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@michaelpacific
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@silverpenydr How can I be ready when u have not given me laptop to make banger tweet...
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@arojinle1 Out of curiosity... Is a female cobra called a queen cobra?
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@dammiedammie35 One stopped while driving on a Sunday morning and started praying for me I no no when I dash am 3k..
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If other policemen can be humble like this, they’ll still get money without any bl0wback.
But if they continue to ass@ult, !nsult or oppr£ss people because they want to collect money from boys, we will be posting their faces everywhere and they’ll continue to l0se their jobs !!!
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@PoojaMedia Using his Muslim money to spread the Gospel of Christ
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I saw Bella Shmurda at the Victoria Island, Lagos, Adidas store yesterday and noticed a couple of things. Remind me to come to these later.
I went window shopping at the Adidas store. I enjoyed the experience. After comparing prices, I realised it’s better for everyone (the shopper, the store and the local
economy) that we can pay for these top of the range products in Naira.
On Bella Shmurda, a family man to the core. I’d ordinarily ignore a celebrity because I don’t like stress, but I had to say hello to him, shook hands like gentlemen. I also noticed that the music switched to his sound whilst he was in the store. Matter of fact, I noticed the music switch before I realised Bella was in the store. I thought that was smooth and smart.
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Everybody likes to talk from the outside until you enter the road.
I’m a keke rider myself, and with experience… no, it’s not that easy.
This idea of “buy keke ₦5M, make ₦200k daily” sounds sweet online, but reality on ground is very different.
I work interstate between Lagos and Ogun (can’t mention exact location for security reasons), so let me break it down small:
In Lagos alone:
Main ticket: ₦1,300
Money for markers, chairman, security, etc: about ₦1,000
Police/agency money (LASTMA, LNSC, etc): varies, but you must settle or risk paying ₦2k–₦10k for “offence”
That’s already money gone before you even start breathing.
Now Ogun side:
Main ticket: ₦1,700 (₦1,300 weekends)
“King of boys”: ₦200
Other random levies: ₦500
Then fuel: ₦12,000 daily at least
Passengers? They’ll still price you like fuel is ₦200 per litre.
We haven’t even talked about:
Repairs (very frequent and expensive now)
Feeding and daily survival
Weekly hire purchase: ₦60k–₦70k for almost 2 years
And let me add this: once a new keke hits 6 months, problems start coming one by one.
So when everything is deducted…
what exactly is left?
This job is not “wake up and print money.”
It’s survival, patience, and constant expenses.
So no — if someone is still broke, it’s not always laziness or chasing job titles.
Sometimes, it’s because the system itself is designed to drain you before you even grow.
Respect people on the road. The hustle is deeper than it looks.
Victoria A@iamzioraa
This keke (tricycle) is ₦5M Go to a state where nobody knows you. Make ₦200k daily. In 6 months you’ve tripled your money. If you’re still broke, it’s not Nigeria, it’s you. You just want a comfortable job title.
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@jon_d_doee Senior man I am giving you 24 hrs to give me babe or else I'll do nothing!
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Connected.
If una see the babe wey I connect to am.
Fresh skin yellow paw paw fine babe.
26 years old.
Let's wish them good luck 🙏
Àgbà John Doe (back up)@jon_d_doee
A 30 year old medical doctor is in need of a serious relationship. He would prefer an igbo catholic lady, & a working class too. He lives in Lagos mainland. Please do not DM me if you're less than 25, or older than 29. See you in my DM.
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