@EdKrassen @KASHPatel He’s even more of a dork than I thought
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please stop talking
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please stop talking
@beeeeefcheeks
just looking for bromances
เข้าร่วม Mart 2022
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BREAKING: Iran-linked hackers from the Handala group (tied to Iran’s MOIS) just released personal photos of FBI Director Kash Patel, including him smoking cigars, plus an old resume stolen from his private Gmail account.
The FBI boss who’s supposed to protect America couldn’t even lock down his own inbox from foreign spies. How does this scream “strong on national security”?
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Mallory McMorrow out with another plan to bring costs down ⤵️
Mallory McMorrow@MalloryMcMorrow
The cost of your flight went up because you searched for it twice. Your rideshare costs more because your phone battery is dying. This is surveillance pricing – corporations using your own data and behaviors against you. In the US Senate, I’ve got a plan to ban it.
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Chef boyardee pulled this shit a couple years ago...
I actually bought a few cans and realized it was pretty much what I was used to Eating when I was young compared to what they sell now which is garbage tomato water with zero flavor.
The stuff was so popular it basically sold out constantly and yet they stopped making it after just a couple months.
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The time honored capitalistic trend of gradually making your product shittier and shittier until you can debut the original as a new product
New York Post@nypost
Pop-Tarts creates 'Super Stuffed' pastries with 50% more filling after years of customer demand: 'Drooling over this' trib.al/hauzCbN
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🚨BREAKING:
Jake Lang on Laura Loomer’s Show:
“WE HAVE FILED A MASSIVE $65 MILLION DOLLAR DEFAMATION LAWSUIT on New York City MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI!!!!” 😳😲😲
Mamdani SLANDERED Jake, was “racist & White supremacist!”
BUT FAILED TO NAME THE MUSLIMS TERRORISTS WHO BOMBED JAKE!
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@DeepNotShallow Brittany Pettersen needs to catch up
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REMINDER:
Being the longest serving doesn’t mean you’re the most powerful.
Joe Neguse and Jason Crow outrank DeGette in Democratic leadership after just 8 years.
Thirty years in and still no real clout? That tells you everything about her "experience"
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@SChesterfi53330 @JefferyStackho1 Um this is going to be open season for ICE
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@boney_robin @agraybee Suddenly I support this move by the treasury
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@agraybee What's to stop people from writing "Fuck" above every single signature? An easy and risk free way to protest.
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@BulwarkOnline If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle
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Vance suggests Iran could have used nuclear suicide vests: “You talk about people who walk into a crowded supermarket and have a vest on, and they blow up the vest and a couple of people get killed, and that's a terrible tragedy. What happens when what's on the vest is not something that can kill a couple of people, but can kill many, many tens of thousands of people?”
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Big Senate dog news
Senator John Hoeven@SenJohnHoeven
Meet our new office pup, three-month-old chocolate lab, Ace!
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@RepJackKimble When he said we’d get tired of winning, this is what he meant
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We will be declaring victory again this afternoon. This is a great opportunity who missed last night's victory celebration.
Visegrád 24@visegrad24
BREAKING: The IRGC Navy Commander Alireza Tangsiri has been eliminated in an Israeli airstrike in Bandar Abbas. He and his men were buried under a collapsed building
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I wasn’t into Harry Potter the first time I can’t believe I have to dodge a remake already
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@HowleyReporter You may be a rabble-rouser, but you’ll never be the princess of Arizona
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@CrossBiddy @TheWapplehouse This trend is testing the limits of both my SSRI and NDRI
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This one, hands down questions
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse
In honor of Twitter’s 20th birthday what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen
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@legit_scumbag @TheWapplehouse You misspelled men, big guy
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Any women in Denver wanna help me get a job /take my virginity ?
Based Brando Reborn@legit_scumbag
I've never had a girlfriend or a job and I live with my parents 😢 I'm 33
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@omarslopezarce @spectatorindex They played rock paper scissors for it genius
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@spectatorindex I'll post a simple question to open a debate.
If at least THREE countries have a coastline right at the Strait, why does Iran have full control of it?
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BREAKING: Iranian parliament is seeking to pass law allowing the collection of tolls for ships transiting through the Strait of Hormuz
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@DeepNotShallow Couldn’t be worse than Gabe or Yadira
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Shannon Bird voted to protect ICE in Colorado.
Specifically, she wanted to greenlight ICE agents to go into schools and hospitals.
Shannon Bird doesn't care about anyone in Colorado. She just cares if her donor checks clear into her bank account.
Shannon Bird@ShannonBird4CO
Coloradans shouldn’t be afraid to travel. Another performative move that doesn’t solve our problems and will get innocent people hurt. ICE needs to get out of the airports, and Gabe Evans needs to stop taking orders from Trump and fund TSA. usatoday.com/story/travel/n…
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@river_is_nice @keithedwards I play these videos while I work
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QVC basically invented live-streaming decades ago: Goes 24/7. A good 80% of the show is just the hosts going on long personal digressions. People watch it as background. Heavy parasocial element. Hosts know the callers (95% are repeat buyers). It’s 100% Twitch for grandmas.
Todd Spence@Todd_Spence
I really gotta watch more QVC 💀
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@HowleyReporter Is she blaming it on woke folks on the right? Or did she really just wanna use the phrase?
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Getting 9/11'ed by Laura Loomer was not on my 2026 Bingo card.
She appears to be angling to take over Mr. Silverstein's title as the new "Lucky Larry"
Patrick Howley@HowleyReporter
Laura have you considered moving on from threatening to kill us and just getting a job?
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