Lani Harrison, CPST

@SomaKazima2 My grandmother made Watergate Salad! And I’m white and Jewish

Girl I got a 0% 😭😭😭😭😭

@svershbow Love it. We are in Arizona, and sometimes our dog sleeps with her head on one of those soft injury ice packs.

It's unseasonably warm in NYC and my foster dog is enjoying the fan.

@SgtFullAuto @shelbymustang @AmazingPopPod Alex Keaton took speed

@shelbymustang @AmazingPopPod I thought we were supposed to assume it was something bad like speed without actually ever saying what it was.

Who remembers when Jessie Spano got hooked on caffeine pills?

@anothercohen Here for ya if you need car seat help (including getting 3 seats across if needed)

3 weeks until we have kid #3. What should I know?

@pitchergami Red Sox and Pitchergami fans

@malkizeee Wow!

@lanicarseat This doesn't include purchased eggs.

Houston we got a problem. Send egg recipes.

@svershbow Fenway and I hope your career weirdness gets better 😕

I typically foster a dog when I need to stop thinking about myself and given that today is one of the weirdest days in my career I've never been happier to have a traumatized muppet living in my home who needs attention and love.

@LakeShowYo I know everyone is joking about this, but I legit don’t understand why he couldn’t go to Europe w Luka

Austin Reaves will miss the first round because of the oblique injury 😔

@samarakarow @jewishmemequeen Yes! When they first came out (2004 ish). I even remember some ads asking people to send in proposal pics with them.

@lanicarseat @jewishmemequeen Did they, actually? /gen I guess I’d always presumed the name of that Tofutti line to have some sort of hyperbolic connotation 🤷🏻‍♀️

This was the ultimate shabbos dessert in 2004

@kenzianidiot Oh my gosh yes. My brother and I did this in the car.

when it rained, my brother and i had “raindrop contests.” we’d each choose a raindrop on the window. whoever’s raindrop got to the bottom of the window first was the winner.

@svershbow @metraux_julia When our dog (a Coton) does stuff like this, we say “are you lost?”

@metraux_julia she going to be such a little weirdo (also complimentary)

My foster doesn't still isn't confident enough for me to pet her but she is confident enough to do whatever this is.

@qwertypoiuyrewq @LakeShowYo youtube.com/shorts/PZz3A2s…

@lanicarseat @LakeShowYo Explain

Which team do you want the Lakers to face in the 1st round?

@PlayoffDude Larry Bird when I was a kid. Luka reminds me of him.

Lakers nation, who was your childhood idol growing up? I’ll start. Mine was Kobe Bryant. I’ve been a Lakers fan since 2000.

@Q2turnQueen Yup. It occurs to them that they don’t have to say the truth. It’s like a revelation to them. “Wait… if I say I brushed my teeth… then I won’t have to!”💡

Does lying just start at year 3??? Cause girl wtf is this girl doing

@svershbow Somehow I feel like this connects with your parallel play article

Two friends hanging out on a sunny afternoon.

@svershbow Good work by them! She’s a sweetie 🍊

@lanicarseat The agency

There's an animated mop in my house