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People now boil egg with detergent so that the shell can come out easily, please be mindful of what you eat outside.

🇨🇳 China is direct proof that Communism works.

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This was the first car given to me at ordination in July 2009. The price… 550k. That was before someone who didn’t write WAEC became president.

My new driver is so funny. I told him he can use the AC while waiting for me in the car so he doesn't melt in this Lagos heat. I came out early today and caught him sitting outside the car under a tree. He said he doesn't want to "spoil" the car for me. 😭 I’ve told him ten times it’s fine but he just bows and stays outside. I’m tired o. 🤣

Another culture shock I experienced while living in Togo is that it is only Nigerian men that value, and clamor for a Male child more. In Togo, they would prefer 100 girls to 1 boy child. This is because training a girl child is easier and more beneficial to them. For them, once the girl child gets to 15 at least, she can somehow start caring and even fending for the family, as opposed to a make child that would be housed and fed until he is 30 sometimes. So the birth of a female child is supposed largely celebrated, more than a male child. They don’t care about keeping names and linage.

"Nigeria doesn't have good roads" But where is this?

“High Net-worth broke” is another type of suffering no one explains. You might find a billionaire indoors in his mega-mansion unable to buy fuel in his 5 car convoy to attend an event. He locks his gate and avoids visitors hoping he can solve their problems. I once helped a G-wagon bros with N50k to fuel his car as he was running late for a flight and only had 3 miles with 0 Naira in all his accounts. I was fueling my classic mercedes at the forte oil on admiralty road in lekkk and he casually walked up to me and told me his ordeal. I didn’t even think twice or judge him, I just asked them to fuel him quickly. Apparently his driver took the car on an errand and left it on empty. He got to Abuja and transferred N250k to me about a month later. I totally forgot the encounter. Great guy and today he is one of my biggest customers at my eyewear stores. I too had been in his shoes, so I understand how it happens. That Rich man you look up too, might need your little help once in a while. 🙏🏾

My just deceased grandpa fought during the Nigeria Civil War, he said when they left Lagos Via Calabar by sea to face the Biafran Forces there was this particular comrade who had a Tortoise on his neck, he said when the first shot was fired from the Biafran troops, the guy with the Tortoise was the first person that kpaied among them, Baba said he just removed the Bante he had around his waist

Senegalese commandos— World rank is 126th and 25th in Africa. They look fearless!

"The last salary wey I collect for Army na 109,000 or 111,000, but before that na 51,000..." Sojaboi speaks about his time as a Nigerian Army soldier.

🚨 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃: West Ham are filing a formal complaint + compensation claim with FIFA after Aaron Wan-Bissaka missed today’s FA Cup quarter-final vs Leeds. 😳🇨🇩 The DR Congo federation unilaterally kept him (and other players) in the country until Monday for presidential celebrations after World Cup qualification — directly breaching FIFA’s 48-hour return rule. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞: 👤 The Player (Wan-Bissaka): Caught in the middle. Misses important games, creates tension with his club, and risks damaging his standing at West Ham — even though it’s not his decision. 🏟 The Club (West Ham): Loses a key starter for a big match, continues paying full wages with zero on-pitch return, and now has to fight for financial compensation. 🇨🇩 The Association (DR Congo): Faces potential FIFA fines, possible compensation payments, and — most importantly — could see shortened release periods for their players in future international windows. Club vs Country clash at its worst. FIFA rules exist for a reason.

Hello everyone, this Vanguard report mentions that this issue primarily affects residents of Umuahia. Please note that Umuahia and environs are still under Enugu Electricity Distribution Company (EEDC), which used to serve the entirety of Abia, Anambra, Imo, Enugu, and Ebonyi until Aba and 8 other LGAs were taken away from them and put under Geometric. Gov. Alex Otti has successfully negotiated to take away Umuahia and the remaining LGAs so that they can equally be connected with the rest of Abia already in the Geometric Network while expanding the generating capacity of GPal and Aba Power. Nobody in Aba and the 8 other LGAs currently enjoying stable power is complaining about the cost because there’s been aggressive mass metering. You pay for what you consume. The state is currently in the process of paying off EEDC so that the entire state will be taken off the National grid (which EEDC is part of) that bills so much while providing little power. Fifth columnists, please take note.

Abia State Residents lament as Electricity Bill currently Exceeds House Rent

As a young bachelor, I make my own food. I don’t rely on any woman to cook for me..