Sam Parrett

Childcare on the Brink: Stop the 2026 Cut That Will Push Childminders Out - Sign the Petition! c.org/WrWpzcGNZW via @UKChange

@HMCTSgovuk why the long delays in paying Jury members expenses? It’s been nearly 2 months!

@jimhamilton4 Jim Hamilton vs Eben Ezebeth

Bear back fighting.

@AJA_Cortes That by losing a load of weight doesn’t make you happier with how you view your body

For those people who have lost significant amounts of bodyfat, What was the most surprising lesson you learned in the process?

@piersmorgan @Arsenal @m8arteta Warm up in the white “no more red” kit. With his name on the back?

RIP Daniel Anjorin, 14. A bright, joyful, gentle & polite young man whose life was brutally taken in the most despicable & senseless way. Daniel was a keen footballer and a massive Arsenal fan.. I’d like to see a tribute to him at the game on Saturday. Cc @Arsenal @m8arteta

@thelastleg Easter egg on the white cow #LastLegEasterEgg

Join your host Gary Neville and contestant Todd Boehly for ‘Who Wants to be a Billion Pound Bottle Job?’ New Fantasy Football League tonight at 9.45 on Sky Max

@dordje @CostaCoffee @MTWnhs Hope all is ok mr David?

Standing, waiting for over 20 minutes in the @CostaCoffee at the @MTWnhs hospital is a joke. Sunday lunchtime, it’s busy - always. Get the staffing right!

@nickiparrett I’m going to miss Claud, but excited to hear Rom

@samparrett you’ll want to read this to see who’s taking over

@BigTomD I don’t think he will. Played a bit in the last week for Brazil. And quite a bit of travel. Nketiah didn’t get a look in with England. So reckon he’ll start. I’ll probably be wrong now I’ve said that!!

Arsenal fans, FPL experts, will Jesus start this weekend?

#rugby is f***ed

@NoContextBrits @nickiparrett

What do you call your evening meal?

@afcjxmes Siggi Johnson

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Peugeot e-208 ! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st July. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

@fesshole You have grounds for divorce @NickiParrett1

My divorce papers said 'irreconcilable differences'. That's only because they couldn't say ''constant, deliberate and unrestrained flatulence'.

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a ORA Funky Cat worth over £32k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st May. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

@nickiparrett Does this mean I can retire now?

I'm on my way to winning £0.50 cash plus

@PaddockWoodAC Yep, on the shortest route for runners.

@samparrett Only just seen this Sam. Was that a traffic management vehicle parked like that?

@PaddockWoodAC this is crazy!