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@hurasenberg Perhaps they mean the conservatives? Your representing them, no?

I’ll never understand the “you had 14 years” argument that people give me on the doorstep when I’m canvassing. 14 years ago, I looked like this… #voteconservative

@lucyjaynewhite1 @DrMarianaClaire Imagine thinking this is an upgrade. What a sad world we live in.

@DrMarianaClaire That’s why I wrote “His phone had an upgrade 🇬🇧🇬🇧”

Today, I found an iPhone dropped in the road in London. I stopped & picked it up. As it was still unlocked, I managed to contact the owner & return it to him. This is an example of the high trust society my ancestors created, that I will preserve. His phone had an upgrade 🇬🇧🇬🇧

@timstenton @Tesco @cairngormsnews So if someone kills someone for drink driving is this the fault of Tesco because they sold the alcohol? Would the same not apply to the car manufacturer?

This is not an April fool. On the day the Cairngorms NP introduces a ban on BBQs the fuckwits at Tesco Inverness give pride of place to disposable BBQs. The Store Manager should be criminally liable for any damage they cause. @Tesco Come on @cairngormsnews condemn Tesco Ecocide

Why do TfL buses need to regulate the service at 6.02am. Are there that many 45 buses running at this time of day. I waited 18 mins from arriving at the bus stop.

Typical white man behavior. What is with white men and underage boys?

@GriftReport "and in some stores it being almost completely halal". What stores? Why not mention this?

Tesco have massively expanded its halal meat rage including it's deli's, and in some stores it being almost completely halal Critics are already calling for a boycott of Tesco after caving in to this cruel way of slaughtering animals and pandering to islamics.

@restormernufc @THFCHarvey18 And all the white men behind closed doors who are getting away with it while there mates dont blink an eye!

@THFCHarvey18 And don’t forget the rape gangs in the greater Manchester area. Diversity at its finest 😏

Immigrants have blown up music concerts in Manchester, killing loads of children. That is worse than every tax dodger that has ever existed.

@hughmadborough Do MPs have to announce publicly that they are giving there salary away?

Members of Parliament are getting a £64 per week pay rise starting today. 649 MPs will pocket it for themselves. One MP will donate it to local causes in his constituency. His name is Rupert Lowe. #Restore 🇬🇧

@britbane2024 @asda The price labels...evidently this is fake.

It’s Easter, not “culture”.. I’m disappointed in you. @asda

@ClarksonsFarm1 People actually thought these were real farms?

@Alexandr4Denman Thicko. Its called putting out stock. You do know they get delivery's everyday.

Shelves are still full! Maybe it’s a lesson! Don’t try sell us fake food! Also put Easter eggs back on the box!

@graceelizh @StanSportFC White people will moan over everything. Same people saying "Get rid of the monarchy" but then demand people sing "God save our king". What will you complain about once Easter is over.

If you won’t sing the national anthem of the country you’re playing for, you shouldn’t represent that country. 📹: @StanSportFC

@progambler47 Why the National Lottery? I buy one ticket a month. Have been doing so for past 10 years. Ive won more than I have spent.

Never, ever spend any money on the following: 1. The National Lottery 2. The Postcode Lottery 3. Scratchcards 4. Fixed Odds Betting Terminals in betting shops 5 Online Casinos 6. Accumulators ( 4 legs or more ) on any sport

@CurtisDaly_ Proof? Im an astronaut. Does this mean it's true because I said it?

Tom Skinner was paid 2 GRAND to appear on Question Time. Journos usually get a £150 fee. Please tell me how the BBC is somehow biased toward the left.

@FestAKINBUSOYE @TfL If your job description does not include having to clean toilets, would you go and clean the toilets after someone has taking a shit a over the walls? This is the same as expecting gateline tfl staff to do revenue protection.

At 16:30 today, a guy jumped through the ticket barrier at St. John's Wood tube station right in front of me. I shouted to call the attention of the @TfL staff sat in his box thing. The staff member just told me he can't do anything. Silly me had to pay to get through the barriers. So I walked down the escalators (which has finally been fixed after six months), caught up with the fare dodger to ask him why he didn't pay. The guy said "I can't afford to. Cost of living and that!". I told him I have to pay for him not paying and I am affected by the cost of living too. He had the cheek to then say "Well that's up to you man. We are all struggling and walked off" Yes we are all struggling, but what exactly is the point of TfL staff when someone blatantly crashes through ticket barriers and they literally do nothing.

@FalconbridgeV01 @ServeOnlyGod Text on a box. Thats what people are up in arms about. Its still an egg, no?

@ServeOnlyGod @_kar33m It's called tradition and culture, something that's trying to be erased

Absolutely no. Easter Eggs come out at Easter time a Christian feast day.

@josephkazUK @haringeycouncil So why dont you do something about it?

This is Seven Sisters Road in @haringeycouncil. It's an utter embarrassment that we have allowed our high streets to deteriorate to this point. This parade of shops could be a landmark destination, but instead it's neglected and forgotten. I'm all for liberalising planning BUT design codes have a place, and this is a great example. No satellite dishes, no PVC, no estate agent signs, no white paint. Just consistent signage, colours and high-quality heritage shopfronts. @createstreets

@GriftReport Yes, because everything everyone says is true.

Richard Madeley, 69, makes bizarre confession about his sex life with wife Judy Finnigan, 77, during surprise Last One Laughing appearance

@doctor_rahmeh So people without common sense can have the Dr title?

If the jewish ambulance service Hatzola is available for everyone, how come I just spent 10 minutes searching for an emergency number and none seem to be online? They claim to reach emergencies in 2–5 minutes.