Cigarette Master
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@FUZZ_GOBLIN @k0lopyo @kitsuneredFES There economie are not based off of capitalism like America is??????
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#BREAKING: Struggling MAGA senior voter: I actually have panic attacks. I’ve heard a couple this past week, and I get very emotional over it. I don’t want to work anymore, but I can’t afford to retire…It’s not an overnight thing, but it’s been two years now. You said you’d bring down the grocery prices. Literally I must be the most angry person when I grocery shop because I buy the same things every week, and I see it jump EVERY WEEK, it’s not every couple month, it’s literally every week.” 😢
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@AaronRegunberg Exactly. "Haha woah billion dollar company woah new IPO" and it's all just our pedophile government juicing his companies with taxes regular people are forced to pay. Malfeasance.
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@MaxVelocityWX Absolutely insane to see my dumb little hometown on this list. Never seen anywhere I've ever recognized show up on a chasers stream before. Real close call for many friends and family.
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@MarcoMacabre It's 2026 and people are still doing "did we just invent dogshit core???" Marketing
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No lie I can do better vocals than this. I’m not even gonna mention the breakdown.
the only gannon you know 🪻@daeacsharpie
this is the breakdown of the year
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@BarryOnHere Man fuck Tom Brady but those other sports depend much more on individual performance than football does.
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Take away Babe Ruth's rings, he was still the best player of his era with amazing playoff efficiency.
Take away Michael Jordan's rings, he was still the best player of his era with amazing playoff efficiency.
Take away LeBron James' rings, he was still the best player of his era with amazing playoff efficiency.
Take away Wayne Gretzky's rings, he was still the best player of his era with amazing playoff efficiency.
Take away Tom Brady's rings, he becomes arguably the 5th best QB of his era with mediocre playoff efficiency & multiple cheating scandals.
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@ContraPoints There's unironically people that believe this shit, fucking wild.
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Senator Tom Cotton, as chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, has advanced a provision in the FY2027 Intelligence Authorization Act that would require the President of the United States to expand and enhance intelligence sharing with the Government of Israel across a broad list of subjects.
The provision would also bar the President from suspending or materially limiting that intelligence sharing except on the basis of a specific and identifiable national security concern determined by the President.
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@michaelptoomey Yeah they're lame we only like tough guy nu metal bands pretending to be hardcore that are one screenshot away from an "addressing the allegations" post.
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@matildawba The point of everything is profit extraction. Doesn't matter that this takes up 20X as much space as it needs to, it's just cheaper than building parking garages for the same amount of revenue.
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do americans know that car parks can go upwards?
Alfie@alfie_t8
It’s a disgrace to the sport that this piece of shit is hosting the World Cup final over the Azteca
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@marygaitspill Type of post where you know immediately someone graduated after COVID
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@Chadson Every bullshit expensive thing that makes you sick to your stomach thinking about isn't a factor for them. All they have to worry about is paying for where they live.
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@Chadson Imagine if you made exactly as much as you did right now, but those taxes gave you universal healthcare and education. Day 1 new job you get 4 weeks paid vacation, 1/2 a year of maternity leave, actual labor protections, and political bribes are illegal.
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@mdebyangelgfx It wore out its welcome by 2002. Corniest subgenre.
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@BriannaWu Peter Thiel trying to prevent his sugarbaby from experiencing twink death
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@tifa_glockhart And the difference is literally just a different Amazon outfit.
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@tifa_glockhart "uhhmm metalheads aren't scary... We actually love cats 😊" one of the corniest fucking things on Earth.
Will never understand this zoomer obsession with "haha I do X but wow guess what also do Y look at the dichotomy aren't I so crazy and unique and special???"
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