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@TGGI @GolfMagic He’s back on DP tour

@GolfMagic Where is good ole eddie these days?

English tour pro Eddie Pepperell has warned Jon Rahm that Sergio Garcia is "not a good influence." More on GolfMagic. 📱

@tommckibbin8 @TheMasters @rorymcilroy Where you playing next week

First experience @themasters was unforgettable, I had an amazing experience and something I won’t forget. Massive congratulations to @rorymcilroy on going back to back. Thank you to everyone for making it possible, I can’t wait to come back! ⛳️

@MarcherReborn @RanTeeThree Not winning an argument with that fucker

@RanTeeThree Phwooaaar

Having a strip torn off by a Northern Irish woman. Simultaneously terrifying and arousing.

@Caolan_Scully YouTuber

If LIV collapses I wonder will we see most players walk to the DP World Tour And by extension, does this mean we might see Bryson de Chambeau at the Irish Open in Doonbeg? I’m sure he’d only love to play for… reasons

@ClammyWynette1 Are you being filthy or serious, I like them when they’re sharp

@ProGolfCritic You’re a proper daft prick just like that U.K. version of you

The funny thing is people think if something happens to #LIVGolf that I’m going to go away lmao! 😂 I’ll be 100x more insufferable. I will be triggering people way more & I won’t need to play nice anymore. I’ve been way too nice.

@DennisM65258276 @LeftwaffenWatch Wife works in Ackworth

@timo5233 @LeftwaffenWatch Thanks for info. Do you live there🤔

Here’s the latest Green Party weirdo candidate… 🤡

@DennisM65258276 @LeftwaffenWatch It’s a big area

@LeftwaffenWatch Is that a made up place with a them/they candidate🤔

@NUCLRGOLF That’s unfair him visiting more than anyone else

🚨🏰🇪🇺 #NEW — European Ryder Cup team Captain Luke Donald & wife Diane visited Adare Manor today, site of the 2027 Ryder Cup. The United States has yet to announce their choice for captain. Donald will attempt to three-peat.

@AvonandsomerRob Abroad Croatia again for me love it

The biggest gamble you can take in life isn't in a casino. It's booking a British summer holiday and hoping it won't rain all week. Are you going abroad or staying in GB this Summer?

@miss_anthrop75 @ZDaivson With tomato

@ZDaivson Can I not have bacon, sausage and egg?

Bacon and egg or sausage and egg 👊🙃🐽🐽

@JakeAndBall If any trees blow down in next 12 months leave them where they fall

Off the cuff proposals to improve The Masters in 2027: - Max of 4 practice rounds in the month leading up to Masters week. - Let Mother Nature play more of a role / dictate scores (Scottie shouldn’t be playing a mud ball 5 days after the most recent rain in Augusta). - Decrease weekend commercials significantly. - Limit of 12 items per pro shop visit (want more to resell, buy for friends, etc? Back of the line). - Cease all contractual ties with the Designer of the Pimento, Egg Salad, Now Driving hats (self-explanatory). - Officially introduce the Haotong Li exemption (awarded annually to Haotong Li). - Discontinue the gnomes (they’re great. I got one last year, and I wanted (but didn’t get) one this year. Felt like 2/3 of the pro shop line was discussing gnomes the entire wait).

@CalebJHull As long as he’s winding you cunts up that’s all that matters, she might be more excited next year when he wins it again

She didn’t run to him, she didn’t smile, and she ran away immediately after this pic.

@JonnyRoot_ Jon get yourself a beer and shut the fuck up

Maybe getting the opportunity to play Augusta National unlimited times the month leading into The Masters, while skipping three straight tournaments, gave Rory McIlroy an unfair advantage over the other competitors… Just maybe. Congrats, or whatever.

@tds122 Chairman

Who puts the jacket on for Rory this year 🤔 #TheMasters

@CourtAnne1225 Courtney is the Karen of the U.K.

Poor Scottie. Not bc he didn’t win the masters but bc what an unfortunate hairline for a 29 year old

@TweeterAlliss Looks like a scene from Happy Gilmore

Hey love, go up to the attic and fetch that Burberry pullover I bought back in 1987 please. Lovely.

@Elew62 @letitflye Shooting 36 points in Saturday stableford is better than anything done with wife, don’t show her this ffs

@letitflye Best "Golf day" of your life I hope. Do you have a wife, kids, and family???

I was in the last 2 some in 1984 on Sunday. It was the best day of my life. Bar none

@dbs100000 Sunday dinner then Millwall away

@PeterFinchGolf We’ve got Mcginleys focus to focus on tho

Young must have gone home 🤷🏻‍♂️

Seriously, have they turned off the tee shot tracers for the final group??