Jamie 🙋🏻‍♂️

@TK_HelpDesk It was miles earning star alliance flights for me, Mike’s earning Turkish flight for the other. I’ve filled in the feedback form but still hasn’t been fixed

@royalsanchez + This flight must have been operated by Turkish Airlines or a Star Alliance member airline, and must have earned the member Miles. For further, please visit the link. bit.ly/TK-ENTransferM… ^Teoman

@TK_HelpDesk trying to transfer miles but get this error. we have both flown miles-awarding star alliance flights

@SECGov Perry Matlock @pjmatlock Edward Constantin @MrZackMorris Thomas Cooperman @ohheytommy Gary Deel @notoriousalerts Mitchell Hennessey @Hugh_Henne Stefan Hrvatin @LadeBackk John Rybarcyzk @Ultra_Calls

Today we announced charges against eight social media influencers in a $100 million securities scheme in which they used Twitter and Discord to manipulate exchange-traded stocks. sec.gov/news/press-rel…

27 y/o woman here. My favourite thing about having a nipple piercing isn't how sensitive it is, but actually picking and eating the scab off it every night. I'm convinced I can't be the only one

I regret suggesting swinging but I'm in too deep now. The half-hearted 2 min sessions with the neighbour's wife does not make up for having to listen to him with my wife. I'm sure she puts it on, there's no need to be that loud.

…Martin Shkreli is free? #pharmabro

I regularly fill the kettle past the maximum mark.

Succession is just a soap opera for pretentious cunts who don't want to admit liking soap operas.

Ah but did those trees fall down during the storm or because of the storm?

I'm in love with one of the girls I work with, she is so engaged and has a child and I know we will never be together but I'm in love with her, we have a good friendship too and call each other "work husband" and "work wife"

When visiting a friend I did a huge poo but also managed to break the loo handle. Panicking, I sandwich-bagged it and put it in my handbag but didn't have chance to discreetly get rid until after my 3h train ride home which I spent in complete terror that someone would smell it

Any adult who eats a banana as a snack is generally someone who has really got their shit together.

Dear men, just because we don't wear hats as much as we used to it doesn't mean the rules have changed. You enter a church, you take it off; you sit down to eat, you take it off. People are judging you whether or not you realise it.

As a brickie apprentice, i had to go to the bookies every day and place bets for all the other workers and collect the winnings the next day. The bookie took more money than he shelled out and so I pocketed the money and paid what was due. I made double my wages

When I was younger, I used to take dried spaghetti into the shower with me and wait for the warm water to part-cook it before eating it. I'm extremely disgusted with myself.

When I cut my toenails, I collect them all in a little bowl and then chew on them whilst watching tv etc. It's a bit like a bowl of peanuts in many ways. Only toenails.

@seandsweeney Lovely looking project 👌

24 months of work has culminated in this marketing rendering. I’ve never been more proud of a project in my entire life. We took a difficult site, and transformed a gas station and two duplexes in this 126-unit project.

@TLRailUK only some of the payments from my November delay repay claims have been paid, how do I chase the remainder?

Nine years ago today, MySpace Tom killed a man.

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)