Dave Sims

Dear TX MAGA: when they tell you #Talarico is ‘trans’, what they’re really telling you is 3 things: they’re terrified he’s gonna win; they think you’re so fucking stupid that you’ll believe this idiotic bullshit; & they have NO plan to fix your affordability issues. GET ANGRY!

American soldiers die in Trump's war, not a word from Donald. Gas and food prices skyrocket, not a word from Donald. People demand the Epstein files, not a word from Donald. But the minute you take his fat name off a building, Donald writes Mein Kampf for Morons.

@ettingermentum @molly1995_b Yes. They call Talarico names. Seems to work with their base.

So do Republicans have, like, a to-go explanation for the Ken Paxton child molester sweetheart deal thing

@EGrey2323 @66EarlyBird That’s harmful here? Proper grammar? And that’s more offensive than all of your racist posts? Still just trying to figure out your rules.

@66EarlyBird @dave__sims Even formatting the response.

Some notes: First, it’s “breaking” not “braking”. Second, it’s “traitor” not “trader”. Third, it’s “sales” not “sails”. Fourth, it seems that’s Allison Kraus (share.google/QKvmPrwaEqsj4w…) Finally, Shania Twain is Canadian. Other than that, it’s a great post.

@EGrey2323 @OwliestOne Good job Emily. Quality response. You couldn’t afford the checkmark?

@OwliestOne @dave__sims Also, his obsession over “blue checks.” He’s still pressed and mourning the old “elitist leftists only get verified” model. It makes me have a bit of pity for him, though. He doesn’t realize the Left has moved on over to cheering confiscating property and assasinations.

@megbasham I agree. I joined the Navy to get away from one in the 80s.

@dave__sims I wouldn’t question a notary public.

@pmacpher3 @3YearLetterman I get it. You are a coach disciple. The call went out and you responded.

@dave__sims @3YearLetterman Oh Dane, yore going to find out who’s smart…

@AdeleScalia True

@dave__sims Yes but we are interacting on Twitter.

Sometimes I think the world is really tiny and we’re all interconnected and then i see people still falling for Coach’s shenanigans and I realize we’re actually living on different planets.

@Ev_deGallery @3YearLetterman Good job. That was a test to see if you’d break.

@dave__sims @3YearLetterman It’s a secret formula.

@KenTrevorMoore Well happy Friday then Kenny! Your day is made.

Nothing makes my day more than one of life’s hall monitors fall for a parody account. Hoo boy.

@tiredofstupid24 @3YearLetterman I’ll have you know I was the second best 98 pound wrestler freshman year. Oh wait, you’re right.

@3YearLetterman @dave__sims Dave was the last one picked every time they had to select teams in PE. He hasn’t gotten over it yet.

@Stewbiedo0 It really is.

@dave__sims Oh Dan. This is such a bad look for you.

@bberg86 I know. Now.

@dave__sims My notes: it’s The Letterman. Keep up.

@Ev_deGallery @3YearLetterman I’m curious how the blue check hive communicates? Is it mostly telepathic or just something old fashioned?

@3YearLetterman @dave__sims Hey. Excuse me. To letter in choir requires literacy in English and Latin, sometimes even Italian and French. This guy lettered in Recorder.

@PossiblyKPerry @StonedHelton @CoachGaryB1 I haven’t been hazed since that time in the Navy so this is kinda fun

@dave__sims @StonedHelton @CoachGaryB1 Welcome to the team. You get to be on our side next time, brother.

@StonedHelton @CoachGaryB1 I’m finding that out. He has a LOT of supporters.

@dave__sims @CoachGaryB1 We all had day 1 with coach.

@JennyDee02 @LeftCoastSpeed Don’t know that I voiced any political hate. May have been reading your timeline. Unless calling out the blue checks counts as a political statement?

@dave__sims @LeftCoastSpeed Turn off your political hate and just enjoy the ride. It is quite the badge of honor to be dragged by coach. Plus watch what you comment because he is quick to sue for any HIPPA violation.

@steadfast_h_k @IfindRetards Blue checkmarks unite!

@dave__sims Yo @IfindRetards

@PhillinDallas @adalexion1 That’s how I remember it too

@adalexion1 @dave__sims It was called Sims-ity not sim city.