Cyber Broccoli

@SpecterOps @_wald0 @Jonas_B_K I'm sad that I can't be there in person as would love to catch this talk! Next year I'll be in Poland for this. Need to get time off booked in advance!!

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@reallydumbtakes @seanpk @NextGenEV I don't use the app as much now as most of the cyber security folk I followed moved. The content here is just rubbish pushed by people hoping to make money

@seanpk @NextGenEV There’s more porn bots, crypto scammers, political troll accounts, and AI accounts posting than ever before. 70% of content now is literal trash and you think it’s better than before? I’ve got beachfront property in Nebraska to sell to you bud 😂

Elon Musk fired 80% of Twitter (6500 people) and everyone thought that Twitter was doomed. He was right. Everyone was wrong. It’s the management masterclass of the decade and every entrepreneur must understand why it worked 🧵:

@Lionista2 @Chevalierkgb @Hells4Heroes @woodsmoke14 Me too! I'd love an interest free loan that I don't have to pay back so I can pocket the money 🙏 please reply 🙏

@Chevalierkgb @Hells4Heroes @woodsmoke14 Loan from who? Do you have a link?

.@coventrycc Why on earth have you approved 9 individual barber shops in one single street in Coventry?.... ie. Foleshill Road.

@sharrond62 Ooooh bit of work on the engagement farm going on here Sharon? Honestly I'm not sure how you think a large organisation like the NHS works if this is your take?

50 % of the NHS budget is spent on non clinical staff… let that sink in. We must reform the NHS to prioritise actual treatment

@JamesT55084 @ghostlytom @martinglynn @Rylan @UseBy2022 @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Yes they are you donut!

I’ll vote for whoever brings back in letting us use EU lines at passport control. Piss take

@fredrichmaney @InfoSecGreyBrd Yep, entry level should already be mid-level IT.

I'll come out and say it. We don't have a cybersecurity skills gap. We have a chronic gap between what a company wants and their budget for those skills and reality.

@jobee64 @hoteldweller @aquitainexox @jone85044387 Haha free tax...... You donut, there is no such thing.

@hoteldweller @aquitainexox @jone85044387 They get free tax for first 12 months, then move or change business to get another 12 and so on , prefect for money laundering

Nice to see this subject finally being addressed. We can all see it, even in my small town there must be 6-8 barbers. All empty & very clearly a front for money laundering & drugs but yet the police turn a blind eye & do nothing! All it’d take would be for HMRC to go through their books & for the old bill to do some surveillance, it’s not rocket science!! @TiceRichard @Nigel_Farage x.com/lbc/status/179…

@Infoxicador @kentcdodds Where is that? it looks good for a bit of fishing!

@kentcdodds My office today 😁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

If you have a cool home office, share a photo here 👇

@SwiftOnSecurity Broadly this is terrifying. Children will get so much confusion and bullying from these.

POV your son’s instagram experience

@FocusProb @NoContextBrits I used to love going to Croydon as a kid. I loved the Surrey At market, the games workshop and the marshal arts and model shops in the little indoor shopping centre further down the hill from Surrey st. Good time's were had as an adult in the bars round there too 💪

@NoContextBrits Croyden i used to nickname the armpit of London

What’s the most aesthetically depressing city or town you’ve ever visited in the UK?

@prewallkidney @BladeoftheS Actually your selling your data to Tesco in order to get the discount. The data your provide via clubcard is why you get the discount

@BladeoftheS If you can get your shopping 30% cheaper with a club card then they can absolutely sell those products at that price as standard. People think they're getting a benefit when they're being conned.

Tesco CEO Ken Murphy was getting £4,740,000 a year last year, but that wasn't enough so he has more than doubled his salary to £9,930,000 a year. Prices won't ever come down because wages, bonuses and profits have been raised through the roof, so 'costs' are permanently higher.

@edwinhayward Urgh, I'm still so angry that this happened for such rubbish reasons.

