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@ScottMorrisonMP @AngusTaylorMP THERE’S NO TIME TO WASTE because life will be very different for these little citizens of the world if we don’t act THIS DECADE! THEY’RE ALREADY ASKING WHY WE’VE BEEN ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL FOR SO LONG #TheYouthAreRising #schoolstrike4climate

All I want to do is change my sim over to my new phone and stay on current plan. But if I go to upgrade the cheapest sim only plan is 20 more than I’m currently paying. Why on earth would I stay with Optus?

@optus_help Downloaded app. Got talking in messenger. Received 4 notifications. Went back into app to find them and THERES NO RECORD OF WHATEVER IT IS THEYRE ALERTING ME TO.

@ato_gov_au I am receiving emails to say I need to sign in to mygov to check messages. After sign in it asks for details on a webpage including my bank acc info. As if I’m going to put that onto a webpage. This does not seem secure AT ALL! Anyone know if this is legit?

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@RSPCAPetInsure Scott. I have yet to hear anything from your team. My next payment is due to come out Sunday. As I’ve still had no response I would like to cancel my policy. Can you please help?

@RSPCAPetInsure Scott. I have yet to hear anything from your team. My next payment is due to come out Sunday. As I’ve still had no response I would like to cancel my policy. Can you please help?

@RSPCAPetInsure hi there. I have tried to contact you three times via email regarding my policy and have received no response at all. Can you please get in touch with me? Why include an email address on website when you do not respond to emails?

Nice work @Coles You managed to sell my mum an EMPTY soda stream bottle and make her pay for it. Someone scanned it and failed to notice box was open and empty. How is that possible?

@RACV_Official Are you having any website trouble? I’m a member just having trouble buying travel insurance online.

@woolworths Thanks for getting back to me. I was able to place the order this morning, however obviously couldn’t secure a morning slot for pick up. Just unlucky. No worries. Thanks

@MagicFaraday Hey there, thanks for reaching out to us about an outage last night with the website. We're aware of a known error, and it's now been resolved. Please confirm if you're able to pace the order. Thanks, we look forward to hearing from you soon.

@woolworths Sort out your server error with the app please. Need to place order for tomorrow. What’s going on?

@CentrFit You need to start talking in terms of definite timelines for fixing the issue. If you are unable to fix it, you need to be honest about that too. You also need to be honest about how you will compensate people who still have subscriptions but have been unable to use the app.

@MagicFaraday We also apologize for the disruption. Unfortunately the issues are continuing, but our team is working around the clock to get the connection back up. We are committed to fixing it and grateful for your patience.

We understand some members are having trouble connecting to our app and website, and apologize if this has impacted your routine. Our team is working hard to fix these issues within the next 36 hours. But we know your goals can't be stopped, so here's how we can keep you moving👇

@Smadams1019 @CentrFit Have received no email or communication from @CentrFit about what’s going on. Have really loved this program. It’s time for you to start being honest about what’s going on. If you think you can’t fix it then say so and think of customers who’ve been loyal for years.

@CentrFit I've been a member for about 5 years now and want to continue being one, but this seems to be a major issue. Please keep your longtime users (and your newer ones) updated so we know what to expect. After a hard week, I was really looking forward to this workout. I hope it's fixed

@CentrFit I am currently unable to use the app or login to website. All payment details correct but couldn’t work out today. Would really like to tomorrow or will have to consider canceling my subscription. Please contact me.

@CentrFit You need to sort out whatever the problem is with your app today or I am canceling my subscription. Please contact me with some advice.

@CentrFit Is there a problem with your app this morning? Have restarted and reloaded all devices. Or is it just me? All details up to date and still paying without issue. Please help!

@mb_dahlstrom @alliance_forest Thank you Michael.

A "greenwashing" complaint has been lodged with the ACCC by @alliance_forest about claims on VicForests' website. au.news.yahoo.com/the-single-wor…

@mhdksafa This!!!!!!

@RonniSalt This guys a freaking tool.

I mean this with sincerity and compassion, this is actually very sad.

@ACTINOSProject @Pleasure_Lab I think because the same guys responsible for giving them the money went to school with the guys running those FF companies. They go camping together and stuff and have beers…‘Carbon Club’ by M Wilkinson breaks it down a bit.

Fossil fuel firms owe climate reparations of $209bn a year, says study Instead, we are <subsidising> THEM to the root roughly the same tune. Can anyone explain why we are doing that? Anyone? Broad strokes’ll do… theguardian.com/environment/20…