a dogg’s fuck out a window

@jakebackpack There’s a cigarette tax for smoking downtown and yes, you should always have an extra for a fellow in need

But cigarettes DO have tremendous social value when used correctly.

@TheFigen_ @elonmusk Get a job

Dear, @elonmusk Do you realize what you're doing? I don't have any followers from Türkiye. We were so happy when you bought Twitter. You don't realize what you're doing; it's like you made this decision while drunk. I love you so much. But this is not humanity! What you're doing is literally cruel!

@afrocosmist The big book!

Baryonyx by Steve Kirk from "The Big Book of Dinosaurs" (1989)

@thamosdeaf Tom Clancy adaptations are a go

Took the next couple days off work. Gonna watch some dadcore. Some three-star five-star movies. TNT Classics.

@KuribosShoe Old EC comics are always low. Why not crack it open?

I want to buy a graded comic and then immediately tear that shit open and start reading it

@Pom_Bazooka @MyNameIsK117 If they want, sure. Why not?

@MyNameIsK117 So people will and should have more of something that doesn’t exist?

I’d take it a step further: erase the 40 hour standard, everyone works 4 hour days. More shift changes, more job spaces to fill, more time to enjoy the only life we’re given. Do this and pay them more, money is fake just like time.

@KuribosShoe Is that like a chewbacca

low-mileage pit woofie

@Is_Not_Brian All my favs from the league are here in one team, why would I cheer for USA

The 2 best games of the series has been this one & Venezuela Japan. I wish I put down a bet, I knew these guys were gonna do big things. Too much swag to lose. All my guys helped too. Chourio, Suarez, Acuna & Bazardo. Their bullpen is amazing too.

@uncledoomer Used to think like you, but this is incorrect

by age 30 none of your t shirts should have anything printed on them. youre an adult. fucking grow up.

@_Zeets It does allow for this accurate charting

Genuinely do not care about the individual ratings for TV episodes. When did that even become a thing?

@taylorgarron Some nice cinema, novels and short stories. Maybe video games. Sitting in a park on a nice day with sunlight dappling through the leaves

hey does anyone know what i should do, generally?

@sergefiankan @MLNow JUST IN: shithead logs on to the Internet and makes stupid fucking commentary

@MLNow 🚨 JUST IN: Man who attacked Mayor Lurie’s police released by SF judge. Victim? Catch-and-release = risk to communities. Safety isn’t political. #SanFrancisco #PublicSafety #sf4gov

JUST IN: A San Francisco judge released from jail the man who fought w/Mayor Lurie's police security detail in the Tenderloin last week. Tony Phillips was charged with assault on an officer. The judge says *he’s* the one who was "violently assaulted." missionlocal.org/2026/03/sf-may…

@hecubian_devil I’m about 90% convinced this is the video that led to me listening to some guy (who I did not know!) at a work conference talk about screaming woke freaks, men using women’s bathroom/locker room, and all the typical asinine bullshit

Yeah this AI shit is about to fry 40% of the country’s brains. Not great.

❤️“I was the sun and she was the moon.” An elderly Lebanese man lovingly recites words to his wife as the couple sits together amid Israeli occupation threats and bombardment. Like many people from southern Lebanon, they now find themselves uprooted from the lives they built together, carrying with them only memories, love and the hope that one day they will return home. eye.on.llebanon (IG)

@Grenaide3 @ryangrim @matthewstoller Dumbass

@ryangrim @matthewstoller Politico has more details - not as bad as Ryan makes it out to be: -$200m in damages paid to states -Allow third parties the ability to sell tickets on the TM platform. -TM can no longer lock down venues -TM must divest >10 venues -Service fees capped at 15%

This case against TicketMaster/Live Nation was supposed to go to trial this week. The DOJ, through multiple administrations, has been preparing for years. Trump just settled it instead, after firing the head of the antitrust division. There is apparently no amount of corruption too obvious to scare Trump away from it.

@forestrive71295 @OlesjaNone Dogg, this is a text message. Go talk to a human or something

@OlesjaNone It may be my language barrier as USA and you are Ukrainian. Different inflection and different speech. Thank you for your time. Take care.

Це вишивка 😯

Remember, in the United States the authorities can compel you to use biometrics to unlock your device, but a pattern or a pin technically counts as testifying against yourself.

@YousefMunayyer I’ve been getting BBC paywalls for about a year or more. I always suspected it was related to my longtime use of Adblock ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why is this paywalled? Anyone else experiencing this?

@Tysca_ @hecubian_devil Hi yes sorry hence the word ‘earned’, am painfully aware of the bait and switch don’t worry about me

@keneech @hecubian_devil Fetterman campaigned very progressive and then governed close to MAGA. That's quite literally the exact opposite of what's being called for here.

I think Newsom specifically is untrustworthy, but also hot take I’d like Dems to focus less on pronouns. Telling people to do pronoun circles doesn’t materially help trans people but it negatively polarizes people against us (seen as HR scolds), making us worse off

@hecubian_devil I suspect this is what earned Fuckerman his senate seat. Absolutely hate how that went

I think “talk like a chud, govern like a woke” is not super far off the mark from optimal trans politics/policy. Let people be unwoke in speech and affect, enshrine protections and healthcare in actual law.