Frank Dana

@superswimteam7 The fact that Marvel wound down "Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes" on TV, replaced with the objectively inferior "Avengers Assemble" with its MCU-aligned roster, only to end up REINTRODUCING all of the dropped EMH characters as they joined the MCU... 🤬 galls me to this day.

The difference between DC and Marvel at this moment, is everything

@LexiTalksComix WhoTF is Ronald Colman?

The 2000s were truly the peak of Spider-Man comics because Peter was happily married to MJ who helped him and Aunt May was fully aware that Peter is Spider-Man. We'd reached the pinnacle of Peter’s development and seems him become the best version of Peter and Spider-Man-

@parkerslawyer On a related note, how is Spidey's ass SO flat??? It's like he was bitten by a radioactive pine board!

at first glance this looks like ben got a lil junk in the trunk

@shelby19238 It's OK, tho, because the fisherman lampshaded it.

Reading the Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History and I got fucking jumpscared by a gay fight between Spidey and Venom in the second Issue 😭🙏

@JimG21049657 @JenLRossman I would also accept "We have Jeffrey Jones at home". (C'mon, I defy anyone to tell the difference between Ferris Bueller's Ed Rooney and Real Genius' Jerry Hathaway.)

@JenLRossman Perfect description! No notes!

I forgot that 80s-bad-guy-shaped bad guy from the 80s was in Ghostbusters You know, the one who looks like Vincent van Gogh if he was a used car salesman who won't admit his business is struggling?

@JenLRossman Probably Atherton's meatiest 1980s role was as the mentor-turned-antagonist in Real Genius.

@JenLRossman Dickless! Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Venkman: Yes, it's true... this man has no dick.

@JenLRossman My best guess as to an explanation is that the film was produced by United Artists and distributed by MGM, and SG-1 is of course an MGM Worldwide Television production, so synergizers gotta be synergizin'. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@JenLRossman In the comments on that video (which is mine), someone noted that the background music is not a classical piece per se, but rather the masquerade ball music from the original score for "The Man In The Iron Mask". Super odd choice.

I'm very tired and I just forgot Jonas's name from Stargate so I called him "the temp they hired when Daniel died that one time" … Affectionate. I swear😂

@BrendonWon70937 @the_spy_wonder Settle down, Tarantino.

@the_spy_wonder They look pretty, why not? normalize sexualizing good, hot male characters as they do to women.

they didn’t need to take his boots off

@_Richval Only Torch could invent the March 31 Fools Joke because he's just bad at calendars. #LuckyHesPretty

April fools everyone

@havokdrider I love that Akihiro is so shirt-allergic he can't even get on the "Happy Together" train for one laundry day.

family

@FFmpeg It's true, libavcodec violated me three times last night. It was thri—I mean, terrible! It was terrible. (Call me!)

FFmpeg is moving to Rust 🦀 Our use of C and Assembly in FFmpeg has been an unacceptable violation of safety. FFmpeg will be running 10x slower - but we're doing it for your safety. All your videos will appear green - safety first, working software later.

@werewolpertingr Hermes:

Lmfao Wally (click to see the actual dialogue)

@the_spy_wonder To chain him up by his feet, without him being able to escape by just wiggling out of the boots? Pretty sure they did.

All hail Undead Spear, King of the Smeagols! #Primal Season 3

@mr26743 @jbillinson Not that exact way, though. Until VERY recently, it was used to describe unappetizing, mass-consumption FOOD, specifically. Even "goyslop" is a food term. More generalized use to describe just any sort of online content didn't appear until 2-3 years ago, give or take.

@ferdnyc @jbillinson Slop was used in that exact way long before ai was a mainstream thing. Goyslop is probably the most well known example

incredible things are happening on threads

@DCOfficial is going hard on their "PRIME TIME" slogan for the upcoming Superboy Prime storylines. They should expect a strongly-worded letter from Malibu Comics' lawyer, a skateboarding cheetah in a Hawaiian shirt. dc.com/blog/2026-03-2…