
john
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john
@johnoffthebench
burner. left-liberal dude who burned out on having a “real” twitter acct. lurking in replies of TV, sports, dating, politics, and tech tweets. in 🇨🇦


Annette Bening and Andy Samberg will star in a new rom-com ‘42.6 YEARS’. The film follows a man cryogenically frozen for 42.6 years who tries to re-connect with his ex-girlfriend who has lived a full lifetime without him. (Source: Deadline)

using AI to "be a writer" is like .. playing a porn video game where you make your avatar cum


Why is matchmaking expensive? To illustrate, here’s how I’ll lose money on a client’s $49,000 package. Client is 46, 6’2, exited tech founder. He’s looking for a woman 27-33, very specific criteria around match personality, appearance, and profession. Without diving into specifics, she: • Isn’t easily searchable online... • Isn’t likely to reply when we find her… • Isn’t likely to be single… • Often has a deal-breaker trait we can’t screen for without a phone call… • Isn’t necessarily interested in my client… I was expecting this to be a difficult search, so I quoted $49,000. I wasn’t expecting ~100 hours of labor to find each match, not including communication with the client! To date I’ve spent $45,000 on salaries for the women staffed on his search, plus $2,750 on styling and photos, and we still owe the client 2 matches... Before considering overhead (let alone opportunity cost) this will be a huge L financially. Things balance out though. Most engagements are profitable. Some engagements are quite profitable. For example, a new client in NYC paid $30,000 and paused after his first match, because he’s 99% sure we found his wife. That's still a new relationship, and engagements last 9 months (6 months of active matching + up to 3 months of pause), so we could be on the hook for more work in coming months. But you get the point 🙏



the craziest part of this entire movie was that she was supposed to be unattractive


Rachel McAdams in Send Help (2026) #horrortwt


Listening to @RobMahoney and @jowrotethis discuss whether you unfuck or uncluster a clusterfuck was genuinely one of the highlights of my week. 10/10, no notes.






Apt @katrosenfield observation: "Some people will gravitate like moths to the flame of whatever ideology gives them cover to indulge in socially sanctioned cruelty under the auspices of moral correctness, and it will never matter very much to them what that ideology is."


da fuck you mean he’s back? he’s never left






I’ll say it a million times if i have to but nobody who believes this has experienced real winter









