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เข้าร่วม Eylül 2010
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Larry the Cat
Larry the Cat@Number10cat·
Translation: "I started something I can't finish and broke something I can't fix so I'm going to walk away and pretend it's your fault"
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Restore Britain
Restore Britain@RestoreBritain_·
Restore Britain is now the fourth largest political party in the country. We officially registered as a political party ten days ago. Proper progress.
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semps@msemps·
Just watched the worst adaptation of Wuthering Heights. What a pile of shit. How could they?
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@UKBackintheDay2 @richardpbacon Lot of comments about loss of culture/humour. This was pre/early internet with no social media. I see the irony of saying this on X, but social media is the main cause of this loss. The perceived lack of humour, culture, artistic risk are just symptoms of the social media age
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UK Back in the Day
UK Back in the Day@UKBackintheDay2·
Once upon a time, breakfast television was worth watching…
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Fr Paul
Fr Paul@revpaulwhite·
As a priest, who has celebrated Holy Communion twice today and is departing for a Cistercian monastery tomorrow, can I just say that this 'Easter Egg rage' is nonsense. If you care that much, get yourself to church, and then perhaps you will realise that our faith is not based on confectionary or its packaging.
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emily m
emily m@maitlis·
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emily m@maitlis

@realDonaldTrump/posts/116278159912794855" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru… I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

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semps@msemps·
@EdConwaySky Not sure, I’m a little worried about the witch now 🧙‍♀️
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Ed Conway
Ed Conway@EdConwaySky·
So... it's over?
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Jonathan Pie
Jonathan Pie@JonathanPieNews·
Here are some Easter eggs from the 1980's with no mention of Easter on the packaging. My personal favourite was the Lion Bar one. Can we all move on from this now please?
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Jack Dart
Jack Dart@JackWDart·
Brexit cost this country £180 billion a year in lost economic output, enough to build 140 new hospitals every single year. The people who did it are now asking for your vote again. #Brexit #NigelFarage #ReformUK
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semps@msemps·
@MSE1882 @themurhaf @HLTCO Probably too late for a change, but if it is going to happen, now is the time with the international break, I guess
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Martin
Martin@MSE1882·
@msemps @themurhaf @HLTCO This is the problem. Who would be silly or desperate enough to take over these bunch of losers. Who could polish a turd the best?!
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HLTCO
HLTCO@HLTCO·
This is mad. Every week, I think “It’s Spurs, they’ll be fine in the end” and every week, it gets closer and closer. I still get the feeling they’ll survive but that’s only because it’s Spurs and the prospect of them going down is so bonkers.
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semps@msemps·
@themurhaf @MSE1882 @HLTCO Who’s gonna take it at this point? Potter? ………Allardyce? ………Warnock? 🤔🫣
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Decalf Metcalf’s Calf
Decalf Metcalf’s Calf@themurhaf·
@MSE1882 @HLTCO 3 weeks until the next game. At this point surely the right move is sack Tudor and give whoever comes next time to work with the players?
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Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧
Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧@reformexposed·
Yeah, @Nigel_Farage wouldn’t want this video to be shared over and over of him lavishing poodle-like praise on Donald Trump. He’s trying to disassociate from him, so every time it’s shared it ruins that.
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semps@msemps·
@implausibleblog History will judge these idiots with the disdain they deserve
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Farrukh
Farrukh@implausibleblog·
Pete Hegseth, "Our ungrateful allies in Europe should be saying one thing to President Trump: thank you"
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Ambassador Warren Stephens
I met with MP @Nigel_Farage at the Embassy to hear his perspectives on the current status of the U.S.-UK relationship. Nigel has great respect for @POTUS @RealDonaldTrump and the United States. He is particularly fond of the Trump administration’s unwavering commitment to peace through strength. I look forward to working with Nigel to advance the security and prosperity of our countries.
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@RobertJenrick This won’t impact UK energy bills and you know it, you gas lighting Tory turd
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Robert Jenrick
Robert Jenrick@RobertJenrick·
It is economic lunacy to ignore our rich energy reserves. Reform will unapologetically drill in the North Sea for oil and gas. We’ll get bills down and bring back good jobs.
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semps@msemps·
@Peston Yeh, which self respecting country would join in wars late, I wonder? 🤔
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Robert Peston
Robert Peston@Peston·
Trump: “The UK, our once great ally…we don’t need people that join wars after we’ve already won”
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@Kdhchels_ Still not even close to being worth the spoiling of the live experience in the stadium
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👑@Kdhchels_·
This is why VAR changed football positively 🙌🏽
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Chair 🪑
Chair 🪑@BonnieAnnClyde_·
If you’re planning on voting Reform, these are the kinds of people you’re aligning yourself with. Nazi scum.
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thelefttake
thelefttake@thelefttake·
Nothing to see here, just a bunch of concerned British parents with ordinary British parent concerns chanting “Sieg Heil” and throwing up Nazi salutes.
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