alex รีทวีตแล้ว
They're opening the capsule... and wait... IS THAT THE STRAWBERRY POP TART?
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@theashleyray THRILLED to know that younger Millennials know who he is. There was a week or two where he ruled Vh1. And prior to that? On the Teaching Mrs. Tingle soundtrack. Real ones know.
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thinking about the time my friends and i were drunk as shit in nyc and wouldnt stop blaring this from our phones at the bar
Andrew Frye@itsandrewfrye
Duncan Sheik’s Barely Breathing playing on the speaker at the optometrist’s office
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theyre doing "this is how bernie can still win" for the holy roman empire
The Last Great Arrakian Dynasty@cruelsardaukar
Daily reminder that the House of Hapsburg had no legal right to abolish the Holy Roman Empire in 1806, which means that by process of elimination the only country to never renounce its membership, Liechtenstein, could assemble the seven Electors, crown a new Holy Roman Emperor, and lay claim to the entirety of the Holy Roman Empire's territory.
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"Data centers use all the water" is "vaccines cause autism" for people with graduate degrees
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@leahcuk @pattinsonphotos yes as I recall he was actually biting people around town and his skin was sparkling
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@pattinsonphotos People forget that Rob was almost fired from the job because he took the role SO seriously that he played Edward too intense
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Robert Pattinson making a drink inspired by TWILIGHT.
"I really love that movie. I think I would've done exactly the same. To be honest, I don't even think I'd be able to do the performance now because it was so, everybody was approaching it so earnestly and took it really, really, really seriously. There was no kind of tongue in cheek element. No one's winking at the audience. It's like it's very real. It was just strange for me, a vampire romance, though."
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@svershbow I wish I still lived in NYC because I would snatch her up so quickly! I hope she finds the best, most patient home. What a sweetie.
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If any Democrat said this people would be tearing down walls. Gutfeld's head might have exploded. Instead, they cape for it and the Democratic party is not railing against it in unison (and Rubio's comment two Sundays ago) because they are feckless and cowardly.
Roose@RuNoseP
i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet
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@scrumble_eggs HUGE news for you! If he suggests you invest in a crypto platform, def do it.
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Marrying a shapeshifter like Mystique would be so awesome. You could shake things up in the bedroom every night by asking her to turn into somebody else, like Henry Cavill with a pussy.
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we are so lucky to be alive at the same time as this is happening
Nick DePaula@NickDePaula
BREAKING: Stephen Curry is auctioning off his Sneaker Free Agency collection on @Sothebys, benefitting his @EatLearnPlay Foundation. “For this to turn into true impact & sustainable resources for kids in Oakland that desperately need it — to me, that’s a win-win for everybody.”
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we are so lucky to be alive at the same time as this is happening
Tom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_
real housewives of rhode island is operating on another level
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@Timmysofine Yes, nasty toxic men. Just awful there were so many during the pioneering Apollo missions.
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Photo from inside the Science Evaluation Room (SER) during the Artemis II launch, and see, there are so many women😭❤️
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@DejavuStacy @ShadhinMuslim @Partisan_12 As a Millennial who has dealt with that literally all of my life - cry harder. If it doesn't apply to *you*, great! You can still recognize the issue and work against it. Are you?
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@ShadhinMuslim @Partisan_12 As a boomer, I take issue with your sweeping generalization of us, even though I think this man is a moron.
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“Do you think pete hegseth is pro-life”
🇺🇸🤡: “Yes”
“He bombed a school with 160 Iranian children”
🇺🇸🤡: **Runs Away**
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@ItsMrsPlugg lol they are absolutely not, but love that you think this!
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Additionally, you gotta be so lame for a 13 year olds not to want to hang out with you. My 13 year olds friend are always in awe when I’m around following me around like puppies. Step ya cookies up.
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13 is the perfect age where you go with your child & friends and sit 3-4 rows behind on opposite side of the theater.
15 is the age where you are in theater watching a different movie
16+ they can go alone.
Idk why it’s so hard to grasp.
elizabeth@cobavines
@HighHeelEsquire She is THIRTEEN. If she was 16 or 17, yes this would be crazy overbearing. What are they doing at just 13 they don’t want the mom to see? She’s too young to be totally unsupervised. I don’t think this is too much at all. They’re babies.
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If the world ends today in a fiery nuclear apocalypse, the Democrats who fought to release the Epstein files will have blood on their hands.
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When historians write about this time they will explore why no one stopped him: why no one in his govt or the GOP or the elites in finance that prop him back pretending they don't see the disintegration or not caring as long as they make $ did anything meaningful.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
I feel sick to my stomach waiting around today to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom that our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's really an indictment not just of the electorate but of our whole system of government. We're ruled by a mad king.
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@adrianasmojito I will never understand why BH is the highest rated franchise other than racism.
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Watched the second episode of RHORI and came to the conclusion that any RHOBH housewife would just collapse and die within the hour of being around those women
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@elonmusk @nikitabier @NateSilver538 Babe, you own the website. If you don't like how it works you literally have all the power to fix it. You can also release your data to prove his opinion wrong, but you noticeably don't do that. Pathetic.
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There's nothing organic about it; it's deliberate choices you and the team are making. And although those choices may have been defensible in the abstract, they're clearly resulting in low-quality content rising to the top. You're a smart dude, you can build a better algo!
Nikita Bier@nikitabier
@NateSilver538 It’s paywalled. If only 0.1% of users can derive value from the content, it will organically rank lower.
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@nikitabier @NateSilver538 So then release the internal data you have? Why is this hard for you?
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@NateSilver538 Can you stop quote tweeting without the context? It’s intellectually dishonest.
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