Mark Van Osdol

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Mark Van Osdol

@markvanosdol

Michigan grad/fan, husband to Lisa, father to Maren, Catholic (work in progress), from/live in Grosse Pointe. Sales at ConnectPayUSA payroll for small business.

Detroit, MI เข้าร่วม Mart 2009
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Mark Van Osdol
Mark Van Osdol@markvanosdol·
Personal note: In my day job I represent ConnectPay Payroll Service (connectpayusa.com). We focus entirely on small business so when you call us a human being answers. Every client has a dedicated customer rep and our client retention rate is 90%, unheard of in payroll.
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The Drunk Republican
The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub·
Dear Japan, Today the Tennessee Volunteers, also known as “America’s college,” play basketball against the Michigan Wolverines, who are hated throughout the country for their anti-American values. It’s kind of complicated but if you love America you should definitely root for Tennessee. Thanks, Real Americans
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Mark Van Osdol@markvanosdol·
@Super70sSports Never watched it but the theme song was kind of a banger.
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
When I was a kid this literally translated to “Change the channel immediately.”
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Mark Van Osdol@markvanosdol·
@TheStingisBack Wow did the people marketing that movie even watch it????
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The Sting
The Sting@TheStingisBack·
Happy Birthday, Brendan Gleeson Lake Placid was mis-sold as a creature feature. It isn’t. It’s a satirical horror-comedy: a self-aware B-movie that winks at 50s monster flicks with 90s bite, deadpan one-liners, and razor-sharp banter. Gleeson and Oliver Platt are incredible.
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Wolverine Steve
Wolverine Steve@wolverine_steve·
Im not even trolling I honestly feel bad for my MSU friends. They have nothing to be excited about. Football is terrible. Basketball is tired and stuck in place, decent I guess but going nowhere. Their coach is selfish and bitter. Hockey is good but none of them care. Not good.
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Don Thomas
Don Thomas@REALDonThomas·
STILL NO FROZEN FOURS IN 20 YEARS!!! SPARTY NOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Alex 〽️🐙
Alex 〽️🐙@mgobluealex·
@sbell021 i was 9 years old and cried my eyes out man i’ll be in the building on sunday, vengeance is on my mind ngl
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Jim Root
Jim Root@2ndChancePoints·
@MrMaize12 Haha think what you want, but I’d lie detector that it happened
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Mark Van Osdol
Mark Van Osdol@markvanosdol·
@asmilefixer LOL classic Doc. Meanwhile at the rally...good luck with that guys.
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Yacht Rock Playlist Consultant
Today’s certified Yacht Rock song of the day: Steely Dan Saturday!! Hey Nineteen Steely Dan 1980 Yachtski scale score 85.5 My score 96 Aging hipster smoothly attempting to seduce a young lady with tequila and weed..a take as old as time…Nineteen would be 65 years-old in 2026, she could use the Fine Columbian for her glaucoma…
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Buck Geno III
Buck Geno III@BuckGenoIII·
@sbell021 For MSU fans, this weekend has been a real kick in the nuts. It's got to be tampering with their psyches.
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Scott Bell
Scott Bell@sbell021·
Michigan State hockey led Wisconsin, 3-1, with less than five minutes to go in the game. A win would send the Spartans to the Frozen Four for the first time in 20 years. I’ll let you guess what happened next.
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Mark Van Osdol@markvanosdol·
@TheStingisBack Never heard of the Cell Block one, looks interesting
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The Sting
The Sting@TheStingisBack·
Two Vince Vaughns have a birthday today: 1) the smart-mouthed, rat-a-tat comedy dude from Wedding Crashers 2) the menacing killing machine in Brawl in Cell Block 99 Block 99 is uncompromisingly savage, a brutal throwback to 70s grindhouse. The climax is absolutely insane.
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Mark Van Osdol@markvanosdol·
@StJohnsPriest Wow, 45, very sad. Same with 94 of course but that's a good run. Imagine all that she has seen!
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Steven J. Kelly
Steven J. Kelly@StJohnsPriest·
Two funerals today. Noon for Ian Blackney (45 years old) and 2 PM for Eleanore Simon (94 years old). May they rest in peace
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🏆The 5th Dentist
🏆The 5th Dentist@asmilefixer·
Showing this to my wife to prove that my memes aren’t stupid after all.
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elizagn
elizagn@elizagnnnn·
The roads around Chicago are WORSE THAN MICHIGAN. Didn’t think it was possible.
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Mark Van Osdol@markvanosdol·
@elizagnnnn LOLOL CLASSIC!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 You were smart to skip over the part in between Beilein and May.
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elizagn
elizagn@elizagnnnn·
Enjoy last nights conversation with mom:
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Mark Van Osdol
Mark Van Osdol@markvanosdol·
@RedsSuffering I thought Fine Columbian was a coffee reference 🤣😂🤣😂
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raj
raj@internetraj·
January February *hoarse voice* “There’s a whole lotta teams out there tampering” April
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