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@OctopusEnergy I replied to your DM last night, no one has got back to me yet…

@OctopusEnergy Anything to worry about? My home mini has a white LED showing but I’m not getting any ‘live’ data on the app…

@RichHarrris @fesshole

@fesshole Who wants to live forever?

In a our WhatsApp chat, we all race to announce when someone famous has died with e.g. "RIP QUEEN". The higher the profile, the greater the glory. We have each now just consented for our own deaths to be announced to the group in this manner.

@bppulseuk I’ve had an email from you saying I am in debit on my account to the tune of £4.16. If I try crediting my account the minimum is £5, if I’m unlikely to use your app again how do I get my 84p back and not let the account in credit?

@IKEAUK What’s going on with this map? What have you got against the people of Anglesey? And how has Hereford now become part of Monmouthshire?!

@Sonos Had a power outage, now my system has lost all the older speakers ones and threes etc - it’s only works with the One SL and new style Five - any idea?

@1LeeHamer (Late) middle aged ✅ White ✅ Male ✅ Never heard of her… Also, what’s this masked singer thing?

@geater_sharon @HJB3996 @fesshole To be fair, lots have schools have long halls too!

@HJB3996 @fesshole Haul?

Teacher here. If you think your child's teacher loves their job, unfortunately you can guarantee that if they aren't already in the 'Leave teaching' facebook group, they will be by end of academic year

the room next door - Donald Trump Plane Crash Fact Check

Lock him up! #Elon

@marcrileydj @themarkrad @O2SBE @jasemonkey I don’t think Moriarty is as evil as LK!

We were going to ‘drop’ this tomorrow morning at 8am but we didn’t want to spoil someone else’s possibly big (or possibly not) moment… so.. here it is… Mark & Lard dangling carrots… ⁦@themarkrad⁩ ⁦@O2SBE⁩ & MORE! ⁦@jasemonkey⁩

@ViewFromEssex @fesshole Under-rated tweet!!

@fesshole Surprised your wife hasn't insisted on a no choux indoors policy

My wife is a hyper clean person and made us get a cleaner. The house is always super tidy, so to give the cleaner something to do, I eat pastries standing up in as many rooms as possible just before they arrive.

@anon_opin You were naïve in thinking others had stopped using it!

Until I read a piece about its continued use the The New Yorker, I had no idea that the diaeresis existed. It's just such an efficient way of indicating two separate vowel sounds that I make a point of using it instead of a hyphen in words like "coördinate".

@garystanfo @ElectionMapsUK The speakers constituency? By tradition no one stands against them…

🚨 || General Election Nowcast (30/05): LAB: 467 (+267) - 45.0% CON: 101 (-271) - 23.8% LDM: 46 (+38) - 10.0% SNP: 12 (-36) - 2.7% PLC: 4 (+2) - 0.6% GRN: 1 (-) - 6.0% RFM: 0 (-) - 11.3% Oth: 1 (-) - 0.5% LAB Maj of 284. Changes w/ GE2019 notionals. electionmaps.uk/nowcast

@beckyland @lidl So much for a birthday treat!!!

Apologies @lidl, my previous post disappeared. Nuts are horrendously over salted. They are inedible and also not roasted...

@musicaltts @Crowley131 @Sonos Yes, where has the alarms tab gone!?!

@Crowley131 @Sonos Don’t download it - it is awful - lose your local library and can’t set alarms

@Sonos WHERE ARE THE ALARM SETTINGS?!?!

@OctopusEnergy Hi, is there any good reason why my gas meter should show no information? Apparently you still get readings from it (if my bill is to be believed!) but the display on it is totally blank!

Looked through @chris_hawkins’ timeline and no one has made the Family Guy Debussy joke, seriously?!