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@Gavin2Hell I actually thought that part was awesome; the part that was dumb is when he died because he was too tired…from the projection or something.

I can’t even describe the whiplash I felt coming out of the theater and thinking “holy shit that fucking rocked” then getting on YouTube the next day to see all the fat reddit virgins shitting and pissing their pants because it “ruined their childhood” or whatever

@fmanikhasan2 @Babybel19785734 @gazetory Because it’s deliberately using a bad haircut that the child most certainly did not choose as a means for content engagement.

@Babybel19785734 @gazetory Why you thinking it?

Hindistan’da 0.30 dolara yapılan saç tıraşı sosyal medyada gündem oldu.

@DaBitcoinBandi1 @BODY_W0_WHORGAN Well the movie was based on Mayans…who absolutely sacrificed people during times of their empire.

@BODY_W0_WHORGAN the aztecs never sacrificed anyone the pyramids were for DJ sets

Insane for Mel Gibson to make like this INCREDIBLY racist movie for like 99% of it only to sort of pull the rug and be like 'yeah what comes immediately after this is so much fucking worse' with one shot

@Kareshy_Oruta @SibylCorvid @RichardMortimir @cremieuxrecueil @mfacehero The original poll I saw from Mr Beast didn’t have that variable.

@crispben @SibylCorvid @RichardMortimir @cremieuxrecueil @mfacehero In the scenario you don't get the opportunity to coordinate. It's part of the premise. If you could just tell everyone to vote one way it would be a different scenario. Part of the point is voting under the idea that you don't know what other people will do.

Red and blue button pushers: who's smarter? In a mostly-subscriber sample who took a brief verbal IQ test, the answer is... Blue pushers! If the whole population has an IQ of 100 with an SD of 15, their mean IQ would be 101.9, versus 97.0 for reds.

@JohnnyUktena @Yoake_Tasogare @ShitpostRock2 I always sided w Joel,but the more I thought abt it even initially I didnt feel like it was a risk worth taking.Even completely evil Dr’s shouldve just stolen her eggs&tested on surrogate prisoners. It doesnt make sense to have a one&done shot they weren’t even sure would work.

@crispben @Yoake_Tasogare @ShitpostRock2 And yes it's fiction so might as well say they can do that considering fungus zombies and all

To this day, I don’t understand how the game tries portraying Joel as “morally gray” when he’s mostly just fighting to survive like everyone else and refusing to give up his adoptive daughter to a group of incompetent guerrilla fighters who kill more innocents than they save

@GOP_is_Gutless I like how the store clerk literally appeared out of nowhere. #obviouslyAI

🚨 WATCH THIS 😂 Local Democrat Party Chairwoman who identifies as a DOG… gets attacked by a dog. You literally cannot make this up. Peak 2026 liberal insanity! #Democrats #IdentifyAsDog #WhatCouldGoWrong

@GhostofOsaka @LoremanTod87107 @shoe0nhead @Leigha_Sapienti Are you 5? The “nuh-uh, you are” isn’t the most compelling comeback.

@crispben @LoremanTod87107 @shoe0nhead @Leigha_Sapienti Sh0e isn’t going to fuck you I’m afraid, she’s already banging another racist Trump-supporting chud.😞 Keep scrolling through the replies to her replies to defend your incel queen, I’m sure she’ll give you a pat on the head someday.😊

Twitch Streamer Kaceytron reacts to Hasan Piker's meltdown on ShoeOnHead and says that if Shoe cares so much about the "incels," she should go fuck one. "Like I don't know, it's like Shoeonehead if you like care so much about these incels, go fuck one. okay?"

@JohnnyUktena @Yoake_Tasogare @ShitpostRock2 Yeah that’s my thought. The doctor/scientists were completely inept. Even if they still completely unethical/evil, they could have had many more chances making it work by using all of her eggs to impregnate surrogates & test on them. Joel was NEVER the bad guy and was correct!

@crispben @Yoake_Tasogare @ShitpostRock2 Thinking about it they really fucked up in trying to make a cure by killing their only immunes hoping another one would show up. In order to find a cure for a disease you need a lot of test subjects so a lot of immunes

@SibylCorvid @RichardMortimir @cremieuxrecueil @mfacehero In this scenario…what button are you telling your 5 yr old son or daughter to push?

@RichardMortimir @cremieuxrecueil @mfacehero Red can only look reasonable by making up completely different scenarios

@GhostofOsaka @LoremanTod87107 @shoe0nhead @Leigha_Sapienti Bro….you’re simping for Cenk’s nephew your first day of X/Twitter. This has to be the most pathetic white-knighting I’ve seen all day…week….year?!?

@LoremanTod87107 @shoe0nhead @Leigha_Sapienti Literally scrolling through Sh0eonhead replies to her replies to defend your queen in the hopes that you’ll be the next racist chud she fucks lmao, run along nerd

@JohnnyUktena @Yoake_Tasogare @ShitpostRock2 Yeah…obviously they can still technically reproduce. That’s not really the point though. To your point, the scientists probably should have extracted all of her eggs & use them for in-vitro fertilization w several different women; much better odds…if it’s even possible.

@crispben @Yoake_Tasogare @ShitpostRock2 Technically they did that in the DLC of the first game. But even then a lesbian could still have sex with a man and give birth it's easy for them and the cheating on other lesbians with men are quite common in lesbians for whatever reason. It's easy for lesbians to do

@JohnnyUktena @Yoake_Tasogare @ShitpostRock2 Just another reasons to dislike the sequel….they made her a lesbian in the next game, which rules out any off-chance of breeding immunity for another generation.

