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i’m down $20,000,000 shorting $BTC and $ETH
typing this while still short $130m notional feels insane, but i’m posting it because everyone loves the screenshot after the trader is already dead
i’m not gonna pretend this feels normal
i watched the account go from $33m pnl to $14m while the whole timeline followed the wallet
lookonchain posted it, people laughed, and friends asked if i’m alive lol
i am, but it’s weird seeing numbers this big become content. i’m still short because i still believe the trade makes sense
either way, this is the part you don’t see in the win screenshots
Lookonchain@lookonchain
Due to the market rally, smart trader pension-usdt.eth is now down over $15.5M on his 1,000 $BTC($77.5M) and 20,000 $ETH($48.7M) shorts. His total profit has dropped from $33.28M to $14.98M. He once had 20 wins in a row with a win rate above 85%. #perps" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">hypurrscan.io/address/0x0ddf…
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Strategy has acquired 535 BTC for ~$43.0 million at ~$80,340 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.4% YTD 2026. As of 5/10/2026, we hodl 818,869 $BTC acquired for ~$61.86 billion at ~$75,540 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…
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@CoochLord my biggest regret is that I used to regret in the first place
none now.
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Dating expert says men lose up to 50% of their dating market value after turning 35
“Once you hit like 35, girls are gonna start to think, ‘Why are you 35? You’re not married, you don’t have kids, you don’t have a house?’ Statistically, from the data, let’s say you have your exact profile now and you’re 34 years old and you’re getting 10 out of 10 results. If you just turn 35 or 40, you will see at minimum a 30 to 50% decrease in your results”
“I had a client in New York. He’s a partner at one of the largest Fortune 500 companies here in Manhattan, and he goes to events, networks, like these sort of social events, and there’s an age limit for them, 38 years old. If you’re over 38, you can’t go. They don’t allow people at these events”
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@hillery_dan @saylor Bro is pissing on you and telling you it's raining.
MSTR holders just face the sky with their mouths open....
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@0xKmafia airdrop is to grab attention and reward solid users who accelerate growth of platform doing it after crypto peaked (overall eyes down) is pointless when they can run it as the market is accelerating and there r much better conditions(inventive to hold) to draw in more users who
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Threadguy shares the one thing that all time great traders have in common
“The best traders in the world do not have a good hit rate at all. They often have sub 50% hit rates but when they win they win a lot, and when they lose a little bit”
“Theoretically you can lose a lot more than you win. They glorify the hero trade”
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@Quanterty gl with a crypto following 😭 irl easier anyways just let looks carry and say whatever
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@hopes_revenge u cannot compete the with her fictional 8 foot half monster foot long wielding rapist lover
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