Murray Valeriano

@JDVance You’re scum.

Had a great time, thanks

@AlaskaAir It says 11 minutes 😂

@murrayv So sorry to hear of the wait! Have you tried texting us at 82008? -Jordan

@phil_hellmuth I agree with this

The “Ten clocks rule”: new rule that I am proposing Every top player that I talked to loves it. If you have ten “Clocks” called on you in one tourney, then you get a “Penalty” (one round off). Same one round off penalty for each additional clock called on you.

@AskFrontier Now I will get a tech in SIX DAYS! Six days from now!!!

@murrayv Hello Murray. I will be happy to look into your service issue for you. Please send me a direct message at twitter.com/FrontierCorp. So I can get your information in private. -Rob

@FrontierCorp the absolute worst! They asked me to upgrade. I said yes. Internet went immediately down and now I have to wait 5 days for a tech!!! They refuse to send anybody out today!

@AskFrontier Now @FrontierCorp has hung up on me and not calling back!

@AskFrontier Hour 6 on the phone. You will not send anybody out.

@PeteHegseth We look forward to hearing more about this meeting on the group chat.

So, let’s me get this straight. The Atlantic released the so-called “war plans” and those “plans” include: No names. No targets. No locations. No units. No routes. No sources. No methods. And no classified information. Those are some really shitty war plans. This only proves one thing: Jeff Goldberg has never seen a war plan or an “attack plan” (as he now calls it). Not even close. As I type this, my team and I are traveling the INDOPACOM region, meeting w/ Commanders (the guys who make REAL “war plans”) and talking to troops. We will continue to do our job, while the media does what it does best: peddle hoaxes.

@laurenboebert You have a giant head.

Urgent Poll: Are You Still a Republican? Your answer is CRUCIAL for my next term. Don’t leave me guessing—take the poll now before it’s too late!

@PCPappy I mostly see cops in those

It's simple. You don't have a permit you can't stop or park there. It's a disability parking only. ♿ Disappointing having to still charge people for this. You figure it's common sense. Plenty of parking spots people please be considerate. ♿ permit only #pappystips

Do you know what Yacht Rock is?

@mrpeavley Only Vick Tayback.

How many do you remember @murrayv 🤔

Even with all the crap and division and the hate going on in this world right now, I still had hope for humanity. Then today I saw this MF’er put mayonnaise on his hot dog and realized we have no chance.

@EddieTrunk Love em!

Not sure how you get a lot of hate and then sell out countless stadium shows around the world instantly. Many would love that kind of “hate”. Ha !

@gbscobel @RockSolidShow Right???

@murrayv @RockSolidShow I forget how good (most) of those albums are

Guys! I had a blast talking Lou Reed 80's albums with my good friend Pat Francis of the @RockSolidShow! Put some fun in your ears.

Hey Christians, keep telling yourself that it's "satan's temptation" that's driving people from the church and not your hypocritical bullshit.

Women.

Just a reminder, only 3 more weeks until I set the clock in my car back an hour. #DaylightSavingTime

Last time I was in Connecticut I downloaded Grinder and ended up fucking a sandwich.