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@ross_baglin @HeadWarriorTWM Agree. Hence my profile pic.

@HeadWarriorTWM I grew up idolising him, and gradually realised what a repellent, hypocritical little weasel he was, for much of his life. High priest of the faux-radical world view adopted by the insulated, moneyed classes.

He truly was an idiot wasn't he.

@PolitlcsUK @DailyMirror The BBC are surely leaving themselves open to legal action here. #ScottMills was not Convicted of anything; he is an innocent man.

🚨 NEW: The BBC sacked Scott Mills after learning of a 2016 police investigation into alleged "serious sexual offences" against a teenage boy between 1997 and 2000 The case was dropped because of a lack of evidence [@DailyMirror]

@CopMoustache I used to think that Police Officers had very few transferable skills to the non policing world. How wrong I was.

Had some great news, went for a job interview last week Call today saying I’ve got the job, the manager who interviewed me said I was knowledgeable, my passion for helping people was clear and she had never met anyone with my life experiences and she would love me on her team

@afneil @TimesRadio Sadly your journalistic impartiality disappears when it comes to Trump. As your guest rightly stated, the utterings of Trump and the reality may be very different. You really think the US military hasn’t gamed every scenario? I’d say they’re winning large.

My monologue on Trump’s War from today’s The Times at One with Andrew Neil — @TimesRadio The US marines have arrived in the Gulf region in the shape of the 31st expeditionary unit — a force of 3,500 including 2,200 combat troops.  A second Marine unit of similar size is on its way, as is a chunk of the formidable 82nd airborne division of the US Army.  All told, President Trump is assembling a force that could put up to 20,000 boots on the ground before Spring is out. But to what purpose?  Trump claims that talks with Iran are going well — ‘they’re going to do everything we want’ he said at the weekend. The implication is that a ground force is being gathered simply to concentrate Iranian minds.  Maybe. Except that so far it isn’t working. There are, as yet, no direct talks between Iran and America. The Iranians seem in no hurry to join them. In terms of what each side wants out of peace talks, they couldn’t be further apart.  So there is growing talk out of Washington about Trump resorting to boots on the ground.  But, I ask again, to what purpose? Certainly not a ground invasion. America has nowhere near enough manpower in the region to occupy by force a country of 90m people — bigger in land mass than the UK, Spain, France and Germany combined.  Which leaves more limited incursions with specific objectives.  Even these — such as occupying Kharg Island or seizing Iran’s enriched uranium — have the hallmark of disaster written all over them. 1/2

@CrimeLdn Result.

The man who was shot dead in Camden has been named Nahom Medhanie, 26 CCTV showed that he was shot several times while sitting in a white Nissan Juke as the suspect arrived and left on a bike

@ElectionMapsUK Can’t wait to see @EdwardJDavey as leader of the opposition. PMQs will be even more of a clown show than it is now.

General Election Nowcast - 29/03/26: RFM: 283 (+278), 27.0% (42 Short) LDM: 84 (+12), 12.5% LAB: 74 (-337), 18.8% GRN: 64 (+60), 15.9% CON: 63 (-58), 18.2% SNP: 46 (+37), 2.7% PLC: 11 (+7), 1.3% Oth: 6 (+1), 3.5% electionmaps.uk/nowcast

@KieraDiss What family’s first thought following the murder of the daughter is to set up a Go fund me? Her death is tragic but this is just sick.

FOUR ARRESTED IN LEEDS MURDER INVESTIGATION Four people have been arrested in connection with the case - two women aged 18, a 20 year old man and a 17 year old. The family of Chloe Watson have set up a memorial GoFundMe. I’ll include the link below.

Witnessing an Oiran Dochu, a traditional procession of high-ranking courtesans from Japan's Edo period, with stunning kimonos and their unique Sotohachimonji walk, is truly mesmerizing! ✨🌸

Imams should require a license to preach in the UK, all sermons should be in English and recorded for inspection by Police if requested. Failure to comply results in closure of the Mosque.

@HeidiBachram Sopping wet liberals like this will only realise what it is that they have supported when it’s too late for them to go on a march to protest about it. Sheeple.

An Iranian woman challenged an ‘antiracist’ marcher and asked why she carried a placard against bombing the Islamic regime. She had no answers. After the video they cried together and she put down the placard. Ignorance is a BIG part of the problem. 🎥 Niaz Abadani on insta

@visegrad24 Societal breakdown inches closer with every day.

A “security group” around the Rusholme and Victoria Park area near Manchester Central Mosque has decided to start their own security firm. “Manchester Community Watch” started as a WhatsApp group for reporting “unjust behavior” against minorities. It quickly grew to over 130 verified recruits through a strict ID + selfie verification process to keep out bad actors. The group has now applied for Security Industry Authority licences so they can operate legally as a private security firm.

@InspGadgetBlogs They don’t do preventative work! It’s not Pre crime 😂

Do they ever think the drop in the capital’s homicide rate is BECAUSE the murder team detectives are so effective?

@Jonathan_Hinder @Brick_Cop @ukhomeoffice The looming breakdown of law and order in the UK continues apace. Police leaving in droves, Courts not functioning and not enough prisons. What a śhitșhow.

@Brick_Cop @ukhomeoffice Woah, sorry to hear this! Best wishes for whatever is next.

And just like that, 12 years, 2 medals, a whole bunch of memories and wonderful friends later; I’m done. Policing you were my childhood dream. I’m so proud to have been one of you and do my small bit. You’ll always be part of me, but time to live and move on. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

@CorianderSoap @DPJHodges What a peculiar response to a factual post.

@jorisbohnson @DPJHodges I cannot begin to tell you how much comfort the inclusion of the word "ex" in your post gives me 🙇

I'm going to set out the conversation I had with the Metropolitan Police Press Office yesterday. People can judge whether their response represents an attempt to facilitate a legitimate journalistic query, or something else: Me: "Hi, I'm writing about the above issue for tomorrow's paper [Mandelson]. I would like to know: If the Met has any record of the reported theft of former Downing Street Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney's mobile phone, as widely reported in the media. If any efforts are being made to recover the phone given its significance to the investigation. If any efforts have been made to obtain centrally held Government records of communications from the phone" Many thanks

@graemearcher Forcing someone to live a miserable, painful life against their will is no way to carry on. A dreadfully tragic story all round.

A cynical political move to open old wounds pitting the old left against the old right contrasting with the new politics of old mining towns ie @reformparty_uk adjacent.

@AmiriKing I’m convinced that many trans ‘men’ go through the process because they are ugly women.

Imagine chopping your t!ts off just to look like Curly from the Three Stooges. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

@TalHartuv As an athiest, cultural Christian I support Israel, not Jews per Se. I find Orthodox Jews as odd as I do any other religious orthodoxy.

Genuinely interested, how many other British Christians on this platform think the same.

@Con_Tomlinson Appropriate

@Con_Tomlinson The complaint itself should be investigated. A caution for wasting police time might be appropriat.

Just had the police show up at my door, investigating an "anonymous" domestic abuse and "coercive control" allegation made against me. Two officers spoke to my wife, and concluded it was malicious and politically motivated. The police were professional and apologetic. I won't share their identities when they were just doing their job. They shouldn't have their time wasted like that. But this is a new low. Disagree with me about anything you like, but leave my family out of it.