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@TrueCarbonDude @voooooogel @sama

@voooooogel @sama What happens when you replace the word tip with bribe?

so a couple days ago i made a shitpost about tipping chatgpt, and someone replied "huh would this actually help performance" so i decided to test it and IT ACTUALLY WORKS WTF

@voooooogel @sama

mr @sama please let me know chatgpt's venmo, i owe it about $3000 in tips now 🙏

@NYSEandG can ya'll commit to fixing your real life, buggy as heck website first, though? can't even log into the app...tried multiple PCs/browsers everyyyything to no avail....ughhhhhhhhhh

We're addressing the needs of at-risk species before they become endangered. This year, we committed to preserving habitat for monarch butterflies🦋 in 18% of our rights-of-way acres across NY. Learn more in honor of #climateweek: ow.ly/tBK750PNXFM

@DanSoder @robertkelly @luisjgomez @JoeListComedy for science, i had to check...but i for sure was in fact already following all you guys before listening to the regz 👌

@luisjgomez LOVELINE @ skankfest?!???🥹🥹🙏

@drewafterdark @jasonnash so good! 🙌 great episode dr mommy & @jasonnash

Don't miss this week's #DrDrewAfterDark with the hilarious @jasonnash! youtu.be/CRxsWNyzN0k

brb ... ill just be over here bingeing the new season of @QueerEye & sobbing all day

@Mona87093260 your mom...?😅

Don’t put those words in her mouth @drdrew. New episode of #AfterDark with @chase_odonnell just dropped! #DrDrewAfterDark youtu.be/K5XtFeG7vwQ

@drewafterdark @drdrew @chase_odonnell girrrl sameeee 🚩😂

@TimHortons that link doesnt work either ughh lol 🤦‍♀️ i clicked the button for usa/english & it opened the app, but just sent me to the homepage 😫😫

@yourdadsayzhi Hi there, thanks for reaching out. We’re sorry for any inconvenience. We’d like to look into this for you. To best assist you, please provide us with a little more information here: timhortons.ca/support

I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

No one says JIFFY anymore. Stay safe out there y’all! Check out my new standup special LEFTY’S SON premiering on my YouTube this Wednesday April 5th! @rsickler" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">m.youtube.com/@rsickler #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #funny #ryansickler #wisdom #reels #shorts #reelsvideo #uber

@drdrew @Casey61665504 !!!!!

A "National Divorce" is in the spotlight after @RepMTG suggested dividing the country into Republican & Democratic states. What would happen if the USA split? @MichaelMalice (who wrote 2016's "The Case For American Secession") speaks at 3 PT on @AskDrDrew drdrew.com/2023/a-nationa…

Been waiting for this... #TheMACHINEmovie @bertkreischer @MarkHamill

@KaanPlaysDrums @ish474 @YMHstudios @hannahpahl 🤣

Take your Uvers! 🚗 #dontdoititsbad #tonyjohns #coolguy #dui 🎨 : @hannahpahl

@ish474 @YMHstudios @hannahpahl when @YMHstudios + @tomsegura + @bertkreischer thirst trap the wholeee 'never seen 1 second of a @NASCAR race in their lives' hoe-demo, LIVE from @DAYTONA 🙋‍♀️💀

@YMHstudios @hannahpahl its hot out drink lots of water... and watch out for wasspeses

IT’S HERE!!! And YOU guys made this happen!! Here is the OFFICIAL trailer for #TheMACHINEmovie. You can grab your tickets NOW for May 25th with a special LIVE pre show at TheMachine.Movie. See you all MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND

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