about me until you said "motherboards". 😞

@AniseNot That's really nice. I like that.

My beliefs are hardwired into the idea of the infinite spirit & reincarnation so sometimes I like to think they are just a soul that worked really hard in a previous life & got absolved of responsibility for life in this round. A little chance to relax & be taken care of But I know that’s just a story I tell myself to make it easier to accept

Making myself sad thinking about how many people with cerebral palsy & muscular dystrophy & autism & genetic disorders are out there locked into a body that doesn’t respond properly & can’t communicate

@Kensetsu6 @aesopsyop Very reasonable.

@TheBetterMethod @aesopsyop (Parents with children and elderly excepted) for whom I will aggressively give way (as a driver).

@Kensetsu6 @aesopsyop I just run real fast.

@aesopsyop I prefer to cross in a way that keeps things going for everyone and doesn’t force everyone to follow a stack of rules just because I stepped into a painted box. Of course sometimes the rules are practical, and I will defer when it’s most appropriate.

@misterB1003 Right on.

@TheBetterMethod Will be investigating this because I fucking hate it AND it’s a whole new thing that I don’t know how to navigate.

I used to never be able to get to sleep but the new shit is now I can’t stay asleep. It’s great. Super fun. Going to bed but I already know I’ll be up at like 4 at the latest to resume existential crisising. Gn friends 🖤❤️ me at 3:46 AM 👇🏿

@Corbienest @NotMaryAnnObv It's good work if you can get it.

@NotMaryAnnObv Perverts

The apparatus in question

Oh, I forgot that neither of my vehicles have air conditioning now anyway. It's fiiiine.

Might make a bad decision and owe my buddy $$$$. It's fine, I'm good for it. I don't need reliable transportation and air conditioning. I'm cooool. 😎

@ghnynex @Corbienest

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@Corbienest Too late!

I’ve made a horrible mistake. MY EYEBROWS

@nordaforda Like this?

@apeoples13 This is the start of the plot of every Victorian era romance story.

Just had a guy that I’ve known for 2 weeks tell me he’s in love with me… like what 😭 Men… please don’t do this lol