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Dave Sims

@dave__sims

apparently I’ve never been on live TV

Austin เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2007
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Andy Ostroy
Andy Ostroy@AndyOstroy·
Dear TX MAGA: when they tell you #Talarico is ‘trans’, what they’re really telling you is 3 things: they’re terrified he’s gonna win; they think you’re so fucking stupid that you’ll believe this idiotic bullshit; & they have NO plan to fix your affordability issues. GET ANGRY!
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Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
American soldiers die in Trump's war, not a word from Donald. Gas and food prices skyrocket, not a word from Donald. People demand the Epstein files, not a word from Donald. But the minute you take his fat name off a building, Donald writes Mein Kampf for Morons.
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ettingermentum
ettingermentum@ettingermentum·
So do Republicans have, like, a to-go explanation for the Ken Paxton child molester sweetheart deal thing
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Dave Sims@dave__sims·
@EGrey2323 @66EarlyBird That’s harmful here? Proper grammar? And that’s more offensive than all of your racist posts? Still just trying to figure out your rules.
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Dave Sims@dave__sims·
Some notes: First, it’s “breaking” not “braking”. Second, it’s “traitor” not “trader”. Third, it’s “sales” not “sails”. Fourth, it seems that’s Allison Kraus (share.google/QKvmPrwaEqsj4w…) Finally, Shania Twain is Canadian. Other than that, it’s a great post.
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Martina McBride’s record sails are PLUMMETING as part of the backlash to her treasonous behavior in pulling out of the America 250 concert I will take an American patriot like Shania Twain any day of the week over Martina McJudas Who’s with me?

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Emily G.
Emily G.@EGrey2323·
@OwliestOne @dave__sims Also, his obsession over “blue checks.” He’s still pressed and mourning the old “elitist leftists only get verified” model. It makes me have a bit of pity for him, though. He doesn’t realize the Left has moved on over to cheering confiscating property and assasinations.
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Dave Sims@dave__sims·
@megbasham I agree. I joined the Navy to get away from one in the 80s.
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Adele Scalia
Adele Scalia@AdeleScalia·
Sometimes I think the world is really tiny and we’re all interconnected and then i see people still falling for Coach’s shenanigans and I realize we’re actually living on different planets.
Dave Sims@dave__sims

Some notes: First, it’s “breaking” not “braking”. Second, it’s “traitor” not “trader”. Third, it’s “sales” not “sails”. Fourth, it seems that’s Allison Kraus (share.google/QKvmPrwaEqsj4w…) Finally, Shania Twain is Canadian. Other than that, it’s a great post.

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LuAnn
LuAnn@tiredofstupid24·
@3YearLetterman @dave__sims Dave was the last one picked every time they had to select teams in PE. He hasn’t gotten over it yet.
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Stew
Stew@Stewbiedo0·
@dave__sims Oh Dan. This is such a bad look for you.
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Dave Sims@dave__sims·
@JennyDee02 @LeftCoastSpeed Don’t know that I voiced any political hate. May have been reading your timeline. Unless calling out the blue checks counts as a political statement?
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Jenn Dee
Jenn Dee@JennyDee02·
@dave__sims @LeftCoastSpeed Turn off your political hate and just enjoy the ride. It is quite the badge of honor to be dragged by coach. Plus watch what you comment because he is quick to sue for any HIPPA violation.
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