@Yoake_Tasogare @ShitpostRock2 You fail to realize that it would be better to breed the immune and kill the current infected that way the virus is actually wiped out and humanity is saved. You dont just kill your only immune (they killed many apparently) you make more and in a few generations the virus is gone

@TheMagaHulk The movie is good, it just shouldn’t have been titled I Am Legend. The book is better.

Your end was scrapped because test audiences hated it. The retarded monsters that eat everyone are the bad guys. And Neville is the good guy who saved humanity. Now he finds peace and gets to be with his wife, his son, and his German Shepherd that the monsters murdered.

@corey_gman @RykerJackson97 Last Man on Earth probably does it best, but some viewers might not like how old it is. Omega Man is closer to the Will Smith film,which is fine in its own way…it’s just not the book. I Am Legend does get one thing correct…the feeling of being isolated with desperate paranoia.

@RykerJackson97 Do the other adaptations get it right?

His realization that he’s the real monster is handled infinitely better in the book. Just read the book. You can’t go wrong with Richard Matheson.

@OnlySaveAbel @realfrothyfriar @BlackDumpling @bumbadum14 Then they shouldn’t have called it “I Am Legend”…they should have called it Omega Man or Last Man on Earth (which were adaptations of the book). The title of the movie DIRECTLY relates to the theme of the movie. Don’t change the entire meaning of the title.

@realfrothyfriar @BlackDumpling @bumbadum14 Original ending did poorly when shown to a test group.. The masses didn’t want the original story. The original ending is the alternate ending for the film

Easy litmus test: Do you identify with the zombie vampires that eat people because they look sad sometimes Or The living human being that doesn’t eat people who just had his best friend murdered by the zombie vampires

@grvbbs @NullArcana @RunRickyRun_34 @MrBeast I’m afraid you may be too stupid to understand the insult that was just given to you. Which is also why you chose the blue button and are desperately trying to defend it.

@NullArcana @RunRickyRun_34 @MrBeast Exactly, sit the fuck down.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@avidseries Not our sacred passports?!?🙄 I will agree it is a completely vain thing to do…but also, who cares? There’s like a hundred other things Trump and do-nothing Republicans are doing worse than this. Literally squandering away any power they have.

The most personally repellant man to occupy the White House in my lifetime, and it's not close. Passports represent the United States, not an individual. They are not objects meant to advance a personality cult or a president's narcissism. This is just the latest example of Trump trashing longstanding norms of behavior, and it sets a troubling precedent. And of course it provides still more ammo to people around the world who claim the Trump administration is falling into Dear Leader territory.

@sententiousness @James_Weitz10 @avidseries @Donelsonfiles Sort of…the decline was continual and was at low levels pre-pandemic. During the pandemic (and the Summer of Love riots) the rate went way up…it started going down again during Biden and is now returning back to pre-pandemic levels.

@James_Weitz10 @avidseries @Donelsonfiles But the decline started under Biden with many many immigrants so the theory doesn’t work here..

wonder if closing the border had anything to do with it

@mattjones2856 @malieckal @DannyDrinksWine Bad Taste is very gory, but it’s not too profane or scary& has zero nudity. It’s a Peter Jackson horror-comedy film, also see his “Dead Alive/Braindead”. I always found it amusing that the same guy that made the amazing Lord of the Rings trilogy also made some low budget B-movies

@malieckal @DannyDrinksWine I had a movie when I was a kid like that called “Bad Taste”. The cover was a closeup of an alien or monster in a suit giving the middle finger. My dad was fairly cool about letting me get horror movies but I knew there was no way he would allow that one.

Meir Zarchi on whether "I Spit on your Grave" (1978) could've been made with less nud!ty & violence, and his response to Roger Ebert's scathing review of the movie: "Interviewer: Could the original film have been made with less nud!ty and explicit violence? Zarchi: Why, Gavin, to appease who? Interviewer: Not to appease anyone… just do you feel personally that it could have been done? Zarchi: Of course! I could have made the actors fully clothed as well. But that wouldn’t be reality. What would you prefer? Would you prefer to see the film with less nudity? Interviewer: No, not at all. My point is that with the way they remade it, toned it down, I think they took something away from the original. Zarchi: Okay, that’s a nice comment. In other words, you agree with the way it was originally made rather than the remake? (...) Interviewer: I’m curious what your response would be to Roger Ebert? Zarchi: Who is Roger Ebert? Interviewer: You don’t know Roger Ebert? Zarchi: Tell me, who is Roger Ebert? Interviewer: He’s a movie critic… Zarchi: I believe he’s the guy who “I Spit On Your Grave” made famous. Interviewer: That is probably true." (Meir Zarchi's interview with Gavin Schmitt, 2011)

@NinTendo832140 @GlobalBoxOffice @thevscooper Metroid…named after an alien that literally attaches to your brain and sucks the life out of you. All while isolated in a hostile environment w gross monsters and a failing powersuit that needs to be fixed. Yeah, I dunno where people got the idea it was horror related? 🙄

@GlobalBoxOffice @thevscooper Metroid isn't horror. This is already cringe and it will be girlboss crap

UNIVERSAL’s plan is to make a METROID film that fully embraces the horror genre, if they prevail over Sony in NINTENDO’s current pitch for the movie. Source: @thevscooper