The day before the 2016 Brexit referendum, the Telegraph published a long editorial explaining why its readers should vote Leave: "20 reasons you should vote to leave the European Union" Cast your eye down this list of topic headings, and see how quickly the wheels come off... 1) We’d get our money back 2) We could decide who comes into our country 3) We could make our own laws again 4) Our courts would have the final say over those laws 5) We wouldn’t have to accept decisions forced on us by other countries 6 )We wouldn’t have to listen to lots of European presidents 7) We wouldn’t have to listen to, or fund, the European Commission 8) We could have proper vacuum cleaners 9) We wouldn’t have to worry about Turkey 10) We could set our own tax rates 11) We could support British companies in trouble 12) Fish! 13) We could get rid of windfarms 14) We could have blue passports again 15) And our own entry lanes at airports 16) We wouldn't have to fund EU foreign aid 17) It would be easier to get rid of fridges 18) No more stupid recycling bins 19) British MEPs would be sacked 20) Finally, we could have proper lightbulbs again Here's a link to an archived copy of the full piece, in case you inexplicably feel like reading the "argument" behind each point above. archive.ph/YxbBm

@EnemyCoastAhead @LBRUT @metpoliceuk @roadcc @KingstonCycling That's actually a tough one to assign blame. I normally side with the cyclist in these cases but it's not clear cut here. The car should be assuring that it's clear before crossing the road i.e right turn) however the cyclist was messing with bottle holder while filtering so...

@GuyTalksFinance @brim006 If you want to block the youngest members of both your families and friends.... Of course they will resent you. I don't have this problem as I wouldn't be friends with someone who thinks like this so would not get the invite anyways 😄

@brim006 You have resentment for a couple that had a wedding at a venue that doesn’t allow kids? LOL What if that’s their dream venue? They should skip it to make other people happy?

My wedding will be for adults only — NO kids are allowed 🔞 We faced some backlash from a few family members about this. But to be honest — I really don’t care. The wedding is our day and we want to spend it with family and friends. We don’t want to deal with kids running around, misbehaving or crying. Parents can call a babysitter or have someone watch their kids for the day so they can have fun. Or just don’t come — it’s no hard feelings. We’re not making a mistake. This is what we want 💯

@EAGAIIN @techspence Exactly. If you have 2 people - establish 2 work streams. 1) triage the high alert to see if it's real 2) Work out why the EDR agents have gone done. Get the sensors restarted or unblocked from proxy etc. Don't panic but be on high alert.

@techspence First you don’t panic. Analyse that high alert to see if it’s a real compromise. If it indicates an attack, you go on crisis mode. Isolate and analyse critical servers and start IR

IR tabletop scenario: You get a High alert from a server. There's suspicious activity detected. You come to find out your EDR is not sending data to the mothership on 90% of your fleet of hosts. What do you do...

@typjohns Plot twist , on his evenings he breaks into soon to be customers houses with baby wipes to clog their toilet........

@UK_Daniel_Card I notice this especially in entry level infosec jobs. However any junior IT job will also be a good starting point before moving into InfoSec. How is a junior soc analyst supposed to have the expertise to track a potential breach if they have no experience?

@UK_Daniel_Card I agree, that's part of my story and it worked for me. I contract at various companies now and can generally see the security people who have done IT roles and I can see the security people who have only done security roles. There is a difference in the depth of knowledge.

Helpdesk is the best starting point in infosec imho. When people don’t do this they skip a fuck ton of cyber and business reality (imho)

@teslaownersSV Honestly nothing impressive also considering it's downhill. About 10 years ago I borrowed my friend's mum's VW people carrier thingie and drove that thing around south Africa. 100's of miles of dirt roads. That thing did ok and the roads looked way more corrugated than that.

Cybertruck is savage on off roading trails and handles the mud like a champ.

@lozaning letstalk.staffordshire.gov.uk/staffordshire-…

@lozaning This is already being exploited in the UK. On the street parking meters. Malicious QR code payment links

This feels ripe for abuse. I peeled the sticker back slightly and the RFID tag is under the sticker, not even embedded in it. Not sure there's much stoping anyone from swapping the existing one out with one that opens a deep link to venmo or some such