Richard A.M. Špaček 🐬

@Tom_Rowsell That's OUR Christianity...not HIS Christianity.

If LOTR was Christian and not PAGAN, then the fellowship would all marry former orc prostitutes, made virtuous by the POWER of JESUS and have based children who affirmed the GLORY of the ONCE and FUTURE KING in the UNIVERSAL CHURCH!

@Legacy411 No idea. But her father IS a cannibal king.

Probably no one knows who she is huh?

@Random_Numbers @monsterhunter45 Just a thought... Florsheim chukkas. They don't last, but they're comfortable. I'm only 5'11", and I wear 12s.

@ramspacek @monsterhunter45 Hell, I'm 6'0" and I have trouble finding 13 narrow shoes. I'm constantly finding them in wide but not narrow. I end up dropping a car payment on shoes that fit.

Oh yeah. I'm a Reacher sized 3x large mammal in real life. The odds of getting cool action guy clothing at an average thrift store are zilch. I wear size 16 shoes. I don't know how big Reacher's feet are, but if he's anywhere close to me homeboy would be hobo walking across America barefoot. But nope, dude can wander into any store in small town America and there's always a black t-shirt, faded jeans, a Carhart coat, and a cool pair of boots. I've got to go to the XL Casual Male Outlet and order my shoes online. I've leaned into this in MHI, where the main character is my size (but buffed!). Whenever Owen has to scrounge up clothing it always ends up being something ridiculous is the only thing that sorta fits.

@MrDOThompson @BEG_two Indeed. Buffets no longer exist, surely?

@BEG_two That's just fn wrong. I hate stuff like this.

Soooo weird.

@miles_commodore She was extraordinary.

I have mentioned before that my cousin was the fabulous Eartha Kitt. I had the pleasure of meeting her at a family reunion in Virginia when I was just a small child. It’s an honor to be related to her.

@TheNorfolkLion Worse... they'll make him WOKE!

What’s the bet they make him brown?

@BrandtReacts @donahugh216 Swivel-Eyed Loon Party? Better known as the Greens.

Today on Guess which Political Affiliation this person has!

@Glinner What can you expect of a man whose chief talent is impersonating Benito Mussolini?

What a cunt he turned out to be.

@Only9built WWRMD? (What Would Roger Moore Do?)

😇 Top or 😇Bottom.

@matthewdmarsden I'm grateful that although I did not get what I wanted, at least I did not get what I deserved.

What are you grateful for?

@TheBabylonBee Trebuchet obsessive. Major cause of relationship failure.

'Of Course I'm Listening To You,' Says Husband Who Is Actually Thinking About Medieval Siege Warfare Tactics buff.ly/opBPR7U

@CoryBMorgan Wouldn't it be cheaper if they simply bought votes openly?

Find an older person who lived in the Soviet bloc how well they ate when government was in charge of food distribution. Particularly in Ukraine.

@TruthFairy131 No money in that, is there?

Why aren’t Africans concerned about Africans being enslaved in Africa TODAY?

@ClimateWarrior7 @JohnCleese Do you remember the "Kilimanjaro Expedition" sketch? Drawn from life.

@JohnCleese My theory: there are two completely separate John Cleeses. Has anyone else got a better explanation?

He is magnificent

--Sooner or later, everyone disappoints. The person whose reason you admired says something irrational, or the patient skeptic resorts to invective. --Just like you; yesterday you said, "Fuck the UN." --But that's one of the few GOOD things I've done...

@MillennialWoes If not for politicians...

If not for journalists, architects would be the worst class of people.

@MarkHaydock5 In a minute. In a MINUTE! Just as soon as I finish Wordle...

Did you fix the brakes?

@FlavellG @frederick_43888 Fascinating...no potholes!

Health & safety be damned! Thanks for tag @frederick_43888

@monsterhunter45 Apparently, that's what Ritchson thought too!

@ramspacek How can you be six five, 250, and wear tiny little ten and a half shoes? You’d fall over.