Tim Caulfield

@CorpseKings Tomb Jones

What's a fun name for a Famous Undead Troubadour?

@bustanutkeaton When I used to buy physical copies I always felt I was winning. You get a book that has taken an author months/years to write and you own a copy for the cost of an hour or two's wage (or less). My kindle I am aware that in reality I'm renting the books

There used to be a format that solved this problem called mass market paperback but now everyone wants their romantasy in 15 lb faux leather hardback with rainbow holographic gilt edges

@CorpseKings Hallowed Hammer of the Heavens

What's an Epic name for a Magical Holy Mace? ⁉️

@lady_valor_07 Not really, I count the days a little differently. When I wake up I say "fuck I'm still here, maybe tomorrow 😤"

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious..

@EricLDaugh Well I suppose he has thrown enough BS comments by now so law of averages said he would be right eventually 👏 👏👏

🚨 TRUMP JUST WENT OFF ON THE UK "Europe is desperate for Energy, and yet the United Kingdom refuses to open North Sea Oil, one of the greatest fields in the World. Tragic!!!" 🔥 "Aberdeen should be booming. Norway sells its North Sea Oil to the U.K. at double the price. They are making a fortune. U.K., which is better situated on the North Sea for purposes of energy than Norway, should, DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!!" "It is absolutely crazy that they don’t… AND, NO MORE WINDMILLS!" 🤣

@JRH1865 My only issue is that I think JC at least deserves a sit-down chat to explain the reasons. Then let him decide if it is made public, Doing it to get their target man I understand, but be professional about it. Hope he calls Myler out on signing sick note players now

3 other clubs currently looking for a new coach. If we hadn’t acted now we’d have likely missed out on McNamara. It’s not ideal that we’ve done it publicly, but I’m not sure exactly what else Thirkhill & Myler could do and I think they’ve made the right decision.

@SkySportsPL @Carra23 If that was missed in the 90's you kind of understand it (Shearer would get 10 red cards a game). However VAR not spotting that yet pulling Martinez for actual minimal contact to hair IMHO shows clear signs of agenda.

"I wouldn't be expecting a foul there" @Carra23 doesn't think Leny Yoro was fouled in the lead up to Leeds' first goal ⤵️

@AliceTalksFooty Ugarte not great but tbh Mazraoui was terrible & Yoro not much better. Can't afford to offload too many with European football next year but we need a better RB option as we have Amass & Diego Leon to cover Shaw or even Martinez.

Sell Ugarte Sign three midfielders Been saying it all season, but today’s game is even more proof. We’re struggling to control without Mainoo.

@DGinCheshire @Footballtweet But DCL didn't milk it. VAR stopped the game

@Footballtweet It's as stupid as Beckham's 'kick' in WC 98. Weak, pointless and pathetic but it gives an opponent a chance to fall about like he's been shot and a referee a decision to make. Ref' plays to the rules (ie a kick or hair pull is violent conduct) and that's that.

🤔 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Is Lisandro Martinez's RED CARD the correct decision?

@utdreport It is a decision taken out of the refs hand. EVERY player knows hair pulling is straight red, DCL doesn't even milk it either.

Thoughts on the red card?

@ManUtd Whatever reason that Carrick started Ugarte needs investigation, he is always caught out. Martinez carrying Yoro too. Time to earn the job Mr Carrick

⏸️ Work to do in the second half.

@TheRFL Gotta be Aaron Moore he tries to be a referee (badly)

Who should be nominated for the #OURLEAGUE Try of the Week? 🤔 Let us know in the comments below 👇

@_onlyscott Marcus Rashford, Mason Mount, Patrick Dorgu

Name one Manchester United player without Letter “E” in their Full name Very Hard

@ThaEuropeanLad Spurs going down for me would be hilarious.

Be honest with me please. What would be more satisfying for you as a hatewatchers. Seeing Spurs get relegated or seeing Arsenal bottle all four competitions and go trophyless again?

@hullfc_stats Not shocked at Bailey being in there, definitely doing well

Defensive quarter of the season stats Average Tackles per game Aydin - 37 Bourouh & Bailey - 33 Jed - 32 Tackle Efficiency % Aydin - 96.1% Bailey - 94.8% Asiata - 94.4%

@saniyafatma1278 I did, 7 years before. In fact I had a powerboat licence 2 years before I passed my test

@Edwina_Currie You might want to read the Sqn Ldr's name out loud. It will be enlightening

Eh? There are no mountains in Lincolnshire … 👇👇👇😮😮😮🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@bonniepetitex Surely whatever level you want to play on only matters to you or whoever you are playing with

question for everyone who calls themselves a gamer: does playing on easy mode still count?

@UtdMaI Tell Barca for f**k off. They will spend a lot more than that this summer on other players. Shouldn't even deal with them tbh, shady dealing club.

🚨🗣️ Gary Neville on FC Barcelona and Marcus Rashford: “Rashford went there, has played over 40 games, scored 11 goals and added more than 10 assists — he looked sharp again and deserves credit for that. But now Barcelona are saying they can’t pay the agreed £26 million? That’s ridiculous. United loaned him out when they needed to and included a fair clause. He performed well, his value improved, and now they want to negotiate? That’s not acceptable. United have to stand firm. Either pay the agreed fee or send him back, it’s as simple as that.”

@UTDKara In Pep's auto biography he said Fergie talked to him about being his successor but Pep told him he intended taking 2 years away from the game.

Am I the only one who still thinks that 80% of what we’re going through at Manchester United now is because of Sir Alex Ferguson? If only he had given the job to Pep Guardiola instead of David Moyes, I’m 99% sure we would have won 7 more league titles.