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@twunkinchief That clocks, found my husband at 30, just under the wire

So I ran the numbers and the most reasonable age to give up on finding a bf is 35.

@Midwesthomo77 God i bet that water is so nasty

Absolute Hell. Especially as a married man, this just looks like a hookup scene and my husband and I are not into that crap. Not to mention, I can't stand being in such close proximity to so many people

@alexandre_rdss No, i made a promise. Sickness or health, death do you part. No one is guaranteed a movie perfect relationship but what we do have is loyalty and affection. Does it always include sex, not necessarily but there is so much more to life, plus i got my left hand when necessary.

Gente, uma pergunta: relacionamento aberto é quando você não sente mais atração pelo seu parceiro, mas ainda tem um carinho por ele e, para não acabar de vez ou aceitar que não existe mais um sentimento completo, vocês abrem o relacionamento?

@ZoeGutier If you love him and he’s your brother why don’t you take some time and teach him. Instead of throwing him to the wolves of life unprepared just to teach somebody a lesson why not help him become a better member of society?? It’s s shame you care so little for a human being.

He echado de casa a mi hermano de 28 años. Porque no sabe ni freír un huevo. Vino a quedarse "unos días." Lleva 3 semanas. Ayer llego a casa: Cocina destrozada. Sartén quemada. Basura desbordando. —¿Qué ha pasado? —Intenté hacer pasta. Se me quemó. No sé usar la vitro. Tiene 28 años. VEINTIOCHO. —¿Y los platos? —No sé usar el lavavajillas. —¿Has probado a leer las instrucciones? —Es que no se me ocurrió. Le digo que tiene una semana para irse. Me llaman mis padres cabreados: —¡Es tu hermano! —Es un adulto de 28 años que no sabe freír un huevo. —Siempre fue sensible. No queríamos agobiarlo con tareas. —Pues enhorabuena. Habéis criado a un inútil. Cuelgan ofendidos. Ayer mi hermano me escribe: "He encontrado piso. Me voy mañana. Gracias por nada." Hoy viene a recoger sus cosas. —Esta es Laura. Mi novia. Me voy a vivir con ella. Laura sonríe. Simpática. Agradable. 2 horas después me escribe Laura: "Hola. Soy la novia de tu hermano. ¿Me puedes explicar cómo se pone una lavadora? Es que él no tiene ni idea y yo tampoco." Dos adultos de casi 30 años. Viviendo juntos. Sin saber poner una pxta lavadora. Pero aquí está el problema: No es solo mi hermano. Es una generación entera. Criados por padres que "no querían agobiarlos." Que les hicieron todo. Y ahora hay adultos viviendo juntos sin saber cocinar, limpiar o gestionar su propia vida. Bienvenidos a 2026. Donde dos adultos con trabajo y casa necesitan un tutorial para lavar ropa. Enhorabuena, padres. Habéis criado inútiles funcionales. Y encima se reproducen.

@weyland76 Handsome

I turned 50 last week and didn't post a pic 🙄

@ThottPockett8 Well when you find something you can do well…

He said slut is his full-time job now. Blessings come in! 🙌 🙌 🙌

@OpiniVerse @DuncanHenry78 No pure gay man would ever do such a thing

@DuncanHenry78 Well there’s a lot of gay men who fucked her apparently so what’s your response to that

Well this is all the piles of wrong in one tweet. A woman appears to have won an award for being the best - recipient of penis. While promoting porn and pretending gay men would be interested in heterosexual sex with a woman pretending to be a man. That’s a lot of wrong.

@mbboy1993 If i have my knee pads with me, I’m in.

Would you meet me in the bathroom?

@TAmprazis Ask if you have any cream you can share… for my coffee i mean..

You come to my office and find me like this. What do you do?

@DreyfusJames Life before Gaga

“You gays owe your basic human rights to Lady Gaga.” 35 thousand likes & growing… And the replies… the gormless, witless, screeching replies…🤦🏻 Kill me. Kill me now…

@SergioLealo Not a one cept my husband

¿Soy el único gay que no tiene un grupito de amigos gays?

@themenHQ This more your style

hot take but i think guys being a little overweight like this is kinda attractive

@stockpiledclay They would call this fat for fucks sake

Imagine being the guy that blue checks use to content farm by calling you fat

@paperssil I’ll need to try them all before a decision is made

What kind of daddy are you into?

@ryanmmichaels More like a chippendale’s dancer

is he gay or just australian?

@RealPeterLeo How are you on any scale fat?? Your body is perfect.

I need to stop being fat 🫃

@Super_Scoopy @DAKKADAKKA1 Good, why on earth would you take anyone seriously. The whole world is ridiculous.

@nrthchg @DAKKADAKKA1 This is why nobody takes you ding dongs serious lol

>tvirus outbreak in winter >city already decimated >no nuclear bombing of the city If you don’t want to make a Resident Evil movie just call it something else. We want the Spencer Mansion. We want Jill Sandwich.

@ArklayEmbers Please stop saying that people hated the first films. No not everyone disliked them, some of us thought they were great fun. There’s actually enough of us around the globe that caused them to be very very successful. Stop acting like they went straight to Dvd or something.

Today has shown just how clueless and brain dead alot of Resident Evil "fans" actually are. It's pathetic that there are people crying about there being snow in the new movie, or complaining about it being an original character and story instead of a 1:1 adaptation. (1/6)

@SpaceBoy458 Wonder if he’ll have three different colored plants

This reasoning falls apart when you hear him talk about the movie and realize he’s adapting the mechanics of resident evil and how that feeling of playing it would translate to film over the games story and characters

@SJTimes13 Cregger fans

Cregger clearly has a better understanding of Resident Evil than 99% of its fanbase